Banackock

Last week, we followed up on Blake Campbell and his potential road which leads him to becoming a Free Agent for the first time in his career. During last week's "Blake Campbell Watch", we had discussed with Mr. Campbell the possibilities of him ending up on specific European Conference organizations. We feel as though it gave the teams, the players and management a clear idea on what his thoughts were, what his interests were and what his possible intentions were. This week, we have the same thing in store for you, however, we're taking a stride on over to the North American Conference. Prior to doing this, Blake released a statement on the Eve of Free Agency. I feel as though it's something that I need to do. I want to explore my options. It doesn't mean I'm leaving Stockholm, but by saying that it doesn't mean I'm staying either. I love Stockholm, I love the management and the players, but it seems as though the great times are coming to an end there. Let's face it - my career will one day be winding down and how happy willI be to think to myself.. Hey, I might not have a cup but at least I was loyal. I'm sure it's an okay feeling but me leaving has nothing to do with loyalty. I gave boub my all and stayed for as long as he could have us successful. IF careers lasted longer in this league, I'd stay for sure. It's a shame those dumb fucking rules are in place and the old guys are trying to protect their precious records. That's what a few people say anyway. Other than that, I'm excited to talk with teams and get a feel for things. If I could address the teams and give them one piece of advice it would be this. If your team is not able to contend - if a cup isn't a possibility next year - don't ring my phone. Thanks! And without further delay, the list for the North American Conference. New York Americans From the looks of their roster, I'd say it's a possibility. They don't jump out at me and scream we're winning. Of course, I'm not sure who else is out there joining me in free agency. Where those other Free Agents go could determine where I go! They do need a goalie and are not one of the weaker/weakest teams when you look at a lot of the other teams that don't have many assets. I'd say there's a chance I end up here. Calgary Wranglers Nice roster and a good goalie named Winsgate. No interest in being a back up and he's not moving. No interest from them, no interest from me obviously. Quebec City Meute Weinstein is the man in the net here. I'm sure they could possibly use my presence for a season and have Weinstein playing 25-30% of games, but I have zero interest in splitting games with someone. Their roster is young too! Won't get an offer from them - don't expect one and the chances of me saying yes are extremely low at this time. Seattle Bears Dig the logo for sure, however, my grandmother's wrists are stronger than their current roster. I mean, they could land some big FA's if there are any this season with me and it could change my mind. Until that happens though, my interests are considerably low when it comes to playing for Seattle. They do make good coffee though, right? City of coffee and shit? Toronto Legion Not meaning to be rude, but what roster? Toronto would be a great place to play, but without a roster in front of me to help bring success, my interest is zero to play in between the pipes for them at this time. I am very excited to enter into Free Agency with a fairly open mind. Of course, I want to win. Personal success and Team Success is what it's all about and if one or the other is missing for me - that's likely going to be a problem. Theoretically, I suppose talks open up in the next few hours. I'm very excited to hear from any and all GM's who wish to plead their case in earning my services on the ice and in the Locker Room. I expect an especially good one from Boub. Boub, If I leave, good luck. xo

Wish I didn't suck. Thanks boub.

See you soon maybe.

Whoops.

Boubs makes sexual advances on us after every game in the showers. Why must we be whipped with towels? Why must he takes photos and hang them on his wall to show our body strength progress? Why must we call you "Big Bouby Pappi". Stockholm is a black hole if you want to be touched. Stay away. Stay far away.

Campbell > Jardy's player. It's a known fact.

As I'm sure quite a few of you know already from the over advertising and high media coverage, Blake Campbell is potentially set to test out the Free Agency waters in this upcoming offseason. Campbell has been a member of the Stockholm Vikings for his entire career so far and up until now never had any thought of leaving the team. However, with recent failures in the teams play and failing to miss playoffs, along with rumors that a rebuild or "retool" is inevitable, one can't help but think his days are numbered in a Viking's jersey. Of course, we could be wrong, btu anyone wanting to win a cup in pretty much the prime of their career won't stay on a rebuilding team. Due to this, over the last few weeks we've tried to get Campbell to spill the beans on his potential new home, if he were to choose one. Recently, he has been beating around the bush but has officially come forward regarding each team in the league. Earlier this morning, he sat down with us and gave us the down low on each team and how he would feel going there. He also let us know his intentions with the Vikings and what could very well happen come offseason time. Prior to his evaluation of the teams, Campbell had a brief statement to make. "I would simply like to say that just because there's talks surrounding myself leaving the Stockholm Viking organization, doesn't mean it's 100% true. Currently, we are transitioning through a different type of organization, which is unfortunate but also good for us. When I joined this team, it became my home. It became a place where I felt comfortable, spent a huge portion of my time and got to know a lot of great guys. Along with this, management has been superb and I've not only gained a great relationship with our management staff, but also high respect for boubs. He's literally one of the biggest reasons I've stayed between the pipes and have resigned for the duration that I have so far. Now, what is unfortunate, is that we haven't been able to win as a team. We've had success, but how successful are you truly without a championship to end off the season? My goal is to win a cup and again, unfortunately, it may look like it won't be happening in Stockholm anytime soon. This may be a reason for me to sadly cut ties. It all depends on the next few days. However, I am an extremely loyal guy to an organization - especially if I fit in the locker room and am treated properly by management. Stockholm is my #1 team and they will be heading into the offseason. It all depends on what happens over the next few weeks." - October 26, 2015 - Blake Campbell Now for the fun part. Over the next 2 weeks, a list will be handed out to the media regarding Blake Campbell Free Agency situation. The lists are not in a specific order and are more set out to give the league, fans and other management a clear direction of where he plans to head. Each week, he will go through an entire conference. Some may be long, some may we shorter than others when it comes to describing his interest. Why? Because his interest levels of course. With that, and without further delay, your lists. Stockholm Vikings Stockholm has and will always be home to me. They've given me much in my career. What you're thinking now is "What?". They've given me much guidance and help in becoming a stronger player, they've given me success and a strong start to my career and a great place to come a relax. Management is amazing here and the players who are here, as well as those who have parted ways, have all been a great experience. Although I'm not releasing rankings technically, Stockholm is the #1 team that could potentially land me. Helsinki Titans Helsinki is an interesting team, however, they already have a young - quickly developing young goalie. Because of this, I have zero interest in playing here at this time. Riga Reign Similar to Helsinki, Riga has Mr. Bernie Gow. Because they have a goaltender, interest levels from them and myself will be significantly low. HC Davos Dynamo Sinclair currently holds the starting position in Helsinki. Possibly, a deal could be found between HC Davos and Stockholm that could see the teams switching goalies (Sinclair to Stockholm, myself to HC Davos). Other than this happening, which could interest me, I don't see my playing for the Dynamo. Cologne Express Looking at the roster, you come to the conclusion that they may not be a "super power organization" currently. Although they have depth, they lack higher tpe levels like a few other teams have. This doesn't overly take away from my interest, but remember, I'm looking to win a cup. Whoever, at this point, can offer me the best chance to win, likely will win my services. The team also seems to be older and if I'm correct, could potentially be losing Waldron to retirement. If this is the case, a spot would be opened up for me. I would only sign a one year deal, however, as it seems a "rebuild" or "retool" could possibly be inevitable for this club as well as it seems to be getting fairly "seasoned". There you go, ladies and gents. The European Conference has been completed and hopefully you each have a better idea of where I stand with each of you, as well as my intentions for this upcoming offseason. Along with this, I'd like to clarify one thing. I will be testing as a Free Agent. I will be walking away from Stockholm for a short period of time to explore my options. However, there's two things that could come from this. One being I resign with the Vikings obviously. The last one is a sign and trade. Sucks and I'm sure you're a little chapped you won't be getting me for free, but hopefully it shows you the type of player I am. Also, If I sign a one year deal (which will likely be the case), you will be very happy when I decide to not fuck you over and just leave for free and do a sign and trade for you if I decide to leave Stockholm. Once talks open up, don't be shy from kicking down my message box and trying to swoop me up. would suck for someone to beat you to the punch. Thanks and best of luck, Blake Campbell/Banackock

no more pics of munks uterus. yay

It's getting closer and closer to the end of the playoffs and a lot of speculation is surrounding the Stockholm Vikings and their current situation. Rumors have it that the team is either going to retool or rebuild and a lot of that decision is hanging onto the fate of what their starting goalie, Blake Campbell, is planning on doing. Blake has been there since he was drafted 8th OV by the team in the S42 draft and has never had no intentions on leaving the organization, but now with the team possibly blowing things up, the move could be inevitable. Earlier in the playoffs, we had talked to Campbell about the possibility of moving to another team, whether it be in Free Agency, sign and trade or by trading his rights away. During the brief interview, he stated that he would love to remain a Viking, but with all the moves happenings, he's unsure if that will be a reality. He insisted he was to win a cup which is something he's dreamed of doing with Stockholm since he was drafted there. I suppose time will tell what's going to happen to Stockholm and Mr. Campbell, but we'll surely be looking into this situation every now and then and keeping tabs on it!

It's that time of year again when the season is winding down and the Finals are quickly approaching. For quite a few of the teams, they're already sitting at home with their children and wife, likely being driven crazy by the constant complaining of both and wishing they were back on the ice. Others, are much more fortunate and are still contending for the prized championship of the VHL. In the past, we've had our share of VHLer's and other professional athletes on my show and today is another special day where we get to meet one of the VHL's up and coming hunks - I mean hockey players. He's from Denver, Colorado - so we can imagine he much more high in real life than his statistics were this seaso. He currently plays for the Stockholm Vikings, where he's called home since they had taken him 8th Overall back in the S42 entry draft. Without further delay, let's get the Sex Panther of Stockholm out here! Ladies & Gents, Vikings goalie, Blake Campbell! Let's DANCE! EG Says --> Welcome To the show, Blake. I'm glad you could be here with us today. Now before we get talking about your hockey career, how does it feel to be one of the sexiest guys in the VHL to most female fans? BC Says --> haha, I'm not sure I would completely agree with you. I'd like to think they like me for my play, but hey, whatever pumps up the building, support for the Vikings and get's people behind us - I'll take it. I've been doing a lot of squats the last little while and surely have noticed more fans out waiting for autographs than usual. EG Says --> That's fantastic. If you want, you can come over and do squats at my place. I could show you a thing or two. The crowd "Ohhhhhhhhh's". EG Says --> I mean about technique guys. How silly are your minds today! EG Says --> Now Blake, onto the actual important stuff. Can you take off your shirt? BC Says -->Haha, I'm not too sure about that. Isn't there kids watching this show? Crowd chants "Take it off, take it off, take it off". Crowd goes crazy with whistling and clapping. Old lady loses dentures as her jaws drop. EG Says --> I can see why you have a lot of support in the VHL right now. Aside from the jokes and your amazing, god like looks, you actually are a very good, successful hockey player. You started as a back up, but only did that for one season. Afterwards, you jumped into a higher role and have done very well with the team. You've won a super cup championship, a silver with the International team and have been named to all star teams. How's it feel? BC Says --> It feels great. At the start, you really have to find a way to balance the success, stardom and learn how to control the feelings which come from it. You need to know that these things are what will come if you manage to be good and successful and that you can't let them get to you. The moment they get to you, I feel as though you lose yourself and it can really affect your game. EG Says --> That's a lot to take in for a new player. I'd honestly be scared of eating Kraft Dinner and pickles for breakfast. My diet is weak. This morning I can a Red Bull and bag of doritos for breakfast. They give you wings and heartburn. It's fantastic. What does your diet consist of? BC Says --> I like my chicken made a bunch of ways, as well as my pasta dishes. I throw in a lot of protein as it helps maintain my muscle. A lot of goalies like to be taller and slimmer, I choose to throw on the muscle and manage to carry myself fairly well. EG Says --> And you never get tired of eating the same thing? BC Says --> You always get tired of eating the same thing. That's why I like to change it up. EG Says --> True. I can't say I've rocked the chicken and pasta lifestyle but let's just say the Doritos truck makes a special stop at my house every month. Now, with you being on the road all the time - do you ever find time to have an off ice relationship? You are a fairly private guy, as hard as that is to believe, and we were unable to find anything in the short time we had. BC Says --> My girlfriend actually attends a lot of our games and sits in the private booths with a bunch of the other guys wives and family and such. She rarely misses a game and is a true supporter for myself. It's tough on a relationship but she's very good at this. EG Says --> Let's see if we can find a clip of her. Oh, here we go. EG Says --> Of course she's gorgeous. Well folks, sadly we're running out on time - but stay tuned as there will be a part two on next weeks episode with Blake Campbell and Zach Galifianakis in studio. Thanks Blake for being here. Good bye everyone.

Hey man, the guy said he's gonna be around, he gonna be around.

Welcome, welcome.

After a much weaker performance from Blake Campbell and the Stockholm Vikings, it looks as though they're going to miss the playoffs for the first time in a bit. A lot of this could be thanks to the team not firing on all cylinders, but Blake Campbell feels as though he is partly to blame. It was a tough season for a few of us in the locker room. You walked in and you could just sense it. Nothing seemed to work for us. We either got out played, played poorly or lost close games. The dice just weren't rolling in our favour this season. I think I played average hockey this season and obviously average just doesn't cut it. It's not where I want to be either. As the media has pointed out over this season, I had slumped a bit prior and I had to change things. Slowly I am and look forward to getting back on my feet. Next years going to be a big year for me! Reports are also stating that big moves are coming from Stockholm .Cleaning the shelves, revamping - whatever you want to call it - changes are on their way. With that, Blake Campbell has a choice to make. He's getting closer and closer to the end of his career (which I think is fucking gay BTW VHL. Why the fuck make us retire after 8 seasons? It's hard enough making your player decent - why not let us enjoy the work we put in? If it's to protect the records of the old members, they can fuck off lol). so he has the choice: Stay or test Free Agency? Stay tuned.

gud4me

rip

Am I a FA after this season?

plz trade me. i am alone on the ice obviously

bust

Make me one for my next player <3 you've inspired me to create a chick so I can rock hot sigs all day long.

Only Thanksgiving.

Geeze, dats a hot blonde sig you got there.