pennypenny 227 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 The true love story of Beav and his two cents. Let’s just start off by saying, this isn’t going to be a hockey related article as much as most of you nerds do. This here, is a story of true love – true friendship – true male on male action that nobody else will ever experience here in the league. With every little thing that Beaviss and I have suffered through, we’ve gone through a love hate relationship that I don’t think anyone in the league would be able to understand. From the day I joined this precious league in April, the elusive day of the 28th with the year dating 2018, I was accosted by an allure that nobody else had yet. The elusive and sexy “Welcome to the VHL! I am Beaviss. Let me be your slave from here on out until you make it in the league. Also, I’m drafting you to Quebec City ” wow that was a real sexy proposition that made me want to be a part of this league. From that moment on, I knew my love with Beaviss was real and true. With the coronavirus currently halting the VHL season and the other worldly things, I have decided to show my true love open and proud, because I am happy for my Beavy Boo and I love him like I love my own voice. God, I love my voice. Every night before I go to bed, I do four different voices, all in a nice proper and prim way. They accompany me everywhere I go, and I know every time I think of my baby Beaviss – my stomach flies and flutters. Him and I we got along so well in our first year together. He introduced me the ropes and threw me into positions I was very comfortable with at first. He allowed me to really feel alive in the VHL. Robert Malenko, my first character – that build was properly sculpted by the man known as the BeavBoy. The last D to ever get over 100 points in a season, that was Beaviss’ legacy in the last year. There’s no denying the chemistry is there between him and I – and yet we’ve never had a player together. In this next upcoming S72 draft which will be a season away, I truly do hope Gino DiGinnantonio gets selected by the Vancouver Wolves. Why? Maybe it’s because Vancouver is geographically close to where I live, and not a cesspool like Calgary. Maybe it’s because I like Beaviss and his cute smile. But I think the true and real reason is that I want to win a cup with Beaviss. I want to win a cup with his players, and him leading us to victory. His cute smile while hoisting that cup high over his shoulders will send me into a melt. I know for a fact that I will melt, because every time I see that cute smile of Beav’s… I lose it. I lose all inhibitions and feeling. I just want to be caressed and felt close to his sweet smile. I love my Beavy Boo and I hope I never lose him. gorlab 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/78921-beaviss-and-his-two-cents/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffD 648 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/78921-beaviss-and-his-two-cents/#findComment-721578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Josh 1,665 Posted March 16, 2020 Commissioner Share Posted March 16, 2020 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/78921-beaviss-and-his-two-cents/#findComment-721579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/78921-beaviss-and-his-two-cents/#findComment-721580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAVHLM-GM 1,858 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 And I thought @tfong was beaviss his love of his life. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/78921-beaviss-and-his-two-cents/#findComment-721633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Baozi 1,658 Posted March 16, 2020 Moderator Share Posted March 16, 2020 12 hours ago, OrbitingDeath said: And I thought @tfong was beaviss his love of his life. Can't pay me enough to be that. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/78921-beaviss-and-his-two-cents/#findComment-722131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fonziGG 1,068 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 3/15/2020 at 11:39 PM, JeffD said: Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/78921-beaviss-and-his-two-cents/#findComment-722925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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