My theme week podcast but in words

[N0HBDY 1,133]

So it’s the last day of theme week, I don’t usually do my media spots until Sunday anyways and I wish that I could just record a shitty podcast that no one listens to so that I can fake talk about this seasons theme week topic which is “vhl appreciation” and claim that but instead I’m sitting in the Detroit Airport where I have been for the past 3 hours and will be for another 5 (fml). I’m typing this as if it was a podcast for some reason, habit of nature I guess but instead of being able to fake my theme week I better actually do it so that Shindigs can’t catch up to me in tpe which he claims in inevitable. Surely doesn’t help I didn’t do any predictions for this past season, anyways I gotta get into this lol

 

At first when I wanted to do my vhl appreciation ms I wanted to say thanks to the VHL Dev team for all they’ve done and are going to do for the future of this league but then everyone started posting their theme weeks and making it seem like it’s more of a Valentine’s Day or thanksgiving type of bullshit where you thank an individual person, so I’m not gonna be that guy and just follow the herd like the vhl sheep I have become. I guess I could make this some kind of love letter just to add a bit of excitement or something to it.

 

Dear diary.. nah fuck that I’ve stalled long enough.

 

@DMaximus legit my favorite person in the vhl (don’t think you even had a chance at being that person Sam, I’ll talk about you later). Anyways DMax was my first ever GM when I joined the VHL. I also won a championship with him in like S76 as Bob Tristan, a truly goated player, I also have to finish my series on that team. Though to most DMax has dropped off the map quite a bit since his gm’ing days he still congratulates me everytime I transition from one team to another every 1-2 seasons. Though I can hardly remember my time in Philly everytime I think back to then or about the team I have positive thoughts because of how great of a GM and person DMax was (and still is). I enjoyed my time with him and credit him with why I’m so addicted to this league.

 

Who shall I do next, I could probably stop now even without checking my word count and say this is enough, can I claim this for multiple weeks? Idk anyways I’ll save the people who wanna see what I have to say the most about them until the end *cough cough* spartan *cough*.

 

@Dil I’ll add you in here cause why not, I appreciate you. Though you have muted me for some things in vc I may or may not have said, only Kobe would know. It surprises me everyday that you are a mod and that you are even as smart as you are. Playing games with you late at night, whether it be me destroying you In fortnite or you just shit talking I enjoy it, most of the time.

 

@Vkobe-v A fellow athlete, well freak athlete ig, younger than me but also just a larger human being which is scary. Conversations in Moscow where you are taking my side most of the time are always fun ones to have, especially when it’s calling spartan stupid or something like that. You’re a fun person to joke around with.

 

@Moon I think the first time we even talked to each other was about hunting because Sam mentioned I liked hunting in one of her rants how she doesn’t like hunting, to each their own, we just chose the right side. Though we haven’t paired up to make an ELITE GM+AGM pairing (I think because neither of us want to do pc’s) we’ll get there one day. Hanging out with you in vc is also something I enjoy, though you are a lot nicer than dil and will hop on the hate train towards him if I start it you play a lot of weird games like rust, just not for me sorry. 

 

@Shindigs I don’t think we’ve known each other too long but you’ve absolutely exploded into the league and still haven’t disproven my theory that you and Mubbles aren’t the same person. Currently you are the one pushing me to keep earning and to do many other things to keep you from 1uping me in any way possible. Though I try to keep up in our conversations you’re a very logistical and smart person so sorry that I don’t keep up sometimes but I would also be very disappointed if you ever went IA before me. I do and don’t regret giving you my first in HD because my team started to suck and you almost taunted me for it, thank god we’re back on track. I don’t really know how to end these things but I think you get the message, hopefully.

 

@fishy , shocker I know I hardly if at all talk to you. I still think it’s funny that spartan was the one that brought you into this league but anyways I’ll get to the real reason you’re here. I discreetly started a rivalry between our two goalies since we both created because I wanted to be the top goalie in our class, which pushed me to earn more and succeed in the goal, from a tpe stand point. I started that “challenge” of overcoming you in tpe just so I could feel a bit of accomplishment and if you feel I should’ve told you, sorry. I feel like I’ve succeeded in my challenge to myself but I still look at DC’s games occasionally and think god damn it bubbles had a good game and Pearce sucked. Anyways that’s all

 

@Spartan I know you skipped everyone before this just to read yours, don’t lie to us, go back a read from the beginning I’ll wait.

 

Alright I know you still didn’t go back and read everything and said something along the lines of “go fuck yourself Tristan” which would be a bit justified I guess lol, if I’m wrong I know that you’ll certainly let me know too. 

 

Alright enough filler, Spartan unlike DMax who kept me in the league you were what made me increase my effort in the league from being a clicker to a max earner from the final seasons of Bob to Cole’s entire career so far. Yes you bully me a fair but, might be a harsh way to put it buts that’s how I’m saying it, you were my 3rd ever GM but I’d consider you my 2nd since the person who has that spot is just Josh, sorry not sorry. Bob spent his career going through your rebuild but I didn’t mind since the locker room was a fantastic place to be, I credit myself partially as the 2nd highest ranked person in the server. When it was time to depart from the team because you traded me you didn’t immediately rip the band aid off and boot me from the private team chats in the server but you let me stuck around because I had such an attachment at the time to the locker room because I loved being there, and still do, though shindigs has ruined it a bit for me, kidding…maybe. You’re the person that I feel I know the best in the entire league hence the paragraphs before this part and as I wrap this up I think that once you read this you’re going to message in Moscow and say “that’s it?” sarcastically of course but also not really because you’re a greedy bastard, man I wish the theme week was more a roast than having to appreciate people, especially spartan.

 

Before I get to the last person I just want to say I’m sure there’s a lot of other people that have affected me in some kind of way in the VHL who I haven’t mentioned yet, I do appreciate you I’m just to stupid to think of who all those people are off the top of my head. I appreciate every teammate I’ve had and how nice everyone has been. Thinking of it now I could probably thank Esso and Alex but this thing is getting long enough, I’ll give a short one for them. 

 

@Esso2264 you were my first person to give me an agm job, I was terrified to talk to you, we maybe only talked like 10 times lol, but I still appreciate what you did for me,

 

@Alex though our time together in Davos was short and you might’ve had me in Philly? Our interactions are increasing everyday and you were a great mentor for how to learn how to scam and not be scammed.

 

@samx I hate you but I said I’d talk about you so there it is

 

Like 1700 words claiming for 3 weeks

 

Spoiler

I’m kidding Sam, I hope you fell for my trick at first where I put this in a hidden section. Anyways thank you for playing my devious game of how long can I mentally torture Sam before you gets pissed and call me a brat. That’s still the angriest I’ve ever gotten you and not even intentionally. You’re a great co-host for our podcast that I haven’t wanted to record for the past 2ish months I feel is fair to say off the top of my head, when we did record I did still do most of the work but I still appreciate that you were there to record with me, I did really enjoy our interview with hatter though I was silent through like the entire thing, I still thought it was interesting. But thanks for putting up with me, don’t get me wrong you’re still going to have to do it because I’m probably never going to stop, and one day I will be back in the same league as you, gm’ing against you, and likely beating your team.

 

Edited May 29, 2022 by N0HBDY

[fishy 1,757]

N0HBDY: this is my appreciation post. 

N0HBDY: @ fishy i have more tpe than you.

 

[N0HBDY 1,133]

1 minute ago, fishy said:

N0HBDY: this is my appreciation post. 

N0HBDY: @ fishy i have more tpe than you.

 

Glad you understand my appreciation for you

[Moon 597]

@N0HBDY

[ThePerfectNut 563]

I like the idea where instead of a podcast, you did it in words (like you mentionned in your Title).

It's obviously well constructed and there wasn't any need of images in these sort ofmedia spots.

It was also funny at times and we can found some intteresting stories between you and some members like you knowing Moon because you both like hunting.

There was a couple of grammar mistakes, but not enough to make it not readable.

All in all, it was enjoyable to read and the VHL should do more of these because we get to know how some people met and for what reasons they did.

8.8/10

[N0HBDY 1,133]

5 minutes ago, ThePerfectNut said:

There was a couple of grammar mistakes, but not enough to make it not readable.

Wrote all this on my phone in an airport so I expected there to be some grammar mistakes but I can live with it

[Shindigs 1,771]

It's not too late to go back to accidentally tanking in HD. You know you want to!

[Esso2264 774]

just took you 6 months to tell me you couldnt do lines

[N0HBDY 1,133]

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