An Evening with Ferk, STZ, and Doomsday

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Once upon a time, in a small, eclectic town that seemed to have sprung up from the meeting of multiple cultures, there lived three unusual friends: Ferk, STZ, and Dooms. Despite their quirks and oddities, they had forged a bond that was as unique as each of them.

 

Ferk was a burly man from Canada with a mane of unkempt hair and a perpetual scent of whiskey. Alcohol had been his closest companion for years, and he was rarely seen without a flask in hand. Despite his penchant for drink, Ferk had a heart of gold and was always ready to lend a helping hand to those in need.

 

STZ was a slight, wiry man from China who had a peculiar way of ending every sentence with the word "cum." This odd quirk made communication challenging for him and amusing for others. Yet, beneath his awkward speech, STZ was a brilliant mind, always thinking several steps ahead and offering insights that his friends valued deeply.

 

Dooms was an average-looking man with an extraordinary passion: he adored the TV show "Bluey" more than anything in the world. He watched it religiously, could quote entire episodes, and often related life lessons back to the show. Dooms' love for "Bluey" brought a childlike joy to their group, balancing out the rough edges of Ferk's alcoholism and STZ's communication challenges.

 

One evening, as the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows over the town, the three friends gathered at their favorite bar. Ferk, already a few drinks in, waved his flask in greeting. "Evening, lads!"

 

"Evening, cum," STZ replied, settling into his usual spot with a shy smile.

 

Dooms plopped down beside them, clutching a Bluey plushie he'd brought along. "Guys, did you see the latest episode of Bluey? It was amazing! Bluey and Bingo went on an adventure—"

 

"Yeah, yeah, Dooms, tell us all about it," Ferk chuckled, taking a swig from his flask.

 

As Dooms launched into an enthusiastic recounting of the episode, Ferk leaned back, letting the familiar warmth of the whiskey wash over him. STZ listened intently, occasionally nodding and adding a "cum" at the end of his comments. The bar buzzed around them, but the friends were in their own world.

 

After a few more rounds of drinks, Ferk noticed a flyer pinned to the wall. "Hey, what's this?" he muttered, stumbling over to take a closer look. "Looks like there's a party tonight at the old mansion on Elm Street."

 

"A party, cum?" STZ asked, perking up. "We should go, cum."

 

"Why not?" Dooms agreed. "Maybe they'll have Bluey playing on a big screen."

 

Fueled by curiosity and alcohol, the trio decided to check it out. They walked through the dimly lit streets, their footsteps echoing off the cobblestones. The mansion loomed ahead, its windows glowing with inviting light and music thumping from within.

 

Inside, the atmosphere was electric. People of all shapes and sizes mingled, laughing and dancing. The friends made their way through the crowd, each drawn to different aspects of the party. Ferk gravitated toward the bar, STZ found himself engrossed in conversation (cum-infused though it was), and Dooms wandered off in search of any Bluey-themed activities.

 

Hours passed, and the friends reconvened near the grand staircase. Ferk was tipsy, his flask now empty. STZ was grinning widely, having found a group of people who found his "cum" endearing rather than strange. Dooms, to his delight, had discovered a room where Bluey episodes were being projected on the wall.

 

"Hey, this party's not bad," Ferk slurred. "But I think it’s about to get even better."

 

"Yeah, cum," STZ agreed, nodding eagerly.

 

"Look at that," Dooms said, pointing to a door that had just opened. Beyond it lay a room bathed in soft, colorful lights and filled with cushions and blankets. The atmosphere was inviting, sensual even.

 

Intrigued and emboldened by the night's festivities, the three friends stepped inside. To their surprise, they were greeted by a group of people who welcomed them warmly, their intentions clear. What began as an adventurous party soon turned into an evening of unexpected intimacy, as Ferk, STZ, and Dooms found themselves exploring new depths of their friendship.

 

In the midst of laughter, whispered secrets, and shared moments, the three friends realized that their bond went beyond their eccentricities. They embraced the night and each other, finding comfort and joy in their shared experience.

 

By the time dawn broke, Ferk, STZ, and Dooms lay intertwined on a pile of cushions, a newfound closeness binding them together. Despite the unusual path they had taken, they knew their friendship was stronger than ever, forged in the fires of their shared adventures and unspoken understanding.

 

A special thanks to @Doomsday @STZ and @a_Ferk.

[STZ 5,339]

This is disgusting, cum

[Josh 1,656]

I fucking love Bluey

[Beketov 8,946]

3 hours ago, twists said:

As Dooms launched into an enthusiastic recounting of the episode

The fact that you don't describe which episode it is makes me sad. Therefore in my head it is "Takeaway" because that is the best one.

[Doomsday 4,120]

ITT: I learn that there are more Bluey fans in the VHL.

[BOOM 8,659]

I find this offensive. 

[Beketov 8,946]

28 minutes ago, Doomsday said:

ITT: I learn that there are more Bluey fans in the VHL.

I mean basically any parent of young children is or should be a fan of Bluey so it makes sense.

[Banackock 7,989]

but we cant say mother fucker on discord

 

Edited June 1 by Banackock

[Beketov 8,946]

2 hours ago, Banackock said:

but we cant say mother fucker on discord

 

Casually adds filter for it on the forum to turn it into "word you can't use on discord"

[Banackock 7,989]

Mother fucker 

[Banackock 7,989]

Just now, Banackock said:

Mother fucker