Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,276 Posted November 23, 2016 Head Moderator Share Posted November 23, 2016 And now, my amazing quarterly report on the state of the Frescoelmo agency: Sean Blacker - entering his 7th (maybe?) season, Blacker is now a seasoned veteran mostly capable of filling in as a second line forward with good puck handling and intangibles. His assistance as a face-off specialist can spell his teammates in a pinch in efforts to keep possession when necessary. Although not actively working out or training, Blacker has decided to partake in a few drills to prepare himself for the upcoming free agency event. In what most would consider a deep talent pool, Sean's talents come at a relatively cheap price, mostly lucrative to teams who have already taken on a significant portion of their total liabilities (ie., very close to the salary cap). Our Lady of Perpetual Motion - Mostly a fan favorite because she is a slut, Perpetual Motion found out yesterday that she will be riding (I use the term lightly) the pine in Toronto for the next few seasons. No, wait, she will probably never get to the VHL because she doesn't practice at all. She is one of the foremost cheerleaders in the VHL and will occasionally pick up the relief duties for her brethren goaltenders whenever called upon. Until next time, -Bryan <3 Phil and JardyB10 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 OUR LADY! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 @Kendricks fav of the first wave of 2nd players Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Fuck off Elmo! frescoelmo 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,483 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, frescoelmo said: She is one of the foremost cheerleaders in the VHL And probably the next VHLM team starter, if I won't pick up a goalie. frescoelmo 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388817 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,276 Posted November 23, 2016 Author Head Moderator Share Posted November 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, Kendrick said: Fuck off Elmo! bae dont u remember that week in tahiti Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 hey svec-y you solid? you A1? JardyB10 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 hour ago, frescoelmo said: bae dont u remember that week in tahiti Dammit you know my weak spots. That was a good week. Our bartender Arturo thought something was going on between us, I still don't see it. frescoelmo 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 hour ago, frescoelmo said: bae dont u remember that week in tahiti It's a magical place. @Mr. Power Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 sluts doe Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,276 Posted November 23, 2016 Author Head Moderator Share Posted November 23, 2016 8 hours ago, Kendrick said: Dammit you know my weak spots. That was a good week. Our bartender Arturo thought something was going on between us, I still don't see it. Put your glasses on you ass. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/35454-elmo-agency-says-hi/#findComment-388932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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