Zero

Any room for Penis in this draft class?

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis +4

I ain't even know this guy.

This is all untrue

Penis in the house. Penis in your mouth. +4

Twas my sister's 18th birthday tonightt so she and I split a bottle of cheap ass champagne. Aww yeah ninjas. Penis in the house.

I don't know who anyone is. I don't even know who the people in this podcast are.

I pretty much skipped from 0 minutes to the 1 hour mark.

Wow, racist.

Do people actually listen to this thing all the way through?

Peasant

4 for Penis!

Possibly. Like I said, maybe I didn't get one just because it was me.

Yeah, no problem. I was laying low just being Penis and such, but you started talking about that and it's a subject that really hit home with me for multiple reasons. I like the idea of "talking to people" because it's very individual, but it doesn't necessarily guarantee that you'll reach every new member. As robotic as it may seem, an "introduction" post with all the necessary links (maybe even in order of what you want to do first, second, etc.) will go a long way, and if you still want that personalized feel, get all the commishes' names in the intro posts.. Even as someone who's been around before, I didn't post anything in my first few days of re-creation just because I didn't remember what to do. If a guy who was a member for ~5 years doesn't quite know what to do, then newbies won't know either. Good that you're brainstorming ideas, and good to be back

So I'm listening live, and I just wanted to say this. I came back to this board after at least a year away (probably more), and maybe this is just because it was me, but I had absolutely no clue where to get started - everything was all over the place, and even with the VHL Rulebook, there wasn't really any "Newbies Guide" or anything. Back when I was an active member all those years ago, I made a little video tutorial on how to get started. That might be the best option.

Innuendo

Oooooohooohooo! You always know how to grind my gears, peasant!

Penis checking in!

I selected ALL OF THE CHOICES

Are you guys speaking English?

Not possible

I can claim 4, right? Right? Right? Stryker and Stormwall were both over 400. Penis away!