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Comparing All-Star Game Players to Game of Thrones Characters

 

Game of Thrones is returning in a few weeks, and I know everyone is super hype for it like I am so we shall compare some of the glorious members of the VHL to some of the glorious members of Game of Thrones.

 

The Captains

Lord Karnage - LittleFinger

Jorma Ruutu - High Sparrow

 

 "Littlefinger was born with no lands, no wealth, no armies. He has acquired the first two. How long before he has the army?" 

 

 

Similar to LittleFinger, Lord Karnage was born a peasant in this VHL world, but has very quickly made his way up the ladder. Karnage now owns a considerable amount of land in Stockholm as their GM, and is also quite wealthy as he gets paid quite a bit for being one of the best players in the VHL. With the All-Star voting now finished, it appears Karnage has assembled an army for himself as well, as his promise of a sig for everyone who votes for him resulted in a huge army of followers that made him first place in the poll. Similar to Littlefinger, Karnage will do whatever it takes to get to the top, and he should not be overlooked this All-Star game. 

 

"Every one of us is poor... and powerless... and yet together... we can overthrow an empire."

 

 

Ruutu is a perfect comparison to the High Sparrow because he is the inspiration for the #ProtestVote, in that he is willing to stand up to the evil empire that is blue team and instead fulfill the will of the Gods. Ruutu has radical ideas about how welfare should be implemented, similar to the radical changes that occurred in Kings Landing when the High Sparrow took power. Ruutu has begun the process of making us safe from the 1%, and hopefully he soon captures Queen regent Higgins and Queen Draper and puts them on trial for their crimes against the VHL Gods. 

 

X Factors

Greg Clegane

Sandro Clegane

 

"Sword!"

 

 

It turns out the All-Star Game actually has two characters from Game of Thrones playing in it! Greg Clegane is a man of few words, and has taken MMA classes taught by former Flyers goalie Ray Emery in hopes of being the best goalie fighter in the All-Star game. Greg Clegane will certainly be the largest player in the All-Star Game, and if he keeps his focus his goaltending will be great. But, there are a lot of variables in play. If Clegane sees a horse, he must leave his net immediately in order to behead it, leaving his team behind. This is probably why Clegane has always had trouble against the Calgary Wranglers, as he is too distracted by their logo.

 

"Any boy whore with a sword could beat three Phil Hamiltons."

 

 

Sandro Clegane is the X-Factor for Team Ruutu, as he is an excellent goalie as well but also can be prone to distractions. If the younger Clegane brother smells chicken being cooked, he might snap and begin slaying everyone on the ice, which would prove to be quite the All-Star game disaster. Doing some actual resarch for a second, Greg Clegane has a higher save percenage than Sandro Clegan so I expect Team Boubabi to win due to this expert analysis. Thank you for reading and have a great day. Hodor.

 

@boubabi @jRuutu @Victor @JardyB10

[Victor 10,934]

Trouble against the Wranglers my ass.

[Will 4,660]

boubabi is more of a ramsay bolton imo 

[boubabi 4,725]

Both are still alive, i'm fine with that

[FacePuncher 1,343]

Is there a character that gets banned?

[eaglesfan036 4,598]

1 hour ago, ADwyer87 said:

Is there a character that gets banned?

You are robb stark

[JPL 151]

Reviewed! Everything meets the requirements I mean it was a little bit off topic but I'm lenient enough and a huge Game of Thrones fan to let this through.

[Tim 182]

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