Victor

VHLM and I are on a one-night stand relationship.

haters clearly haven't tried it

S43-S44. I ain't sticking around.

one sterling is quite enough thank you

This season's posts in games count is pretty depressing.

I like to pretend S38 draft never happened.

Ah that means no one from before S20 was included. And guys whose careers started before S20 won't have their full stats.

Good to hear!

So as I was preparing Matt Bentley's final update I realised that it put me at 1,212 TPE which was a direct tie with Ethan Osborne. Though Osborne did it without 75 TPE carryover I refuse to be tied on the TPE whores leaderboard and am writing this 590, the first in a long time, to get 1 TPE ahead into eighth place. That puts Bentley 60 TPE behind Alexander Chershenko, which is riduculous since I have missed out loads of TPE since being traded to New York. On the flip side, I did get 6 extra weeks since I didn't retire in the pre-season. So, with Chershenko (sixth), Bentley (eighth), and Lars Berger (fifteenth), I now have a VHL record three top 15 TPE whores! Yay! At least until one or all these players are overtaken by Slaughter, Richardson, O'Malley, Karnage, and whatever other TPE whores out there. Then it'll be three in top 20! Bentley may be second in TPE and he had every chance to be first but he is far behind Chershenko in interest and my personal favourites and probably behind Berger too. He did get three Continental Cups just like Berger and is in the mix for four, which was only achieved by three other players ever which is ridiculous since Bentley is a mega scrub. Anyway, that's enough ramble, I need to save some for the retirement post too. tl;dr version: suck it Osborne! Not really though since you were a first-gen.

You did play your first season in the VHL - you just sucked.

Blast from the past. You'd definitely make the VHLM HOF. How are you getting the info on who's RW? You're #51 in goals overall, does that mean 48 of the players ahead of you were centers or left wings? (and Valiq)

he was for Nilstorm and Jenskovic. Just.

good win, cheerio Davos

I am arguing in my upcoming mag article that S38-S42 New York is the greatest dynasty in VHL history. Thought? Harry Kane: one-hit wonder or new Alan Shearer? Do you think being in the same draft for the first time since Chershenko and Rafter will motivate us to be amazingawesome again?

ello it's alfie aka Trikamaki aka Berger. I miss, but I really don't, your days of annoying the league with 8O8 and DGFX (they're both dead too).

I need to get this off my chest it's my massive penis

I wish Phil was more active when I was commish because he could be the best mouthpiece/PR in history. But then is it coincidence he wasn't as active? sterling, you know I asked you to write this because I love me an ego boost and you absolutely delivered! Means a lot and that little pinch of criticism at times just makes it more honest. Pinnacle achieved, I have nothing left to do in this here league. Thank you. <3

VHL > NHL

can't afford any more 1,000 TPE players #firstworldproblems

we have done a lot. like not letting munk leave.

no one cares about the VHLM

RAISE THE CAP WE SUCK

Penalty Shot by Matt Bentley for Americans - Stopped by Jax Barnstormer this is a low point

Shit, Jericho must have been doing the negotiating. IN WITH THE NEW OUT WITH EXPANSION

If the cap is ever raised I will personally reinstate myself as commissioner to put it back to 32mil.