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Are we just posting these as comments in this thread or what?

And mine the worst. I dig this league though because 20 GMs is going to be fuuun.

Says Beaviss, because he landed the first overall pick.

Our conversation was way way up in the discord general chat somewhere, I can try searching for some keywords to dig it up but it might be based on whether he or anyone else remembers this happening.

I was under the impression that it was, Will said I could run the 'official' one about a month back. I never got confirmation though, which is why I asked someone to tag him here because it wasn't letting me tag anyone.

I did, I must just be blind, stupid, or some combination of the two. I legit looked it over about five times looking for it. Thanks though

Someone update this with HFX's pls

We're at 13 GMs, still room for some more by the draft on Sunday!

Bears 5-2

Zabby hit 75 TPE +3 Jagger hit 50 TPE +1 Nathan hit 50 TPE +1 +5 total

3. The Rush just added a bunch of exciting new prospects, so I think they'll bring it in. Having the experience of battling back into the playoffs would also be great for the morale of these new players. 4. The 21st are OP. I think they win out and the Aces are forced to be swept in the semis by the Lynx nerf the expansion draft 6. 1. Tzuyu 2. Borwinn 3. Kastelic 4. McWolf

@Beaviss

Ryan Kastelic Defenseman Points Assists

All four of us will have to be in the VHL next year. McW and I both broke 200 already.

Zabby hit 50 TPE +1

It isn't spamming if they actually just wanted to make the accounts. How is me posting it in an EHM league any different from posting it on any other community, what's to stop a bunch of guys from hfboards, say, to want to join up all on the same team. It would be a different case entirely if we went around and said "here, everyone make an account even if you don't want to so you can help me out", but instead I just said "hey I know you like hockey and staring at numbers, so you might like this, come check it out if you want". And besides, the team that they're signing with would have extreme difficulties competing this year, so who really benefits?

How would they use it to boost TPE? It's a free agent signing for the last quarter of the season, they'll get drafted to whatever teams next season.

1. Karlsson and Burns are going to go down with long term injuries and the Sharks' 1st is actually going to be an earlier pick than the Sens', making Dorion the smartest GM alive. 2. Tavares is going to get somewhere in the neighbourhood of 40 points, Kadri is going to pass him on the depth chart, and his contract is going to essentially bring the upwards trajectory of the Leafs to a grinding halt. 3. Duchene is going to sign a long term, $9+ million AAV extension in Ottawa, thereby stripping Dorion of his smartest GM title. 4. Austin Watson is going to come back in the league and tear up, finishing 3rd in the Art Ross race, despite missing the first 27 games of the season. Make sure you take him in the first round of your fantasy pool, folks. 5. Shanahan is going to reunite with Yzerman in Detroit for the Shanaplan 2.0 (this one actually might happen)

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How is it colluding for me to tell him his friends are already on a team and he might want to play with them ?

You'd be playing out the rest of the season with Jagger, Nathan, and Zabby if you take this one.