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Good game, guys. Was only a matter of time that we got one while consistently outplaying them. No idea how to trade @Green and fulfill his desire to be traded back to OTT. Starting to hear @701 a little better not being down "2n0" anymore.

Seeing as Ottawa last claimed Syeschel.. if there's any point to it at all.. well claim Tobolsk. But not much point idk?

1. I had no issue with it. 701 directed a comment to him, rather an assumption, so I corrected him. 2. I like to believe it's not my job to do so. He should act accordingly to however he is as a person. We're all individuals here with individual personalities. It's what makes these leagues unique and great. I can't tell DT what to do - just as much as I can't tell you what to do. Would you listen? 3. That's a DT, you and 701 issue. While I don't overly care for how they're talking - it's amusing, creating fun, interesting game topics and yeah. I agree to some extent with both. Every team needs an enforcer. Giver.

Thanks, buddy. Hope I can once again pull'er off for you guys. Either way, I owe the season to you guys.

Last season I learned not to count the chickens prior to the eggs hatching as Ottawa was down in the series by a bit and made a last second run for it. Could happen here, might not. Anything can happen. Been a great series and we can expect that the rest of the way!

I'm obviously not pleased that you're winning? Thank you for stating the obvious of "anyone" who is in the losing shoes being displeased with losing results. We applaud you in Bratislava for your quick wit and intelligence.

You're the worst winner, ever. I mean, we won last year and to be honest, would be great winning this year but it doesn't bother me. Tone it down a bit. Good game, Ottawa. Heavily outplayed and still managed the W.

Hardly. Both goalies >

Good game. Pretty damn close in everything.

Good write up, @Kendrick. Love these!

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The Watchmen and the Lynx will once again meet up in the VHLM Finals for the second season in a row. For the Watchmen, they're looking at making it 2 in a row as they managed to beat out the Lynx last season and hoist their first cup after a 2 season playoff drought. On the other side, Ottawa looks to find their oh sweet revenge and take away from Bratislava what they took for the Lynx a season prior. Call it an absolute coincidence or Jesus playing with black magic, but there isn't a better finals pairing than these 2 teams. While the rivalry and this being the 2nd time they'll play each other in the finals in the last 2 seasons makes for a good series, both teams have great assets within their rosters that will make it a series to watch. Honestly, there isn't too sure of a winner and at this point it's all up in the air. When asked about the series, Watchmen's GM Campbell had this to say. "We're very pleased to once again being apart of the VHLM Finals. Everyone worked hard this season to earn a chance at the cup again and we're going to do everything possible to execute those efforts, our skill and hopefully hoist the Founders Cup for a second season straight. Oslo put up a hell of a series and Dandonov really kept them in it. This series is no different. They have a great goalie in AK and we need to solve him. I won't call cards or predict what's going to happen but I will tell you it's going to be one hell of a fucking series to keep your eyes on it".

.... to the finals Ottawa. See you there!

Good series, Oslo. Honestly, I was slightly nervous when the series first started (normal though with any series for me) but truthfully was fairly confident in my current roster of guys. Either way, was a good series full of close games! Great game by Dandonov too. Only reason why this final game was a 1 goal game. Good job, boys! Back to the Finals we go for a 2nd straight season!

Posted 4 April · Report post " This trade should make Oslo the favorite to win the championship this season and hopefully give Mr. Richardson is first title in Oslo. "

Yes.

Go Beeeears

@701 DEF won this game for Ottawa.

Good shut down game, Oslo.

Thanks, buddy. All to put a smile on some faces and make YOU blush.

Wonder if Wolf and Bears go well together?

*Part One* When you look around the VHL, love is abundantly in the air. Over the last two weeks, we've spent sometime getting to know 6 people who are in search of their one true love. @Draper, our first ever bachelor to be on the show, now has in front of him 6 other contestants who are eagerly awaiting to meet to one and only bachelor. We've learned quite a significant amount of things about the handsome, wealthy and ever so charming bachelor - as we've learned a similar amount about each contestant. This week, however, is going to allow us to know the personality of each contestant much stronger than the brief introductions. On this episode of The VHL Bachelor: No Homo Edition, we get our first look at each individual house guest sitting down for the first time with Draper and getting to know one another. Will there be chemistry? Will there be anal sex? Did Draper brings Condoms? How big are @ADwyer87's tits? Does @eaglesfan036 shave her bush - because she doesn't weed wack those eyebrows? Oh so many questions and oh so little time. After this brief commercial break, find out tonight on The VHL Bachelor. "Meet Rob, the 13 year old Giraffe from somewhere in Africa. Due to all of the harmful gas emission given off by the white people, global warming has given Rob a rare form of asthma. Each night he stands by his tree trying to sleep, often being awoken by a cough not even Buckley's could heal. Along with the air pollution, McDonald's and other wrappers and fatty foods have washed up along the beach and have caused Rob to expand from his original size and to evolve into a fat sack of cock shit. My name is Zubabulita Shockshockboombra and we need you help saving animals like Rob. Donate $1,000 dollars a day to my personal chequing account # 5565 3321 4678 9991. Thank You. Welcome back to the VHL Bachelor. Now that the ladies are all comfortable and settled in the house and have had some brief time to get to know the other house guests, it's time to finally have the ladies meet the one and only, Draper. On this weeks episode, the Bachelor will be meeting 3 of our 6 house guests. One by one, each girl will walk out those doors and out onto the patio where they will spend 5 minutes talking with the bachelor. After tonight, 3 girls will remain for next weeks episode to have a word with Draper and once finished, Draper then will be faced with the task of sending one home because after all, first impression are fairly important. During these conversations, of course, nothing is off topic and each party is allowed to say whatever they want. Although we encourage each contestant to to remain themselves and truthful, we don't give a fuck if they do or not. First to make their way outside is @ADwyer87. "After a brief hug, Draper kissing her on the cheek and a little squeeze to the ass, they both are seated" Draper: Bonjour to tiggle bitties and a pretty smile. How are you doing and how are you going to help my erection? Dwyer: *Dwyer laughs* If you're lucky, I'll suck your dick like a lollipop. Draper: *Draper asks the host a question* Can I give her all the roses?.. ... Tell me a bit about yourself and why you're hear Dwyer: As cliche as it may be, I'm looking for true love and someone to settle down with. A girl of my caliber has had a lot of opportunity but often attracts fuck holes niggaz that only want one thing. To cum inside me and leave the next morning with a note on it with the incorrect spelling of "You're" when saying "Your beautiful. Thanks for the fuck". Draper: Hopefully I'm able to change your views on guys and what each caliber of stereotype is able to bring to the table. I'm absolutely anticipating the next moment were able to connect. I'm happy to have the chance to get to know you. See you again soon! Second to make their way out.. @JPL *JPL walks out with her cat in her arms, sits down on the chair, strokes the cats back and smiles at Draper* JPL: Hi, I'm JPL and this is my kitty SnickleFritz. I named him that because everytime I say SnickleFritz I can't help but laugh and feel warm inside like there' a bunch of kitties just rolling around in my tummy. Draper: Uhhh, it's a pleasure to meet you SnickleFritz. So I guess my first question is, are your pussies twins? JPL: I don't seem to follow? Draper: You know, the one in your lap is a big ass ball of fucking fur. Does the one in your pants resemble a modern generation's metal fan's beard too? JPL: You slightly disgust me but at the same time, you made my kitty purr and no, not Mr. SnickleFritz. Draper: *Draper thinks to himself... Ha, this is more weird than the one time I joined Tinder and fucked a chick with a horse mask on" Puuurfect. I guess I will see you around sometime and look forward to knowing you. Third to make their way out.. @Da Trifecta *DT walks out in a nice white dress that shows off that amazing black ass and gives Draper a big hug* Draper: For a black person, you're really hot. Never once did I think I'd like dark chocolate, but here I am feeling like a worker at Willy Wonka's factory and I'm just sitting by the chocolate pond wanting to dick fuck it. DT: Well aren't you full of charm and humor. I bet you have another joke about you eating at taco bell and tongue fucking the tacos too? Draper: Did you just make a sexual innuendo joke about me tongue fucking tacos? We're allowed to marry now, right? DT: Hey now, if you wanna marry this you're gonna have to prove to me you can handle this. I do squats at the gym. This black ass was sent from Jesus but built by me. It takes skill to build art. Draper: I look forward to seeing you walk out in more tight dresses and clothing. See you around On next Saturday's episode, our final 3 house guests @CowboyinAmerica, @boubabi and @eaglesfan036 will have the chance to sit down with Draper and try to give him their best first impression. While doing so, they will have to also prove to Draper that they deserve a rose and should not be the ones going home because on that night, Draper will be faced with the difficult tasks making a choice based off what he feels by sending the first house guest of Season one home. Even though it may seem an easy task, it's never easy to break someones heart. Even if it's made out of cholesterol, McDonald's grease or cat pubes. Let's just say, shit's also going down next week so STAY TUNED.

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