GM 359: New York vs. Seattle

[JardyB10 4,865]

It misses the net!  Odin’s there for the recovery, he brings it out front, shoots…….

[JardyB10 4,865]

It misses the net!  Low picks it up this time, and he goes in for round 2, shoots…….

[JardyB10 4,865]

It misses the net!  This is getting really embarrassing.  Simon T's turn to recover it.  He gives it to stormlord Odin in the slot for the one-timer!

[JardyB10 4,865]

Misses.  The.  Net.  As if you were expecting anything different.  XXX has had enough of this shit, and picks up the puck himself.  He takes the shot!

[JardyB10 4,865]

IT HITS THE NET!  IT HITS THE NET!  Unfortunately for him it still hits Smyl, who turns it aside!  Low retrieves it and passes it back to XXX.  He gives it Odin.  To Slaughter.  Back to XXX, who tees it up!.....

[Smarch 3,150]

[CoachReilly 688]

this is great.

[JardyB10 4,865]

Haha, yeah.  Misses the net.  Slaughter gets it this time, as the Bears must be exhausted.  He hands it off to his buddy Low, who passes it off to FUCKING MOTUMBA ZACK SOUNDS SAYS NOT TODAY!  INTERCEPTION!  A pass out to Lefevre gives everyone time to change, much to the relief of pretty much everybody.

[boubabi 4,725]

Odin with a no pointer plz

[JardyB10 4,865]

That effectively ends the Americans second powerplay, as we get a couple minutes of back forth until we find ourselves in the Americans zone for a faceoff.  Line 1 is once for New York and Line 3 for the Bears.  Ball J wins the faceoff against Slaughter to Olsen.  He passes it back to Ball J for a shot, which misses the net, no suspense needed.   Low picks it up and plays more tic-tac-toe with his good buddy Odin, all the way to the Bears zone.  Odin rips a shot against Smyl, who leaves a greasy rebound!  Odin tries again!…..

[JardyB10 4,865]

Deflects off Slaughter and MISSES THE NET!  Odin recovers it again and takes another shot, but Smyl is so there.  He covers it for the faceoff and both teams bring out Line 2. Giygas and Osborne line up for the faceoff, but Giygas is booted for being an amateur.  Laich shows him how it’s done and wins it to Giygas.  He passes it to Simon T, who fumbles it and loses possession… but Zadorov is there to save his ass.  He passes it to Ironman. To Giygas for the one-timer!....

[JardyB10 4,865]

Smyl stacks the pads!  Laich tries to stuff it in, but the it’s whistled down for a faceoff.

[JardyB10 4,865]

Line 1 comes out for the Americans.  Slaughter easily beats SEA C2 for the faceoff, and even finds time to give him the finger after.  It goes to Odin, who’s looking for a pass.  Unable to find one, he lets loose a cannon….

[JardyB10 4,865]

XIAO SCREENS AND DEFLECTS IT IN THE NET! THE AMERICANS HAVE TIED THE GAME!  1-1! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!  Less than five minutes into the second period, and we’ve got ourselves a game here, folks!

[boubabi 4,725]

shiettttt

[Baozi 1,658]

This game is going to get more thread views than the cup game I bet.

[boubabi 4,725]

fuck that

i'm going to sleep

[Mr. Grumpy Bear 347]

Fuck this is nerve racking, I need this win here to start my GMing career off right in Seattle.

[JardyB10 4,865]

The two teams line up at centre ice and Slaughter again pwns SEA C2 to Odin.  Moving it to the Bears zone, he tries to pass back to Slaughter, but Lefevre intercepts and moves it to Ball J in the neutral zone, who feels bad for Lefevre’s pick and passes it to Conner Low.  This shit goes on two full minutes without a whistle.  The puck is dumped into the Americans zone and picked up by Simon T, who springs it to Giygas at the red line.  He tries to pass across the wing, but Ozzy says “not today!”  He dumps in back into the Americans zone and the Bears change to Line 3.    Stark picks up the puck, Giygas once again picks up the spring pass at the red line and dumps it in the Bears zone.   Americans switch to line 1.  Smyl picks it up behind the net and gives it up to Olsen.  Olsen passes it out of his own zone and onto the stick of Conner Low.  Low gives it to Xiao, who carries it into the Bears zone.  To Slaughter.  To Odin.  To Zadorov.  Back to Odin.  To Slaughter.  To Odin again.  HE SH- dumps it into the corner?  Olsen recovers it and passes it to Sound in the neutral zone.  What the fuck just happened?

[JardyB10 4,865]

Sound brings it into the NYA zone and finds Olsen.  He also dumps it, and the Bears bring out Line 4.  Wahl gets the puck behind the net, and gives it up to NYA D2.  He tries to find someone in the neutral zone but Weber is SO there!  A quick pass to Damon Tyrael, who brings into the Americans zone.  He sets up Ball J, fires!...

[Corco 1,237]

weber SO there

[JardyB10 4,865]

MISSES THE NET! But Tyrael needs his agent to start his GM career right, he quickly recovers, brings it out front and shoots, but it goes off Ball J and hard into the corner!  Weber finds it and backs up to the blue line, and Ball J covers the other point.  A pass to Ball J.  Trying to find room.  He goes back to Weber, then a quick pass back to Ball J!  He shoots…..

[JardyB10 4,865]

HE SCOOOOORES!!!!! SEBASTIAN BALLS TO WALL JR. HAS GIVEN THE BEARS THE LEAD AGAIN, 2-1!  At 8:32, that was ALL one shift after the Americans goal at 4:43!  This place is going apeshit!

[Kesler 1,514]

Niiiiiiice

[CoachReilly 688]

wowowowowowowowow.