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Winner: Ottawa Lynx Number of games: 6 Total goals scored: 28 Who gets the Cup winning goal? Ho Lee Fook Series leader in points: Sergei Komarov Series leader in goals: Sergei Komarov Series leader in assists: Casey Jones

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Welcome back to playoff edition 1.1 of the Stronk Show. Fucking hell yeah bitches, the series is at 3-2 for us and I have scored more in the playoffs than in the regular season. Call me playoff Dragon Josh Stronk. Fuck Ottawa and their shittyass capital city. There ain't no fucking toon like Saskatoon. What kind of fucking name is Fury anyways. What are you, furious with the constant losing like little bitches. @JardyB10 know's alot about being a little bitch and he can tell you how much Ottawa are little bitches. And I took a nap and woke up 3 days later and it is now out of playoffs edition 1.1 of the Stronk Show. Ummmm fuck Ottawa and their bitch asses. I uh think we are done now. I now look to the offseason and the VHLM entry draft. I think I am in that and might go to any team. I don't really know. But the VHLM Finals are Vegas vs Ottawa. I guess they were the best 2 teams during the season so it really does make sense. Back to the VHLM draft. I have been contacted by one GM/whatever they call themselves. It was short and sweet. I really have no idea how that draft goes but ok. Sorry if I seem out of character today, a little too many hits and too many games too quickly. I fucked up too many little bitches. Well I don't know what the future holds for me and the Wild (if I even play there next year) so that is for this episode of the Stronk Show.

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And wereeeeeee backkkkkk to your favorite show in the VHL playoff edition. The Stronk Show hosted by none other that the one and only Josh Stronk a.k.a. Stronkowski. Now turns out last week I was actually right. The playoffs have actually started but as of the now Wild haven't played any games because if you haven't heard we are prettttttty fucking good. The little bitches on the other 2 teams are fighting for a spot whilst we are sitting pretty. Now as many of y'all know I haven't being playing very good. Haven't scored since my debut and only assist twice since over like 20ish games. Fuck this shit. but you know who the real biggest shit is, @JardyB10. First of all he coughs during my segment when I AM SPEAKING, GOD DAM JARDY YOU HAVE A 30 MINUTE PODCAST GIVE ME MY FUCKING 4 MINUTES. Otherwise me is good in my books. He is right about actual fucking on this show. It would be cool as fuck. Everyone wants a piece of Stronkowski and I am sure get can get some fine bitches for Jardy as well. I get road head on every drive, I don't even know how I even manage and if Jardy wants to pay a woman to do I'm sure he can pay for it with the viewers that come to listen to the Stronk Show. Yeah that is really all for this week and I hope to tell you all of the outcome of the playoffs on the next Stronk show! See you all next time!

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