Spade18

6-0 in fights. Cmon VHL, WHERE IS MY WORTHY ADVISARY

I just wanted to let you guys know that Jack Hughes is winning the Hart this year. Thank you for your entry, but please try again next year.

Undefeated in fights for my career 5-0 total, 3-0 this season.

BEVISSSSSSSSSSSSSS Both my discord and the 2 step authenticator are fucked up in a way that I can't access both at the same time to fix the issue. And you know the usual deal with work that I don't have any time to fix itttttttt

Yesss Fight number 2. RUST IS UNDEFEATED IN EUROPE!!!!

HAHA! A FIGHT! Finally Rust does something in Europe.

What can men do against such reckless hate?

*sad mexico noise*

HEY HO! MEX-I-CO!

OH MY GOD. GUYS OH MY GODDDDDDD I FINALLY FOUGHT. THE WHOLE POINT OF MY GUYS IS TO FIGHT AND HE FINALLY AFTER 2 YEARS FOUGHT! THIS IS HUUUUUGGGEE Deagun Rust (MEX) for Fighting (Major) at 17:27, Deagun Rust (MEX) for instigated a fight (Game Misconduct) at 17:27 HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Thanks @jhatty8!

Flynn Remy (MEX) for Slashing (Minor) at 0:04, Dookie Headtop (MEX) for High sticking (Minor) at 2:37, Flynn Remy (MEX) for Holding (Minor) at 11:38, Barry Bonds Jr (MIA) for Fighting (Major) at 18:48, Deke Rike (MEX) for Fighting (Major) at 18:48, Kevin Hard (MIA) for Fighting (Major) at 18:48, Arthur Kimura (MEX) for Fighting (Major) at 18:48, Mix Bag OChips (MIA) for Fighting (Major) at 18:48, Rhys Trenton (MEX) for Fighting (Major) at 18:48, Mix Bag OChips (MIA) for instigated a fight (Game Misconduct) at 18:48, Alessandro Nano (MIA) for High sticking (Minor) at 18:48, Bob Beach (MIA) for Boarding (Minor) at 18:48, Watson Stonebridge (MEX) for Roughing (Minor) at 18:48, Flynn Remy (MEX) for Roughing (Minor) at 18:48 Are you fucking kidding me? we have a fucking LINE BRAWL AND I DONT GET IN ON THE ACTION!?!?!?!?!? AGFGGFDDSJJSJMGFPD

Ok, I made a player specifically for fights. And in the game against the wild he scores the game typing goal (1st of the year thank you), AND THE SHOOT OUT WINNER. I will never understand you Simon T. Hockey Simulator.

10 PIMS in the first sim WHATS GOOD

1. The draft is over and we have added five new players and two returning players to the team. Of those players, who are you most excited to play with? I wanna sit in the box after beating the shit out of someone else. But I'm happy to sit in the box with anyone. 2. The team has assembled a full squad for the first time in a couple seasons. What are your expectations for the team? Knowing the quick turn arounds of the VHLM, I would say we're looking at a decent run here. 3. The VHL is celebrating it's fourteenth birthday. What is your favourite memory you have from one of your previous birthdays? I wanna say it was maybe my 27th or 28th birthday? but we went to my favorite steak house, and right next door there was this divey little irish pub that would always play west coast hockey games, so we went there to get tanked after. the two players here are Erica and Alicia, and this was the first time they were meeting. Erica has been my absolute best friend since college, like would not be alive with out her levels of loyalty and friendship here. Alicia is a friend of my ex whos a bit younger than the rest of us but we love her to death. So this was maybe a year or two after the previously mentioned Ex and I broke up. In a drunken whirl while we were outside having a cigarette, Erica starts RAILING against my ex who we've ceremoniously named "Trashbag". So Erica goes on for like 5 minutes about how much she hates this bitch, and the terrible fucking things she would do and say to her if she ever sees her again. And at the end of the fucking maniacal rant Alicia just goes "she's like... my best friend...." and Erica just like shuts her mouth. Drops her cigarette, and without another word goes right back into the bar and does a shot at the counter. We were fucking absolutely losing our shit. 4. With the world starting to open up, any big plans upcoming? Be ground to dust by the wheel of capitalism 5. Who will be our biggest rival this season in my opinion? Anyone who gets in our way. 6. Is there anything management can do (other than be more competent) for you? Keep on lookin fiiiiinnnnneeee as hell.

yeeeeyyyyyy happy birthday VHL!

Dont know him, but fuck yea dude! Climb that corporate ladder!

Gratz Warsaw!

As much as I fucking love the hell out of the idea of a double Mexico city/Quebec expansion, I'm not sure if Mexico is currently.... how you say.... stable enough that the NHL would realistically expand there any time soon. I would say put a team in Austin, as was promised to the Stars when they moved to Dallas, and do Austin/Qubec at the same time.

I would say there's a better man for the job. But that would be a fucking lie.