Kendrick 4,741 Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Tyson Kohler currently sits one goal shy of the league lead in goals. Currently Kohler sits behind Asher Donavon who has been to practice once in his entire career and some girl. Also of note he sits one goal ahead of Theo Axelsson, some goofed up Parechchicken name or something and some welfare scrubs. Kohler had a solid four goal game recently against the New York Americans which allowed his goal total to spike up. If you ever watch the Stockholm Vikings you'll notice they are a team still trying to get their shit together but with a weak conference in hand and the chance to hand Helsinki another slap in the face in the playoffs, things will be better. Of course the team to hate in the European Conference is the Cologne Express who think GM Player rules don't have to be followed by their squad. However, as the blue team discusses sanctions on the Express they keep dreaming of their early Season 40's cup title and how none of that regime is still there. Boy Cologne wishes they could have gone on a dynasty there if they didn't trade Mason Richardson away and kept a man baby. Rambles are over and so is this word count. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,360 Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Took you 6 seasons to finally use this pun.. worth it? Will and Kesler 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Kendrick said: Tyson Kohler currently sits one goal shy of the league lead in goals. Currently Kohler sits behind Asher Donavon who has been to practice once in his entire career and some girl. Also of note he sits one goal ahead of Theo Axelsson, some goofed up Parechchicken name or something and some welfare scrubs. Kohler had a solid four goal game recently against the New York Americans which allowed his goal total to spike up. If you ever watch the Stockholm Vikings you'll notice they are a team still trying to get their shit together but with a weak conference in hand and the chance to hand Helsinki another slap in the face in the playoffs, things will be better. Of course the team to hate in the European Conference is the Cologne Express who think GM Player rules don't have to be followed by their squad. However, as the blue team discusses sanctions on the Express they keep dreaming of their early Season 40's cup title and how none of that regime is still there. Boy Cologne wishes they could have gone on a dynasty there if they didn't trade Mason Richardson away and kept a man baby. Rambles are over and so is this word count. whos the man baby Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASIANBOUBABI 173 Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Doesnt Kohler make toilets? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 2 hours ago, STZ said: Took you 6 seasons to finally use this pun.. worth it? Yeah I know. It also took me 6 seasons to finally post a Kohler sponsored photo like @HFD is mentioning haha Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 lol nice jokes Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Pablo said: lol nice jokes you wish you had a girlfriend who looked at you the way TLO looks at Kendrick. Cutest couple in the VHL. NotAVHLM-GM and Smarch 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Jericho said: you wish you had a girlfriend who looked at you the way TLO looks at Kendrick. Cutest couple in the VHL. not as cute as your threesome with denise and christopher miller. now thats relationship goals NotAVHLM-GM, Kendrick, Jericho and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,153 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Jericho said: you wish you had a girlfriend who looked at you the way TLO looks at Kendrick. Cutest couple in the VHL. Yeah you shouldn't be talking vhl cutest couple when you have two members dicks plugging your holes NotAVHLM-GM and Kesler 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Smarch said: Yeah you shouldn't be talking vhl cutest couple when you have two members dicks plugging your holes but we aren't as cute. Smarch 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Jericho said: but we aren't as cute. YOU arent as cute as them Edited February 7, 2017 by TheLastOlympian07 Smarch 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37619-kohler-kohlecting-goals/#findComment-411794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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