JardyB10 4,834 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 In light of the Helsinki Titans going down 2-0 in their semi-final playoff series against the Davos Dynamo, Titans sophomore centre Naomi Young knew something drastic needed to be done. So she's now renounced her born religion to take up the faith of the red god R'hllor, the Lord of Light. "Davos has just been outplaying us badly. And they've rallied behind Lord Seaworth, the face of Davos. I'd say his fingerbones have been giving their team extraordinary luck. But it's time to show them the pure power of fire," Young explained. The religion is based on a dualistic, manichean view of the world: R'hllor, the god of light, heat, and life, and R'hllor's antithesis the Great Other, the god of ice and death. They are locked in an eternal struggle over the fate of the world; a struggle that, according the ancient prophecies from the books of Asshai, will only end when Azor Ahai, the messianic figure, returns wielding a flaming sword called Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes, and raises dragons from stone. Young burnt several of her worldly belongings as sacrifices to the Lord of Light, including the most recent man TMZ has seen Naomi with at the hour of the wolf. "Yeah I burnt that dude. He was a good guy with a nice d, but the Lord of Light demands great sacrifices. By the end of this series, I hope to burn their entire leadership. Captain Thomas Landry, traitor and Blaptain Odin Tordahl, and the assfistants Bentley and Brovy. Especially Brovy." Game 3 and 4 of the playoffs begin within the hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 does this religion hold any effect on us if we don't know what Manichean-ism is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,106 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 In other news, Young is no longer welcome to visit Calgary's weirwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball 453 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 does this religion hold any effect on us if we don't know what Manichean-ism is? Randy Machomanisum? Doomsday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,035 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Randy Machomanisum? Worshipped in the House of Slim Jim, patiently awaiting the day that the Macho Man cometh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,408 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Toast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probably not noah 346 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 For the night is dark and full of Tordahl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,536 Posted February 23, 2014 Admin Share Posted February 23, 2014 So I guess he is not the one true god. Or he decided that Davos is of use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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