Harumpf 313 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 No no, it's not what you are thinking, pervs. Oskars Harumpf took his newest teammate Penis Hudson out on the town! That subject heading was just too good not to use. Anyway, everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound superstar Oskars Harumpf was a good assistant captain and took Penis out to show him the sites in Helsinki and grab a few drinks. The hope was to make Penis feel comfortable in a big wide new city. However, when Harumpf when to pick up Penis, he was laying on his couch looking scared and his enthusiasm was somewhat flacid. Penis was refusing to get up, so Harumpf had to yell at him "Penis stand up!" Still Penis would not move, so Harumpf had to slap him around a bit to get him going, finally Penis stood up and was ready to go. Harumpf and Penis then went out to a bar and as soon as Penis walked in all the women noticed him, something about him just seemed to peak their interest. Penis ordered a drink and was now looking more confident, a woman came over and patted Penis asking him his name. He said "my name is Penis Hudson, what's yours?" The woman said "I am Lotta Vagina, when I saw you I instantly felt like we could have a connection." Upon hearing this Penis was now swelling with pride and the two of them quickly left the bar together. Harumpf was left all alone after Penis abandonded him, but he was happy to see Penis and his new friend Vagina get together. It seemed like they were really going to hit it off. jRuutu, diamond_ace, gorlab and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball 453 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Oh I see whatcha did there Harumpf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,728 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 It's safe to say you and Penis are friends, good friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rum_ham 91 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Harumpf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,334 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Penis is what makes world go round Harumpf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Insert Edgars goalie name here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,317 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Harumpf charged with indecent exposure.. Not supposed to take the penis out for dinner.. Harumpf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harumpf 313 Posted May 1, 2015 Author Share Posted May 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Doesn't Penis always go with you wherever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I've seen Anthony Penis Hudson in the contracts for so long that I didn't even laugh @ OP title when I first read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I've seen Anthony Penis Hudson in the contracts for so long that I didn't even laugh @ OP title when I first read it. Ha you seen a lot of penis ha k bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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