Doomsday 4,130 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Voodoo Resurgence In Davos DAVOS - A familiar business in the city of Davos is once again hitting its stride. In the wake of the return of the VHL Playoffs, the hometown HC Davos Dynamo have found themselves down 2-0 to their perennial rivals, the Riga Reign. Behind the stellar goaltending of Mike Szatkowski Jr, the Dynamo faithful are on the verge of watching their beloved team crushed right out of the playoffs. However, in the wake of a similar scheme hatched during the Season 36 VHL Finals, voodoo dolls of the Reign's goalie have started to wildly circulate in the wake of the HC Dynamo's loss in Game Two. "If this stuff can work on Remy fucking LeBeau, it can work on anyone!" exclaimed Davos fan Tony Danza. After the retirement of the legendary LeBeau, some thought that the voodoo industry would slowly die out. Instead, the crafty ritualists have found a heir to their previous bane in Szatkowski Jr. However, only time will tell if lightning will strike twice in Davos. Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, which is doing well thanks to their new iron lung. He enjoys doodling in MS Paint, admiring his American history trinkets on his desk and leaking pictures of Jerry Jones doing horrific things in the hopes of getting him fired. NotAVHLM-GM, BOOM, Kesler and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,940 Posted September 11, 2014 Admin Share Posted September 11, 2014 Yeah Mike is no Remy. We got this. I'd aim for the heart, but he has none. Kesler and NotAVHLM-GM 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAVHLM-GM 1,858 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Voodoo \o/ Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 11, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 11, 2014 where can i get myself one of these dolls? #teamdavos Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,940 Posted September 11, 2014 Admin Share Posted September 11, 2014 There is only one place on the map. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 11, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 11, 2014 Meh, the flight from Helsinki to Zurich is only 2.5 hours but I'm not feeling the 3 hour drive to Davos from Zurich. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,899 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 We shall be victorious Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 The Davos ritual returns! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,153 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Tony Danza is a piece of shit for cutting in line Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherifflobo 137 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Mike is an asshole. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12131-voodoo-resurgence-in-davos/#findComment-119429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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