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If line 1 didn't suck I swear to god!!

See.. here's what I don't get: Davos First Line: Austin Hickey V - Jeff Gow - DAV RW3 Izidors Balders - Diego Jokinen Shots by Shankly and Essian: 10 Davos Second Line: Austin Hickey V - Jeff Gow - DAV RW2 Ko Kane - Diego Jokinen Shots by Fred K and Locke: 29

THat was not pretty!

oh gosh harsh!

slug fest

THERE WE GO @ADV

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A Multipoint game!? it'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! also winnnn

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You really need to play Witcher... Okay Beke - - Explain Shankly's abysmal shooting % - Predict the Cup winner - Predict the next move the Blue Team is going to make... lol ye! - Predict the asshat in your current game in CoD that's going to be camping and murdering you

I say that Witcher 3 is the new gold standard!

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exactly. They are just to give fans something to do for a couple of hours

Shankly Will Help Riga Win “Sometimes, I watch the NHL on TV and wonder, well now, why am I not there? Then I look at my shooting percentage and remember that, oh yeah, it’s because I’m shit.” Phil Shankly is not quite on top of the world but at least you can’t say that he isn’t modest. His hardest critic is himself and his teammates have all but given up on telling him to perk up. The former Boulet winner with 95 scoring has just 11 goals this season and an abysmal 4.6% shooting average. But because this is a simulation, it really should be expected that in the coming sims that he will get a few goals. And even if not, there’s always next season and he still is on a competitive team with big hopes of winning not just the Victory Cup but also the Continental Cup. Of course, Shankly’s never taken losing well. His father recounted a story of when he was 5 and playing football (soccer) back home in England that apparently he took his shoe off after his goalie made a terrible mistake and let in a simple shot, and started beating him with it. Now do not worry @Kendrick, we here at VHL do not believe that Shankly will now pull a Happy Gilmore and take his skate off and try to stab King with it, mostly because it is Shankly’s play and his play alone that is causing him such angst. Shankly’s career to this point has been lackluster from an individual stand point. Generally, the teams he plays on have both been competitive and he even won a Continental Cup in New York, and so if he were to help Riga on to victory as well, he would be considered quite a player to have on a competitive team, despite only winning the one Boulet. He should at least be able to take solace in that. So from now on, the comments in the game threads will continue to be just his updated shooting percentage and shooting statistics, mostly because it’s funny how the STHS works, but it will not be out of sadness or frustration. It will be out of irony. His primary focus is not on winning the Continental Cup, and he will do everything in his power to get there. Hopefully, he can continue hitting everyone and try to break the 400-hit mark, however he has a long, long way to go to get there but hey, it’s something to shoot for! (oh my that was a bad pun to make in Shankly’s presence). So until next week where I will probably try to do a podcast and fail miserably, I will see you all later. Peace.

Insane Week Sparks Late Spot What an absolute insane week for the Player Builder Hall of Famer, Phil Knight. Knight, who generally is not known to be shy to talk about his personal life, opened up once more to VHL.com and gave us some insight into everything going on in his life, besides trying to keep his fading veteran Phil Shankly motivated to continue helping Riga towards a Victory Cup. “Well on Monday, my Floor Hockey League was short on goalies again, so I had to play net for the 6:45 game. As much as I dominated (the top scorer in the league couldn’t beat me), I needed to book it from the gymnasium to one of the Studios because I had a man harassing my Krav Maga instructor. He gave me some song and dance about a fellow in another class at another place who had stamped down on his foot and he tried to sue the company but the company was comprised of liars. Anyway, he wanted to talk to my instructor to make sure the expert said that the class set up wasn’t full. I was quite confused. Did he want legal help or was he interested in my program? If it’s anything but the latter, I will not let him back on the premises. “On Tuesday, I was running from my flight from Saskatoon, where I had watched Phil Bennington play, and I got a call from the Info Desk, telling me that my Sportball instructor couldn’t access the Studio to set-up his class because it was being painted. I ran down to the Studio and stood in awe as I watched painters work away… and a sign that had appeared on the front of the door saying the room was closed from 11-6pm. Infuriated that I wasn’t informed, I called Phil Shankly and told him to suck it up and quit his whining, then I ran over to the AfterSchool Program to beg them to let me use half the gym for the class. After, I ran to Bookings to yell at them for not telling me, but once I did they ran to yell at the Facility Manager for not telling them so they could tell me. It was quite a shitshow.” The week went on like this. Today being Sunday, was even crazier still, but we do not have time to discuss it all. Suffice to say that Knight is running around like a chicken with its head cut off at work, his star player from last season is suffering his worst season yet, he can’t see the love of his life for more than an hour this week (and it took 4.5 hours of transit to and from to see her) because she’s writing her Architectural Licensing Exams tomorrow and Tuesday, and his brother, the infamous @Knight brought home a 7-week old puppy on Friday. Well it’s no wonder the KnightTime Radio waves have been silence for another week.

sweeet@!!!! Thank you man!