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Hello @Members!

 

As you may, or may not, have figured out by now, the VHL is looking to start a project that includes brand sponsorships for players in the VHL. I won’t go too far into detail, but this will entail the hiring of 6 members to be Brand Executives who run their respective Brands, and hand out sponsorships to players in the VHL.

 

Right now, what we need from you, as a community, is to help us narrow the field down to 6 teams. Below you will find the already slightly narrowed down Brand Pool, that includes the 15 brands we feel are best positioned to be VHL Sponsors. Please take a moment to have a look at the brands we have there, and then vote on whichever three (3) brands you feel are the ones you would consider joining, either as a Brand Executive yourself, or as a player who endorses that brand. Once the voting closes on Friday, we will take the vote into heavy consideration as we finalize the six (6) brands that will be VHL Sponsors.

 

Please note that, in order to save space, any logos attached to these brands will be linked next to their Brand Name, so check each brand to see their logo, if that will aid in choosing your three!

 

Brand Pool

 

Australian Snake Wranglers - LOGO

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The Australian Snake Wranglers are proud to be sponsors of the VHL this upcoming season, mates. The ASW are a group who pride themselves on keeping the best and finest people safe, and they do that by wrangling up those dirty snakes in the Wilderness, and safely bring them to a safe place. Take for example the ever dangerous Black Johnba, with a bite that could give you the heebee geebees, and a wicked fast chomper, you better watch out for those buggers. Just when you think you’re safe, and your team will be able to compete for a Cup, your fans may be overrun by a snake Armageddon, and your team essentially has to start all over again. Had the snakes politely asked to be traded, by the Australian Snake Wranglers, perhaps your home wouldn't be in shambles, but they're dirty dirty creatures those snakes.

 

DISCORD

Ever feel you need a long term investment? DISCORD Funds is backed by FONG management. Guaranteed long term gains of at least market value. Ask how long we've been in the business? How long did we have to get here and how many eras of CHAT did we go through? Yet here we are, the winners. You can be a winner too. Just ask your local fund advisor how to get into our fund portfolio. Make the smart choice now and win in the future. Use it as your welfare retirement fund!

 

Ferda Apparel - LOGO

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When puck is life, and Saturdays are "Ferda Boys!", you need to display your mantra on your sleeve...literally! With Ferda Apparel, we supply the boys with the sauciest threads around town. Whether you're snipping ginos, dangling those filthy mitts, or just want to cover your lettuce, we've got the thing for you! Clap those bombs, go bar down, and get ready to celly like the beautician that you are! That rocket that dusted you after the game won't be able to resist getting all up in your penalty box when you've got your Ferda game going! Head to your nearest Pro Shop now, to get all the latest Ferda gear, before your coach decides to H-bomb your ass!

 

Green Bear Energy Drink - LOGO

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Tired of other energy drinks claiming to give you appendages their specified animals don't even have? Well, bulls may not have wings, but bears certainly have claws! Get your claws out and sink into Green Bear energy drinks, great for scorers, defenders, and even for fighters, who can really dig those claws into their opponents. Five patented formulas - Grizzly, for the big hulking defensemen and two way forwards who like to block up the lane; Kodiak, for the power forwards who blast the puck with full strength; Sun, for the little guys who use their speed and tactical awareness; Panda, for increased agility when rolling around to get in the way of shots, great for goalies and positional defenders; and Polar, the goon's formula, for the only strictly carnivorous bear there is. Green Bear: sink your claws into it!

 

Haterade - LOGO

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Envious of other athletes who have top endorsements from Nike, Addidas or Reebok? Guess you’re sipping the Haterade! Whether you’re red with anger, or green with envy, or blue from yelling at other players, Haterade has the drink for you, to fuel your hatred! With 17 flavours for any mood, Haterade provides its athletes with the electrolytes and hydration to keep going, even when your body is telling you no.

 

JoltJuice - LOGO

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Gaterade feeling more like guppyade? Powerade just not offering enough power? You need a sports drink that actually fuels you enough to stay on the ice for those extra long shifts when the coach just wants to make you suffer. When you next get to take a break, reach for JoltJuice. Made by combining electrolytes, caffeine, and electricity JoltJuice will give you the amperage required to make the best plays when they count. Plus you'll feel like Thor every time you step onto the ice and who doesn't want to the the god of thunder? JoltJuice: put some jolt in your step.

 

Mike

Former VHL luminary, Toronto, Riga, and Seattle GM Mike Szatkowski, one of the leading scorers of all time, presents a new brand of hockey gear – Mike. Not be confused with Badidas. If you're a budding young prospect with high hopes or a VHL veteran looking to find that extra bit of speed for your last year, why look past a brand working directly with one of the VHL greats? Mike: Just Do It.

 

NETFLEX

Are you tired of your players firing blistering slap shots right through your nets old and aging twine? Are you tired of replacing all that twine after a puck drills its way through and starts ruining everything? Don't worry, NETFLEX has the perfect product for you! Our revolutionary net twine stretches and compresses like professional bungee cords, meaning the puck hits the twine and stops on a dime! Simply replace your nets twine with our NETFLEX product and you'll never have to worry about the super natural slap shots from your hockey players ever again. Buy now while stocks last!

 

Over Armour - LOGO

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Tired of needing to wear long johns underneath your equipment? Having to wear hockey pants, socks and a sweaty, stinky jersey? Well, Over Armour might just be your solution! A one-piece coverall for the hockey player on the go, Over Armour provides a quick, zip-up suit that goes above your equipment. No longer do you need to put on socks, then pants, and then a jersey over everything. And say goodbye to those sticky long-johns! Now, you just put your equipment on your naked body, the way God intended, then zip up and head out onto the ice, quick and easy!

 

SKANER Sporting Co. - LOGO

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A general sports supply company with a specialty in hockey, particularly their brand of sticks and goalie pads. SKANER (pronounced skay-ner) provides everything a hockey p[layer could need- skates, padding, sticks, performance shirts, you name it. The brand has a knack for overall design, however, as they really excel at branding teams. SKANER boasts a talented group of designers that work with teams, big and small, to provide the right jerseys, helmets, gloves, and goalie pads to make any squad look as professional as possible. To help boost the brand, they regularly sponsor players in professional leagues and work alongside them to help further the quality of their products.

 

Tordahl’s Airway - LOGO

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Tordahl’s Airway is founded by Odin Tordahl who was a former VHL legend that has entered into the VHL Hall of Fame.  Odin wanted to give back to the Victory Hockey League and is now getting involved in the VHL Market to try and provide cheaper and safer flights for all Victory Hockey League players, coaches and staff.  Only time will tell if Tordahl’s Airway will take off but it is likely to be available soon to New York players and staff due to the connection between Tordahl and his former team.

 

True North Gear - LOGO

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Everyone knows hockey is Canada's game. It's a fact. So where do you go when you need to buy the bestest hockey gear in the universe? You go to True North Gear! We pride ourselves in the quality of the gear we sell you Canadian hockey players and fans. Real Canadian gear made for real Canadian players. Our gear is made from authentic Canadian material coming from the True North. As a matter of fact, True North Gear's factory is so far up north, it's actually on the other side of the globe! Being located in China allows us to have competitive prices with the other companies on the market. Visit our stores, located in every major cities of the True North strong and free!

 

Ubuyalot Games - LOGO

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Love hockey games for your favourite video game consoles but hate actually having to do something that requires any amount of skill or nuance to win? Then you're gonna love VHL '62, Ubuyalot Games latest installment in the VHL franchise! Want to pass the puck to your favourite VHL player? Pay $5 and we'll deliver that pass straight to him! Want to make sure your team wins that last regular season game to get into the playoffs? Send us $100 and you're well on your way to Continental Cup success! Want your created player to make the Hall of Fame but don't have the $10 000 required to buy your way in? Don't worry! You can purchase it in advance and we'll be sure to come round to your house to pick up the fee along with the 2500% interest add-on at a later date so you don't forget! Ubuyalot Games; It's In The Game (For an additional fee)!

 

Vasteras Iron Eagles - LOGO

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As the old saying goes...what is dead may never die and metal birds will always fly. Vasteras may not of been able to hack it as a regular team in the VHL or VHLM, I mean probably worst franchise ever in the history of ever. Like ever. But hey, we had our loyal followers. We did good, like once or twice or maybe three times in our entire history. But we certainly tried. So now, with brands? We get to try again! Support the Vasteras Iron Eagle brand to build the narrative on the longest most drawn out underdog story ever. With your help, we can turn the awful #FuckVasteras meme back on the haters, as it'll finally be time for #VasterasFucksYou

 

VIKING - LOGO

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The premier brand of sticks, helmets, and gloves, Viking is brought to you by a family of Norwegian-Canadians who have crafted the finest equipment to help you go into battle on the ice.  Cutting edge technology leads to protective equipment that will protect you from harm without hampering your range of mobility.  Sticks get the maximum flex without breaking on slap shots, while still being durable enough to not snap when you get slashed.  If you’re looking for a top notch set of gear, make Viking hockey equipment your first destination.  You’ll find everything you need at a reasonable price with unmatched quality!

 

This poll will close at 12 noon EST, Saturday October 6th.

 

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56 minutes ago, Beaviss said:

I voted but it deleted my votes when you edited it :(

Which ones did you vote for? PM me and @Devise if you wanna keep it private (don’t think people can see who votes what?), and we’ll add it to the tally at the end. 

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6 minutes ago, Cornflakers said:

rip all the ones from @Jubo07 loved those ones.

I’m not one of the cool kids yet. In due time ?

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17 hours ago, Quik said:

Actually, on second look, @Beaviss is not the only one whose votes aren’t registering. There’s a few that show as less than the actual number of votes they’ve received...

 

I vote discord,haterade,over Armour 

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