Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,276 Posted July 19, 2016 Head Moderator Share Posted July 19, 2016 Blacker on free agency, "I'd like to thank everyone who showed interest and courted me over the last week. Teams were very cordial, offering me more money than my broke ass should probably warrant. What no team did, however, was ask me what I wanted... namely because I aint worth a damn. So, with really no idea or preference where I wanted to play, I will actually picked my team based on a random number calculator later tonight. I gave each of the 4 teams (sorry Stockholm) the numbers as follows: Calgary 1-10, Davos 11-20, Riga 21-30, Seattle 31-40," Blacker catches his breath, then proceeds to chug a leinenkugel light (THEY ACTUALLY MAKE THIS IN WISCONSIN). "In approximately one hour, 8:00pm central standard time, a webpage logarithm will determine who I play for," Sean explained further. Blacker then finished by reciting the Star-Spangled Banner because America is the best place ever. "See you guys in an hour!" Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,153 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Come on 1-10 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Man, after the two player draft lottery, I can't handle losing two in a row! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 11-20 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,276 Posted July 19, 2016 Author Head Moderator Share Posted July 19, 2016 Without further ado..... Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 lol for real though Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, frescoelmo said: Without further ado..... Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,048 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 32 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: Stupid, yep. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Svec signs in Cologne to be with me knight and fong @frescoelmo @tfong @Knight Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,899 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Welcome to the team @frescoelmo Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,276 Posted July 19, 2016 Author Head Moderator Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Phil said: Svec signs in Cologne to be with me knight and fong @frescoelmo @tfong @Knight Had I gotten an offer Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 This was genius. frescoelmo 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32147-blacker-on-free-agency/#findComment-360184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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