My VHL Locker Room (Forum Version) Dream Team

[eaglesfan036 4,605]

Tfong and Discord Ruined Forums

 

Forum locker rooms are unfortunately going the way of the horse and buggy, with Moscow and Riga holding out as the last hope for our once great tradition. This article will be creating my dream team of members who have historically had a great player at their position (forward, defense, or goalie), but would also make up the most fun and active VHL forum locker room. 

 

Forward 1 - Victor

 

While Victor has made outstanding players at every position in his career, in my 30 second opinion his best performers have been at forward. Considering he is the man who created the Glorious Union of Moscow and Riga, he 100% needs to be included on this list. When me and Flyersfan were in Moscow we revived forum locker rooms for a few seasons, and overcame the devil that is discord.

 

Forward 2 - Boom

 

When Boom was active he was one of the most awesome members to have in your VHL locker room. He was consistently posting in there every day, you just always had to make sure you were in a NSFW location before looking. Outside of his appreciation for watermelons, Boom also has a great sense of humor and was a really fun locker room presence.

 

Forward 3 - Phil

 

@Philis probably the nicest guy on the VHL, which says a lot because we have lots of nice people? But where has he been lately, I feel like I never see him on here? I didn't often get the pleasure of playing on his team, and instead messaged him on chat frequently saying, "Phil Nye the Science Guy."

 

Defense 1 - Flyersfan

 

While Flyersfan was never the most active locker room talker, he is my brother so I had to include him or he would be mad. Also, he is a big supporter of the boomer anti discord yes locker room revolution, so he is definitely a worthy addition to this list. Now hurry up and write my hall of fame article. Also I made him a defensemen because Smitty obviously is the best defender of all time. 

 

Defense 2 - Munk

 

Munk never really made great position players as far as I can remember, but he was definitely the funniest VHL member when he was active. He seemed very hit or miss with his humor with some people loving it and other having no idea what made him so funny. @Munk is the best and I miss him.

 

Goalie - CowboyinAmerica

 

This goes back to my Hans Wingate days and man what great times they were. Cowboy was part of an extremely active Calgary Wranglers locker room in addition to being an outstanding goalie, and my times with Wingate were probably the peak of my VHL activity. 

 

Dishonorable Mentions:

 

Dil pretty much never posts on forums and is only on discord. I don't think I was ever even invited to a Halifax forum locker room, if it even exists. I am also adding Tfong to this list because he seems like he rarely posts on forums, yet he is always on discord moderating people for the silliest little things. Same thing with Beaviss. 

 

Honorable Mention:

 

@GrittyIsKing09 seems like an outstanding VHL forum locker room supporter in my short time with him, he just wasn't included because he only has a short history of supporting said locker rooms instead of years like these other gentlemen. Still love him and Gritty though. 

 

Edited October 12, 2020 by chatfan036

[Beaviss 4,958]

I'm sad I wasn't on this list 

[Berocka 2,263]

46 minutes ago, chatfan036 said:

Same thing with Beaviss. 

 

Just now, Beaviss said:

I'm sad I wasn't on this list ;( 

 

 

Can you not read

[Beaviss 4,958]

Just now, Berocka said:

 

 

 

Can you not read

 

I was sad I wasn't on the good part

[eaglesfan036 4,605]

Just now, Beaviss said:

 

I was sad I wasn't on the good part

[Beketov 9,107]

Snubbed

[Victor 11,037]

4 hours ago, chatfan036 said:

Embarrassing and shameful 

 

Haven't won a cup since they ditched the forum - coincidence? I think not.

[BOOM 8,823]

Pleasure. 

[Phil 5,133]

I still skulk around