Abaddon 37 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 MORPHEUS OF HOUSE DESTRUCTIOUS, CONQUEROR OF ASH, BURNER OF BODIES, KING OF OBLITERATION, SOUL REAPING DEMON OF THE NOTHING REALM, THE TERRIBLE, THE ROTTEN, THE THROAT CRUSHER, THE WINDPIPE WRECKER WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING: FUCK THE MARLINS. MORPHEUS HAS NO IDEA WHAT A MARLIN IS OR WHO SAND OF DIEGO IS BUT HE IS GARBAGE. MORPHEUS WILL GRIND THEIR LITTLE MEN WITH HIS KNUCKLES AND SPRINKLE THEM ON HIS MEAL OF MORE LITTLE MEN. MORPHEUS HAS NO CARE FOR SKULLS. HE WILL CRACK THEM AND DRINK THE BRAIN SOUP. MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT THE LITTLE PUCK THING IS SUPPOSED TO GO INTO THE THING WITH THE SLIGHTLY LESS LITTLE MAN IN IT. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SPORT. MORPHEUS HAS ALSO LEARNED THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY DID ONE OF THESE "GOALS" (AS THE LITTLE CALL THEM) RECENTLY. MORPHEUS DID NOT NOTICE. MORPHEUS WAS BUSY PICKING THE BONES OF HIS ENEMIES FROM HIS TEETH. ONE LITTLE MAN CAME UP TO MORPHEUS AND STARTED SCREAMING AT MORPHEUS SO MORPHEUS CRUSHED HIS FACE WITH MORPHEUS'S FIST. Nykonax, Matt_O, Advantage and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,723 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Well then. Abaddon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 10/10 would read again. Abaddon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,563 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I'm shaking in his presence Abaddon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillzone 231 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 hi bb Abaddon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fonziGG 1,068 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I'm dead Abaddon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Acydburn 1,607 Posted May 15, 2019 Commissioner Share Posted May 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Beaviss said: 12/10 would read again. I fixed it for you Beaviss and Abaddon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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