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And now, my amazing quarterly report on the state of the Frescoelmo agency:

 

Sean Blacker -  entering his 7th (maybe?) season, Blacker is now a seasoned veteran mostly capable of filling in as a second line forward with good puck handling and intangibles.  His assistance as a face-off specialist can spell his teammates in a pinch in efforts to keep possession when necessary.  Although not actively working out or training, Blacker has decided to partake in a few drills to prepare himself for the upcoming free agency event.  In what most would consider a deep talent pool, Sean's talents come at a relatively cheap price, mostly lucrative to teams who have already taken on a significant portion of their total liabilities (ie., very close to the salary cap).

 

Our Lady of Perpetual Motion - Mostly a fan favorite because she is a slut, Perpetual Motion found out yesterday that she will be riding (I use the term lightly) the pine in Toronto for the next few seasons.  No, wait, she will probably never get to the VHL because she doesn't practice at all.  She is one of the foremost cheerleaders in the VHL and will occasionally pick up the relief duties for her brethren goaltenders whenever called upon.  

 

Until next time,

-Bryan <3

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1 hour ago, frescoelmo said:

 

 

bae dont u remember that week in tahiti

Dammit you know my weak spots. That was a good week. Our bartender Arturo thought something was going on between us, I still don't see it.

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8 hours ago, Kendrick said:

Dammit you know my weak spots. That was a good week. Our bartender Arturo thought something was going on between us, I still don't see it.

 

Put your glasses on you ass.

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