DoktorFunk 810 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) Ranking the Seattle Bears based on how cuddly they are was really tough, but I’ve attempted to do it. Finding out how cuddly some of these guys are was really tough. I had to feign interest in a lot of what they were talking about, but I’ve managed to put together a comprehensive tier list. I will be excluding myself from the list, because we all know I’m a top-tier cuddler. Gods of Cuddles Hulk Hogan, Banacock, John Frostbeard All three of them radiant warmth, positivity, and pure cuddle energy. They’re all sweet and wonderful to their very core, brother. Top tier Seattle cuddles. Cuddle Kings Henrik Zoideberg, Acyd Burn, YVONNE, Berocka Very good and beyond above-average cuddlers, they are still amazing, but have some things that keep them from being Gods. Zoiderberg is a crab-man. Acyd is too good at hockey and is unrelatable. YVONNE is a drunk bird. Berocka is on the other side of the world. Still go to them for cuddles, but they aren’t always open for business. Average Cuddlers Everyone Else Let’s be honest; there are no bad cuddlers in Seattle. The rest of the team is still warm and wonderful, just not in any kind of above average way! Love you, though! Go Bears! Edited October 28, 2019 by DoktorFunk FrostBeard, Hogan, Berocka and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/71635-ranking-the-seattle-bears%E2%80%99-best-cuddlers/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 hour ago, DoktorFunk said: The rest of the team is still warm and wonderful, just not in any kind of above average way! "It's not you, it's me" DoktorFunk 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/71635-ranking-the-seattle-bears%E2%80%99-best-cuddlers/#findComment-680043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,044 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Agreed. every time I try and cuddle @Rayzor_7 something pokes me Berocka 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/71635-ranking-the-seattle-bears%E2%80%99-best-cuddlers/#findComment-680049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 can confirm bananadick is a god tier cuddler. it may have been almost 20 seasons ago, but it still rings fresh in my mind. @Beaviss sucks at cuddling Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/71635-ranking-the-seattle-bears%E2%80%99-best-cuddlers/#findComment-680072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 3 hours ago, TheLastOlympian07 said: can confirm bananadick is a god tier cuddler. it may have been almost 20 seasons ago, but it still rings fresh in my mind. @Beaviss sucks at cuddling Im a great cuddler! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/71635-ranking-the-seattle-bears%E2%80%99-best-cuddlers/#findComment-680135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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