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It's been 28 seasons since the Seattle Bears GM has taken a proper vacation. Those who have the amazing privilege to be a part of management in the Victory Hockey League knows that a vacation is extremely hard to come by - especially when you're a team that is usually on the better end of the ass whooping stick. With that being said, sometimes Blake Campbell was on the wrong end of that stick, leaving his ass redder than a strawberry primed for the picking under the summer sun and sweet, baby blue sky. If the ass whooping was good enough, sometimes it feels like you get too much time off but never once could you catch Blake Campbell fading away. He'd be lying if he said he didn't find himself bringing out the irons and busting out a few rounds of golf, but never has he found himself truly slipping away... until this season. The GM holds many team and GM records in the league and arguably has one of the greatest dynasties to ever hoist championships and go on tears in this league. He's closing in on the most games managed by a manager, is now on a walk off home run style of lead with the all-time wins record and I do believe off the top of my head holds every single GM record for the Seattle Bears (and it's going to be insane.. IF he steps down... if anyone will break them..). It's safe to say there's a lot more we could say about how much this guy gives to the league and that's probably why it's safer to say the man definitely going away is only going to help him come back and be a better Bear.. This is why the Seattle Bears team came together to surprise him with something big... During the off-season ---> 3 week BENDER 1. Australia - GM Blake Campbell has always wanted to go the Australia. Whether it's seeing some kangaroo's that aren't behind a zoo's fence, the amazing coral reefs, White Haven beach, the beautiful women with the incredibly sexy accent or maybe even grilling up some fat prawn and screaming out SHRIMP ON A BARBIE. The Seattle organization is going to be sending Campbell to Australia for a week. STAY TUNED. 2. Meet & Greet with Tom Brady - Similar to the Bears, Brady is bad ass. He's a winner. He's part of the greatest dynasty even. You could probably even say he alone is the greatest dynasty ever as he now holds more championships than any team ever combined. Campbell is going to be surprised with an autographed football, jersey and KFC bucket from Mr. Brady. 3. Hawaii - The meet and greet is going to happen here because why the fuck not? As we seen, Tom Brady knows how to party so we're going to toss a boat party somewhere into the mix for the portion of the mix. Here you're going to be able to find celebrities like Shaq, Snoop Dogg, Elon Musk, Steve Aoki, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Brady, Brad Pitt, Macklemore, Leonardo Dicaprio, Rihanna, Justin Bieber and many, many more. I also think they're going to swim with sharks, visit a volcano and eat a lot of pineapple on pizza because it's fucking good. Don't be a coward sheep and say it's not to be cool. You know it tastes good. 4.

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Sweet article CHIGGIN! My old roommate went to Japan and said it was amazing.

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Sorry to hear this news. I kind of felt like it was coming given our conversations and your situation but that doesn’t make it any better. I could give some speech here but you already know. Awesome guy. One of my favourites and most trusted here. I’ll miss our chats with manager stuff but hope you can manage to stick around the league.

Game 346 - 60/40% of salary. Seattle will have 50k space. #RetoolingToWin Always been a big fan with tons of respect for @Velevra and the players they make. Knowing it’s their last season and Davos’ position, hopefully we can turn it up a tiny bit and help them make a final push in their final season. Thanks @GustavMattias for the easy talks. I wish you and Davos luck in the next stage, man!

Shit sim again but that’s okay.

Big week ahead at work so it's always nice to get some things done. The weather is bone chilling cold. I woke up to find on theweathernetwork that we hit -40 without the wind chill or something wild. Today is also my final day off. Mix that all together and I imagine the next 10 days of consecutive work are going to be pretty busy and wild. I'm really hoping for my brains sake, I'm wrong. On the plus side to all this wonderful stuff... I'm 90 days off the cigarettes today which is pretty cool. I've started to notice it financially and things like the teeth staining etc. Maybe food taste too? I've always loved food lol... Anyway, big things are happening in the league.. time to do some quick blabs Not a fan of the penalties. Seattle has the 6th least amount of penalties in the league which is superb but there's a few guys we count on that spend an awful amount of time in the box... Yes, CK is important but at what cost? For me, there's a fine line of what's acceptable and what's a bit too much. For me, 70 is the max I'd go. 75 is pushing it but wouldn't be too terrible imo... 80+ and you're playing with fire. Could be good, could be real bad. Bears are doing okay. We retooled and we're in a playoff spot. I don't want to jinx anything but there's an okay chance that we make playoffs. I'm okay with this. We got younger, added great youth to stay competitive when we've been rolling since basically 67 on the same cycle/wave.. We're happy with where were at and we're looking to make a solid push.. Solid push? See you tomorrow? I think? Game 346 where you at??

Bana's S76 Quick Q's Press Conference Rules Seattle Bears Team Page VHL Index VHLM Index 35. @Phil THE ROCK JOHNSON finally got on the board with a Goal + Assist + Point. They lost, but still took him out to celebrate. What did the team and him do? 36. What is something good that's happened to you in 2021 so far? 37. What is something you're looking forward to in 2021? 38. Valentine's Day is coming up.. Who is your VHL sweetheart? Why? Are you brave enough to tag them? 39. What are your thoughts on the Bears season so far? 40. How much does Randy Marsh @oilmandan pay for rent in the penalty box? 41. Timothy Brown @a_Ferk has the team highest shooting % with 11.84%. How do they practice? 42. @zepheter Odin Omdahl is leading the team for shots blocked. How did they make it through the bruising and pain? 43. @gregreg made some wild demands in the LR to make him happy... Rumour has it beer machine, hot tub... what else? 44. @Dtayl Visited a motivational hockey guru to dive deep within his hockey skills. They told him his future. Could be about anything... what was it? 45. What you have for supper tonight?? Remember, I post enough that there's diversity but also so that you can pick and choose throughout the season. There will always be enough that you can go back each week and answer etc.

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