Helsinki Titans Press Conference

[Jubis 1,350]

On 2/18/2024 at 2:37 PM, Triller said:

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

1.  If you were going to put all your TPE into one hybrid attribute which would it be?

IF I WASNT A GOALIE. ANYTHING THAT BRINGS SCORING UP. 

 

2.  What is your least favourite way to earn TPE?

POINT TASKS.   I ENJOY MY WELFARE 5 TPE

3.  Would you prefer longer playoffs? Only 1 simmed game a day to keep the hype going?

Thats intense.but i like it 

4.  What are your favourite colour combinations? 

blue and grey 

5.  If you could live in any other decade which one would you pick and why?

80s-90s, when money went further 

6.  What is your favourite flavor of Slurpee?

Cherry  

 

[Triller 1,684]

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

1. In the Off-Season, where does your player call home?

2. Do you clean as you cook or clean after you eat?

3. Do you cook? What is your signature dish?

4. What is your favourite smell?

5. Does your player like to spend their cash or are they a saver?

6. Should only a player in the finals win playoff

MVP?

[Gaikoku-hito 2,130]

1. In the Off-Season, where does your player call home?

Home is where the heart is!! Actually Daddy played in Prague so the family has house still in Prague; while I still have a house in Vancouver since I spent most of my career in the city of Van.

 

2. Do you clean as you cook or clean after you eat?

Clean as I cook as I cannot stand dirty counter tops or having a lack of space or not being able to find things.

 

3. Do you cook? What is your signature dish?

Yes, Signature dish would be Lasagna or a Shepherds pie but since I am a Canadian in Japan and most of the food I cook is unique to the family here means they are all sort of signature. We had tacos tonight for dinner.

 

4. What is your favourite smell?

Weird question but dirt just before it rains has a very interesting smell also I miss the smell of cold air after a fresh snow fall or even when it is snowing. Things as Canadian you might not even notice until you leave to a much warmer climate.

 

5. Does your player like to spend their cash or are they a saver?

Save until you are a bit older when you need to spend the money on better trainers to keep your edge longer, which is why PEB had a career year even though he is about to retire. His Daddy missed this trick being a first gen.

 

6. Should only a player in the finals win playoff MVP?

Yes, Unless you want to look at the playoff as Championship league or tournament where you give awards for Best Forward, Best Defense and Best Goalie based 100% around the stats off all teams that took part in the playoffs while reward the MVP to a player that makes the finals. Would also like to see players from the losing teams have a chance to win as I have seen better stats and bigger performance from losing player in some of the past seasons; I think.

[Jubis 1,350]

On 2/26/2024 at 12:42 AM, Triller said:

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

1. In the Off-Season, where does your player call home?

FINLAND WITH UNCLE TUUKKA. 

 

2. Do you clean as you cook or clean after you eat?

BOTH. HAS TO BE BOTH

 

3. Do you cook? What is your signature dish?

I COULD EAT CHICKEN AND RICE EVERY MEAL. 

 

4. What is your favourite smell?

COFFEE 

 

5. Does your player like to spend their cash or are they a saver?

Spend it all !!!!!!!

 

On 2/26/2024 at 12:42 AM, Triller said:

6. Should only a player in the finals win playoff

MVP?

Unfortunately yes

 

[BOOM 8,809]

1. In the Off-Season, where does your player call home?

 

The finest brothels around the world. New York, London, Paris and Regina are just some of the examples.

 

2. Do you clean as you cook or clean after you eat?

 

I do neither. Those are both tasks for domestic help and are beneath my status.

 

3. Do you cook? What is your signature dish?

 

See above. I have a chef who prepares my meals and a taste tester who is my first line of defense against poisoning.

 

4. What is your favourite smell?

 

Post-coitus musk, mixed with cigarette smoke and a fine bourbon, straight from the bottle.

 

5. Does your player like to spend their cash or are they a saver?

 

They spend it as fast as it appears, as I don't like it gathering dust under my mattress.

 

6. Should only a player in the finals win playoff

MVP?

 

It depends, but my preference is yes. Unless a player has single-handedly dragged their team from the depths of hell to missing the playoffs bya  point or something, finals appearances should be a minimum standard.

[Garsh 1,195]

1. In the Off-Season, where does your player call home?

Kronchy is living large in California, near other members of the Kardashian crew.

 

2. Do you clean as you cook or clean after you eat?

Clean after for the most part.

 

3. Do you cook? What is your signature dish?

I am not a very good cook, I definitely wouldn't say I have a signature dish.

 

4. What is your favourite smell?

I'm not sure to be honest, probably something food related. 

 

5. Does your player like to spend their cash or are they a saver?

Kronchy lives the good life and spends frivolously.

 

6. Should only a player in the finals win playoff

Yeah though I don't think the MVP has to be on the winning team.

[Triller 1,684]

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

1.  If you were to GM a Pro-Am team, what would your team name be?

2.  What do you think of our Off-Season moves?

3.  Who's gonna be the top player on Helsinki this season?

4.  What do you think of our new prospects?

5.  Where does Helsinki land in the standings this season?

6.  Why does my neighbour think that loud vehicles are cool?

[Thunder 1,195]

Im crashing your press conference so I can get 2 TPE.  Hope you dont mind.

 

1.  If you were to GM a Pro-Am team, what would your team name be?

 

Sharkbiters

 

2.  What do you think of our Off-Season moves?

 

Well, you cant go wrong picking Adi Dassler.  

 

3.  Who's gonna be the top player on Helsinki this season?

 

I think. Daryl Dixon will be your star.  Fuukka Rask will be up there too.

 

4.  What do you think of our new prospects?

 

Tyler Lawson will probably shine with the support from his teammates.

 

5.  Where does Helsinki land in the standings this season?

 

Probably 2nd or 3rd in the European Conference.  

 

6.  Why does my neighbour think that loud vehicles are cool?

 

Your neighbor wants everyone around him to know that he has a cool ride and knows all about fixing vehicles, and simply wants you to bitch about it so that he can create a riff with you.  Just saying!!

[Jubis 1,350]

8 hours ago, Triller said:

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

1.  If you were to GM a Pro-Am team, what would your team name be? 

MARCHAnds bruins 

8 hours ago, Triller said:

2.  What do you think of our Off-Season moves?

Good .   Just seem to be missing one more piece 

  

8 hours ago, Triller said:

3.  Who's gonna be the top player on Helsinki this season?

Dixon hands down.  

 

4.  What do you think of our new prospects?

if They work hard they will be great 

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8 hours ago, Triller said:

5.  Where does Helsinki land in the standings this season?

2nd overall 1st in Europe 

 

6.  Why does my neighbour think that loud vehicles are cool?

Fart cans are cool like are 16-18 and that's it. 

 

[Starchychaff 51]

1.  If you were to GM a Pro-Am team, what would your team name be?
St. Louis Hybrids, I like the idea of a hybrid position team where forwards can play defense and defense can play forward, I want that team to be so versatile that it gives everyone headaches thinking how to counter them.
 

2.  What do you think of our Off-Season moves?
I honestly like them so far, I like the moves done to improve the team and wish everyone else luck as we are coming for them.
 

3.  Who's gonna be the top player on Helsinki this season?
I don't know the team yet however I believe it will be a team effort so can I say the whole team?
 

4.  What do you think of our new prospects?
I think it was a good draft, got depth at multiple positions, got future starters, and got some projects but all of them look good as players for the long term.
 

5.  Where does Helsinki land in the standings this season?
I want to say Mid to Upper table, I don't know many I'm not good at predictions however I want to say the team should be good this season.
 

6.  Why does my neighbour think that loud vehicles are cool?
I don't know maybe because they love noise and keeping everyone awake? I don't know my neighbors are the same.
 

[BOOM 8,809]

1.  If you were to GM a Pro-Am team, what would your team name be?

 

South Florida Female Body Inspectors

 

2.  What do you think of our Off-Season moves?

 

Unsure of the full transactions made, but I'm sure Sam is doing their best to strengthen the roster.

 

3.  Who's gonna be the top player on Helsinki this season?

 

Because they are fresh in my mind from GFX, Owen Lazaro.

 

4.  What do you think of our new prospects?

 

Good group, but that Facist Dassler will be a huge burden on the team and fans will demand he is traded!

 

5.  Where does Helsinki land in the standings this season?

 

Because my opinion has zero influence, #1 with a bullet.

 

6.  Why does my neighbour think that loud vehicles are cool?

 

Because the world is full of self-entitled fuckknuckles with no regard for anyone else but themselves. Go spray expanding foam into his exhaust pipes.

[Triller 1,684]

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

1. Who were you happy to see get a VHL Award this Off-Season?

2. Do you wear hats, what kind and how?  Flat brim or curved, maybe backwards?  Fancy royal family style hats?

3. What is your favourite cartoon of all time?

4. Do you collect anything?

5. If you were a goalie, what would you have on your helmet?

6. Long stick or short stick?

[Garsh 1,195]

1. Who were you happy to see get a VHL Award this Off-Season?

Yeah sure, I think you left out a word but yeah very happy for them to get that award, whoever and whatever it was.  Go them!

 

2. Do you wear hats, what kind and how?  Flat brim or curved, maybe backwards?  Fancy royal family style hats?

I'm not a big hat person but if I do its just like the standard curved brim ball cap looking thing.

 

3. What is your favourite cartoon of all time?

I haven't watched a cartoon in quite a while, so I'm not really sure. Nothing jumped out at me.

 

4. Do you collect anything?

No, not my thing, I've probably got too much stuff as is.

 

5. If you were a goalie, what would you have on your helmet?

I would probably do some kind of animal or creature where it has its mouth open and the opening is the cage area (I don't know what its called).

 

6. Long stick or short stick?

I'm a long stick kind of person.

[Starchychaff 51]

1. Who were you happy to see get a VHL Award this Off-Season?
I don't pay attention to awards but lets go with all of them since they all put the work in.
 

2. Do you wear hats, what kind and how?  Flat brim or curved, maybe backwards?  Fancy royal family style hats?
Flat Birm football caps, also beanies I love me some cozy warm beanies on a cold day
 

3. What is your favourite cartoon of all time?
Cartoon well I watch anime but I'm not gonna count those so lets go with Spongebob Squarepants
 

4. Do you collect anything?
Video games, I am a horder so I don't throw them out so I have a big collection of games
 

5. If you were a goalie, what would you have on your helmet?
I'd have a chiuahua on my helmet as its a ferocious dog who will scare anyone
 

6. Long stick or short stick?
Long Stick, helps with slap shots and stick checking the puck away (according to video games)
 

[sportexperts show 80]

1. I don’t really pay attention to the awards but whoever got them most likely deserved it 

 

2. I wear a hat all the time, curved and I just put it on in the normal way

 

3. I used to love rugrats when I was young so certainly one of my favourites of all time

 

4. I used to collected hockey cards and little figures of hockey players when I was young but I’m kindve getting into pop figures

 

5. Mountain designs and the name of my parents ( one on the left and one on the right) 

 

6.short stick all the way, I play hockey and I prefer them as a forward since I can stickhandle better with it and shoot snipes a lot easier.

[BOOM 8,809]

1. Who were you happy to see get a VHL Award this Off-Season?

 

I think it was nice that Ironsides got the ROTY award.

 

2. Do you wear hats, what kind and how?  Flat brim or curved, maybe backwards?  Fancy royal family style hats?

 

Baseball caps only. Normal way, not backwards. I ain't no hoodlum.

 

3. What is your favourite cartoon of all time?

 

Pepe Le Pew. We have a lot in common.

 

4. Do you collect anything?

 

Girls phone numbers.

 

5. If you were a goalie, what would you have on your helmet?

 

Boobies and I'd gladly pay the fines that the league would give me.

 

6. Long stick or short stick?

 

Anyone that prefers a short stick is lying.

[Daniel Janser 2,213]

6 hours ago, BOOM said:

I think it was nice that Ironsides got the ROTY award.

He will bitch slap you into the middle of next week if he sees that  @FrostBeard

[FrostBeard 2,061]

7 hours ago, BOOM said:

I think it was nice that Ironsides got the ROTY award.

How did ya call me? WAAAGH, puny weakling, Grimgor FUCKING Ironhide! WAAAGH!

[BOOM 8,809]

I take it back. Backside didn't deserve to win ROTY. 

[Nyx 68]

1. I missed the awards, I'm sort of swamped atm with school/work and haven't had a chance to look yet :// Congrats to everyone who won though!

 

2. Definitely curved and always backwards. Makes me feel like an undercover cop or something wearing them forward lol

 

3. Maybe Courage the Cowardly Dog. Used to love that one growing up, but Regular Show was a staple for me as well

 

4. Not at the moment, but I'd like to. Manga, anime/video game memorabilia, that sorta thing definitely interests me. Really expensive market though, especially when importing goods from overseas.

 

5.  Solid color - probably the most disgusting color that just completely doesn't match the team colors just to mess with the other squad. Could definitely rock a lime green helmet

 

6. Whichever the sim engine has a preference for, though that's definitely not something it takes into account 

[Jubis 1,350]

On 3/17/2024 at 12:59 PM, Triller said:

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

1. Who were you happy to see get a VHL Award this Off-Season?

Dilson,  if anyone topped rask it was him.  Going 0/3 is rough tho. 

 

2. Do you wear hats, what kind and how?  Flat brim or curved, maybe backwards?  Fancy royal family style hats?

100% never flat brim !! 

 

3. What is your favourite cartoon of all time?

family guy 

 

4. Do you collect anything?

sports cards.  Was a big ebay seller at one point. 

 

5. If you were a goalie, what would you have on your helmet?

Four leaf clover , horseshoe all sorts of lucky items. 

 

6. Long stick or short stick?

On the longer side.  I prefer it to be above the chin closer to the mouth. MORE POWER  

 

[Triller 1,684]

New week, new presser!  No one word answers. 3 questions for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE!

 

Lazy one this week, forgive me!  I've had so little sleep!

 

1.  Who will have the most goals this season on the team?

2.  Who will have the most assists on the team?

3.  Who will have the most points?

4.  Who will have the most hits?

5.  Who will have the most shot blocks?

6.  What is your favourite chocolate bar?

[Garsh 1,195]

1.  Who will have the most goals this season on the team?

I think Daryl Dixon will have the most goals for us.

 

2.  Who will have the most assists on the team?

I think Owen Lazaro will have the most assists.

 

3.  Who will have the most points?

I think Daryl Dixon will get back on track and have the most points.

 

4.  Who will have the most hits?

I think Dixon will have the most hits.

 

5.  Who will have the most shot blocks?

Kronchy Kronchy Kronchy!

 

6.  What is your favourite chocolate bar?

I am a sucker for Twix.  Also, these are not candy bars per se but I found this at my grocery store recently and they are damn good
https://sanderscandy.com/collections/classic-caramels

[sportexperts show 80]

1. I think that Dixon is gonna score the most goals for our team

 

2. Owen Lazaro will most likely have the most assists on the team

3. Leaning on Lazaro but I think that Dixon will pick it up and be our top point scorer

 

4. Dixon will have the most hits on the team

 

5. Kronchy will get the most blocks for sure

 

6. Recently i’ve been liking kitkats a lot but my all time favourite has to be the mint aero’s

[BOOM 8,809]

Firstly @Triller , get some more sleep.

 

 

1.  Who will have the most goals this season on the team?

 

I'm being lazy as well, so I'm going off the current index. Daryl Dixon will win the Goals for category!

 

2.  Who will have the most assists on the team?

 

Hmmm, tough one. The index says Lazaro for the title of most asses, errr, assists.

 

3.  Who will have the most points?

 

The stupid index says that Lazaro and Oven are currently deadlocked, so to spread the love, Oven will eventually be #1.

 

4.  Who will have the most hits?

 

Dixon leads Sleeves by 1 hit(at time of writing), so because Dixon has the goals prediction, maybe Sleeves will go mental.

 

5.  Who will have the most shot blocks?

 

Wow, what a diverse team. Yet another individual, this time Kardashian leads the SB category. Makes sense with that big butt.

 

6.  What is your favourite chocolate bar?

 

The index doesn't have this listed as a category(don't worry, I've already lodged a complaint with the Blue team), but if I was currently in North America, it would be a Charelston Chew. I pooped them like uppers last time I was over there. I'm sure the High Fructose Corn Syrup is good for me.