Victor

Gow's got it easy this series.

Dat revenge comeback. Go Ottawa!

Can someone say Matt Bentz Curse?

This Quebec reading comprehension though

RIP Karnage, worst sleeper pick in history. And is Cologne finally turning a corner? Well, they might want to score more than 2 goals per game against Helsinki. But the power of Brookside!

Who let you take Davos' S36 bag? Be careful though, Landry was doing some gothic shit there. Bentley four straight two point games, this can only go terribly wrong. Also, Klose is freeeeee

Awww yeah OT winner. Fuck you Salo and your absurdly good career.

Yeah one per each round won.

Oh this is great. Though I loved your Encarnacion persona (and it seems your 590 is still going down that route), I am definitely looking forward to your future MSs if this is the new route you go down. As for the draft, I think the off-season won't be too trade-heavy but what trades do happen will be huge. There are a few factors I don't think you've considered but you've also brought up some I hadn't - it should be great.

Wow I was sure this would end after like two Stockholm paragraphs. This might take a few reads haha.

hahahaha ridiculous I wasn't even setting my lineup since the semi-finals.

of course, no one assisted you with those hits time to rewrite the history books

Ah so Edwin Encarnacion for MVP.

So last season Aksel Thomassen and Bruno Wolf led the VHL in all offensive categories but were a clear case of the whole being greater than the sum of its parts – the two mesh like Phil Rafter and David Smalling, except their love isn't brotherly. The league's GMs clearly thought so too as Riga's goalie Mike Szatkowski Jr. won MVP with 7 votes to Thomassen's 2 and Wolf's 1. Neither Quebec player could be considered more valuable than the other, with New York also having no realistic nominees since they had 5 players with 100+ points. Calgary was also bizarrely offensive so the only skater with a genuine chance was Sachimo Zoidberg but he didn't make the playoffs which usually kills off any chances. So the voters turned to goaltending where the statistically the best were Mike, Brick Wahl, and Blaine Olynick. Wahl played for a great NY team, there could have been a case for Olynick, but Cologne scored 23 more goals than Riga and still finished 3 points behind. Lo and behold Season 42. Thomassen and Wolf run away into the brokeback mountains with a significant points lead, followed by 5 Americans with 100+ points (wtf, deja vu, exact same players as well). No one else hit 100 points. Again there could be a case for Zoidberg but he's pretty far back, not that far ahead of his teammate Cote and it's not like Toronto overachieved. So that brings us to goalies again. Mike now plays for a team which can score and Wahl is still stuck behind the greatest team in the world. But oh, what's this, a good goalie on a team which has few goals? Riga was pretty bad with 200 goals in S41, better only than the 3 tanking teams but OMG Cologne was so bad at scoring goals this season. 180, and they were second-worst in the league (behind Calgary and Seattle!!) until a 9-goal final sim against Calgary and Riga. But Martin Brookside, with stats very similar to Szatkowski's S41, kept them in a safe playoff position despite just one point-per-game player (O'Malley with 78 in 72). Without doubt, Aksel Thomassen for MVP.

dat comeback if only Kyle wasn't a sieve. Ottawa da cinderella story.

This is obviously because Erik Hedman's name is spelled wrong.

I don't see Brookside.

Flutegirl is not allowed to be tainted like this, you are all eternally cursed. Especially you Jardy. Although, when Calgary was doing it for flutegirl, Helsinki did win the cup. Oh shit.

I have 99 strength and I have hurt you. Wahl playoff mode engaged.

I have 99 strength and I will hurt you for this. 2 goal lead plz, more like 3 PP in the third.

Also I would like to name boubabi my official retired numbers maker. Thank you for your application. - HOF

well y'know <----

fixed but Frank Chadwick was robbed of winning the trophy in Seasons 24 and 25 when GMs voted for Sam Helberg. Also, trade for Bentley, win top GM.

non-chicken-eating surely

Ah yes, I mistook you for Devise.