Doomsday 4,120 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Voodoo Reaches Critical Mass DAVOS - Following a rather disappointing Game Three and Four in Davos, in which the HC Dynamo failed to score a single goal, the city's ever-popular voodoo marketing machine has gotten to work. Just in time for Game Five, voodoo dolls depicting New York Americans goalie Brick Wahl have made their way to American shores. "It doesn't matter how many boxes we seize," stated Gotham New York City Police Department Commissioner Gordon. "They just keep coming, even after we stopped allowing vessels carrying Swiss cargo to dock in New York. There is no preventing these dolls from reaching Madison Square Garden." Wahl is the third goalie to be crafted into a voodoo doll, with Remy LeBeau and Mike Szatkowski Jr. the other two. After the debut of dolls in their likeness, both LeBeau and Szatkowski went on to lose to the HC Dynamo in crushing fashion via a Game Seven. Will Brick Wahl be the one to break David Bowie's spell? Ask Jardy. Victor, CoachReilly and NotAVHLM-GM 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,100 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 You don't need voodoo on Wahl, he is shit enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 "made in china" oh my god I almost just died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,996 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 The good thing is we've been winning without wahl for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,845 Posted September 19, 2014 Admin Share Posted September 19, 2014 Voodoo to take over away from home ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAVHLM-GM 1,858 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Sorry for Davos, but Brick Wahl's do not feel pain. You guys are done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 The good thing is we've been winning without wahl for years Tukio ! Thanks brah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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