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Why Devise would have died at the siege of Helms' Deep


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Picture it. The orcs are three days away, tensions are high and morale is at an all time low. You break out the premium kush and wait for the high to kick in. Suddenly there's a knock on the door to the war room. And that's when you realized you got the day wrong. The siege isn't in three days.

 

It's today.

 

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@Devise 

6 hours ago, Garsh said:

Everyone complains his pre-battle speech is too long.

Except the orcs. They think the pre-battle speech is just right. Keeps the army distracted so they never see the sword in the back.

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