BOG Leaks! (Edition 1)

[JardyB10 4,869]

DISCLAIMER: I thought this would be a fun segment for my podcasts but BOG is generally too boring and also I'm too lazy to browse it most the time and also I keep forgetting. So here's the overtired VHL.com version.

 

Saskatoon, SK (PP) - Word coming down from the VHL head office, located in Saskatoon, SK, states that the league Board of Governors has been hacked, and all sorts of information has been leaked by an unknown source. This source anonymously posted what allegedly are actual discussion points in the secretive BOG cult, and some of the topics have rustled the general public's jimmies. League officials have yet to comment on the validity of any of the leaker's claims.

 

Below are a few of the topics allegedly being discussed among the BOG:

 

VHLE Clarifications: The VHL's third official brand was announced near the beginning of S78, and information on the league has slowly been trickling in since then. The hacker claims discussion on the league is an ongoing thing, though they admitted this discussion has stagnated since Victor and Acydburn seized absolute control of the Europe based league.

 

Abolishing the AGM Role: The leaked manifesto reports that some of the older libertarian members of the BOG are calling for the Assistant General Manager position to be abolished. The argument is that the GMs of both the VHL and VHLM are overpaid as it is, therefore them being able to hire free labour to do half their job is a waste of tax-payer dollars. The idea of GMs having to ACTUALLY earn their salary is a popular one.

 

World Cup Expansion: Scrub spokespeople apparently have been speaking out on the World Cup, claiming that it is too elite of a tournament, and that more teams should be added to give less good players a chance to participate in the international event. This idea was alleged to have received so well that it eventually evolved into an All-Star Game revival discussion. The randomness of that last claim make this point almost sound made up, but expanding the WC in a meaningful way does have its merits.

 

Embezzling VHL Donations: Many players and agents across the VHL pay money into the league in order to receive certain benefits. The Board has apparently used this league income and has nearly finalized a group booking at a Hawaiian resort for the next BOG general meeting.

 

Prohibiting Prospects from Training Camp: A long known issue in the VHL has been the amount of hormonal sweat and stench at each team's pre-season Training Camps. As players get younger, the amount of rampant body odour in the league as a whole increases, causing distress to many of the veteran members. Therefore, discussions to prohibit any player not on the opening night roster from attending a team's training camp have just begun.

 

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[bigAL 2,176]

Good job adding in some absolutely ridiculous ones like expanding the World Cup so no one knows which of these are real

[frescoelmo 1,282]

7 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

 

Abolishing the AGM Role: The leaked manifesto reports that some of the older libertarian members of the BOG are calling for the Assistant General Manager position to be abolished. The argument is that the GMs of both the VHL and VHLM are overpaid as it is, therefore them being able to hire free labour to do half their job is a waste of tax-payer dollars. The idea of GMs having to ACTUALLY earn their salary is a popular one.

 

 

GM corner in discord is basically genchat 2.0 so yes

[Enorama 2,039]

7 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

The argument is that the GMs of both the VHL and VHLM are overpaid as it is

 

You joke, but I've campaigned for removing job pay for a while now. 

[Beketov 9,102]

3 minutes ago, Enorama said:

 

You joke, but I've campaigned for removing job pay for a while now. 

Would like to clarify as well that Eno doesn't just mean GM job pay here.

 

If I recall your proposal is updaters and simmers are the only paid positions right?

[Enorama 2,039]

2 hours ago, Beketov said:

Would like to clarify as well that Eno doesn't just mean GM job pay here.

 

If I recall your proposal is updaters and simmers are the only paid positions right?

 

Yes

[bigAL 2,176]

2 hours ago, Enorama said:

 

You joke, but I've campaigned for removing job pay for a while now. 

Members should pay for the right to manage a team! We’ll hold their player hostage and give them no TPE  while they’re GM! Groovy Dood depreciates -6 each week I have the honour of being commissioner!

[MexicanCow123 915]

10 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

The Board has apparently used this league income and has nearly finalized a group booking at a Hawaiian resort for the next BOG general meeting.

TRUE THAT. TIME TO PARTY BOG!

Edited July 26, 2021 by MexicanCow123

[MexicanCow123 915]

2 hours ago, Beketov said:

If I recall your proposal is updaters and simmers are the only paid positions right?

RECRUITMENT......

No one will understand how hard the job really is until they try it.

[Beketov 9,102]

11 minutes ago, MexicanCow123 said:

RECRUITMENT......

No one will understand how hard the job really is until they try it.

Hey, don’t argue with me, it’s @Enorama that wants to nuke your pay

[MexicanCow123 915]

Just now, Beketov said:

Hey, don’t argue with me, it’s @Enorama that wants to nuke your pay

TIME TO NUKE ENO

[JardyB10 4,869]

1 hour ago, bigAL said:

Members should pay for the right to manage a team! We’ll hold their player hostage and give them no TPE  while they’re GM! Groovy Dood depreciates -6 each week I have the honour of being commissioner!

This was my concept for the VHLE and I loved it. Members can use their contract and Player Store money to buy one of the new franchises, which gives them full control of the team and maybe makes them money as well. Maybe a bit too high concept, but it sounds fun.