NickSunderbruch 392 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Ho Ho Ho, it's Saint Nicholas here with another quality article, and we're going to be going over my Naughty and Nice list for the VHL. I'll be giving my list on who I think is Naughty and who I think is Nice. Don't be too offended if you're not on this article, as it's only going to include players and people that I know personally. So how should I start this list off? Lets start with Santas Naughty list. Also this article is a parody, it is in no way intended to offend those on the list. just some light hearted fun. NAUGHTY: 1. SHAWN GLADE @ShawnGlade What else is there really to say? It's no secret this musky little devil would be on the naughty list. He's a mean little sucker, who trips and hooks his opponents every chance he gets. He acts like he's not afraid to drop the gloves but as we saw in the fight week, he should be. I'm sending him more than coal this year. I'm gonna send him some deodorant because he's a sweaty one. 2. NICK SUNDERBRUCH @me This ones a doozie, Nicholas is an absolute mean asshole. I mean he beat Shawn bloody just for breathing the wrong way. (yeah this beef isn't gonna die) Rumor has it that Nick once punched a child in the face at an ice cream shop just for saying chocolate is better than fudge. He also seems to never wanna follow the rules placed before him. and for that he's getting a lump of coal. NICE: 1. CHRIS REYNOLDS @Crstats23 What a beautiful human, is it a surprise that he's on the nice list? Chris was my best friend in the Ace's locker room last season. And he's still my favorite VHL player this season. I mean look at him, he's awesome. Chris once gave an orphan a $100 and an ice cream cone. For chris, he'll receive the best dental insurance the league can offer this Christmas. 2. SPARTAN @Spartan The man, the myth, the legend, Spartan. What a great man. Spartan welcomed me to this league with open arms and for that he gets my gratitude. Without Spartan you wouldn't have the resident Florida man making borderline illegal articles on this forum. And for that he will get a brand new pair for socks for Christmas, you know, the ones that light up. 3. PEACE @Peace The man who took a chance on me and believed in me. Peace gets all the gratitude I can offer him in this article. Because without him I wouldn't be having this much fun in the league. I know I haven't been that active in the locker room man, and I'm sorry for that. It's mainly because of IRL things I'm doing. Regardless, I'm here to tell you all that Peace once saw a Nazi harassing some people on the street, and he knocked him out to protect the civilians. And for that, Peace gets a coupon for a buy on get one free baconator at Wendy's. (offer available only at participating locations) 4. GARY RUSH This guy has it all. The looks, the skill, the libido. I'm tellin you, this man really kicks ass. I mean , he once fought a grizzly bear in order to stop the soviets from launching thermonuclear missiles at the north pole. I mean some real serious balls on this man, he strapped himself onto the rocket and redirected it towards space in an attempt to save Christmas from the starbucks gremlins. For his heroics in the great robot war I'll award him two iced teas, a flamingo, and a double decker party boat for Christmas. Anyways I hear my dad coming home from the bar, I gotta grab my helmet and jock strap (is this joke getting old yet?) anyways stay warm, have a nice night, and stay icey, Seacrest out. G_Rush, Jubis, fromtheinside and 2 others 2 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96890-saint-nicks-naughty-or-nice/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan 4,547 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 required tag for @G_Rush since nick was a dick and didn't tag him smh but socks!!!!! that light up!!!!! G_Rush and diacope 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96890-saint-nicks-naughty-or-nice/#findComment-808450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhynex Entertainment 487 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) What a creative article! As always very well structured and thought out. As mentioned by @Spartan, you didn't tag @G_Rush. Maybe that's why you're on the "NAUGHTY" list! Not sure if this article is reviewable, but I'll review it anyways 10/10 for holiday spirit edition Edited December 21, 2020 by Rhynex Entertainment Changed names to Tags hahaha G_Rush and Spartan 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96890-saint-nicks-naughty-or-nice/#findComment-808527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_Rush 64 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 @NickSunderbruch I knew I was gorgeous but didn’t realize was so brave thanks man. You rock. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96890-saint-nicks-naughty-or-nice/#findComment-808809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crstats23 341 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Of course your on the naughty list Nick lol Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96890-saint-nicks-naughty-or-nice/#findComment-808876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromtheinside 1,290 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 you had me until you put @Spartanon the nice list see you in Toronto next season bud Spartan 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96890-saint-nicks-naughty-or-nice/#findComment-809326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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