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VHL gonna be thankful today and gimmie some free TPE? gobble, gobble. Or this would also do, commishes.

Needed some actives for our annual pool party. boub is DJing this year. You should come.

I was gonna smuggle them into Moscow.

4-2 MERICANS

285 Wranglers 286 Americans 287 Reign 288 Vikings

Made a $20 donation. (1) Free Week, (1) Free double and (2) +5 uncapped tpe I'll take, thanks. Confirmation number: 99695553J0337843Y

If you have an issue with it, trade for them. If not, shut up. We're trying to make our atmosphere more active and competitive.

When he first came into the VHLM, he had high hopes of cashing in on some of the biggest money a job could offer. Literally, you play a game for millions of dollars. How could anything go wrong? Well, he was soon about to find out. During his junior career. Campbell pushed himself to exceed expectations of those watching him in hopes that he could become elite enough to find success and a steady pay cheque. Once drafted, reality started to set in. The money is okay, but it's nothing special. When I first came into the league, I had a budget - a financial advisor and everything but lately shits been going south. I've been collecting food stamps and coupons for our local suburbs grocery store. We collect rain water when it rains and have been using that for showers lately. I mean fuck me man, I caught myself standing in line for welfare this week and it's only a shitty 2 TPE. 2 TPE! What is this shit? But enough about this. My old lady scored some coupons on some hot pocket BBQ Chicken burrito's. Instead of paying $4.00 for the box, we got the shit for 0.55 cents. We do how we do.

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For shits and gigs, we'll claim Vincen Virtanen also. Come on Brampton, gimmie.

Bratislava claims Sir William Covington III. 2 steals in one day? Cool.

Sorry, boys. Bratislava will claim Kasey Morgan.

You heard it here first. You know those mornings when you wake up, open your eyes slowly to the birds chirping, roll over to kiss your girlfriend and remember she's an absolute bitch? How about those days where you work long hours in the blistering hot sun, excited to come home to a big smile, warm food on the table and the pure comfort of your home - only to have it ruined by a woman standing at the door with his arms crossed, microwaved hot dogs and dog shit on your carpet? At least you think it's dog shit. Dear god if she's been shitting on the floor this whole time to spite you for working long hours to afford her expensive clothing, makeup and breast implants. We feel as though Blake Campbell is having a "Wow, my girlfriend's a total cunt" season. We feel sorry for the lad, we truly do. Best wishes with your hot dogs this season, Blake. Curb the bitch season and get your came back on track.

It's known for goalies in any league to go through little droughts when it comes to effectively shutting down their opponents and closing the door. Let's be honest, even the best of the best have off nights every now and then, but that doesn't make them any less than the "best". We've taken a look at one guy in particular who has seen much glory and success both as an individual and within his teams, but his career has certainly taken a slight dip this season. Due to this, we've taken a look, talked to the man of the hour and wanted to come up with a conclusion. We asked ourselves if he was heading into a drought and if so, how long it would really last. Luckily, this guy is not camera shy so he gave us the complete down low on what he thought. Prior to the interview, we had taken a look at his statistics from previous seasons. During his first season of play, he played behind elite goalie - now retired - Brick Wahl. In his rookie campaign, he played 23 games, posting a record of 19-1-1 with a GAA of 1.40, SV% of .930, along with 8 shutouts. For a first year goalie, I'd say that's a pretty crazy record. The following season, he showed that he was able to play consistent, strong hockey and managed to help his team find a playoff berth and contend as far as they could, losing in game 7 of the semi finals. Within this season, he went 44-15-5, with a GAA of 1.93, SV% of .917 and 6 SO. Given this, Campbell has a career record of 63-6-6 (obviously excluding this season). During his career, the spotlight has been on him for numerous of reasons. When he first entered the league, he was the furthest thing from camera shy. He let the media know of his intentions, as well as the pro league managers, and proved in the locker room, on the ice and in the training facilities that he had the potential to become the real deal. However, as most players go, he started to slump at the end of last seasons playoffs. A common thing among most new players/members, but a concern for the Stockholm management still. The question remains: is this just a slight drought, or is it an everlasting dessert that's gonna suck every drop of success out of Stockholm until they've run dry? We got to hear it from Blake himself and it looks like rain may be on the way. "It's been tough for me the last little while to stay competitive and on my best game. I think it may be a mental thing. I came in pushing so hard that I may have overworked myself and we all know that's never a good thing. I'm not saying hard work is bad and that you can never work too hard - I think I just went a little overboard. I look to be the guy in net for Stockholm. Nobody is going to take that away from me. I worked fairly hard to get to where I am, Stockholm is my home and it's where I want to win a cup. I will do what it takes to win a cup and if that means I need to be better for my teammates, than I will raise the level of my game and training in order to help my boys win those close games. We've struggled this season and a portion of it could be because of me. My numbers have dropped significantly and I feel a lot of weight right now on my shoulders. It's gonna be a hell of a battle, but I'm going to win it."

It's almost become cliche for Blake Campbell to post boring, unexciting interviews regarding himself in hopes of the highest reward being given to him in 6 TPE. When he initially started the league, we witnessed big things from the young netminder. Within his first 3 days, he whipped out his Biography, Rookie Profile, Media Spot and other things available to him. This made him a big target and hot commodity if you will. All eyes were on Campbell to continue this effort and see if his bite was better than his bark. For quite sometime, he proved them to maybe not be wrong, but at least proved them he could bring this level of game to the VHL. He continued on this route, but over the last while has begun to slow down. His training is less frequent than what he used to do and he's not that active among team activities anymore. The questions remain of course and will be answered by one of our trusted analysts, Dick PhuckMehTittays. 1. Is Blake Campbell bored with the Stockholm Vikings? "Blake Campbell resigned a contract 2 years ago. Generally, players commit to a 3 year deal which is what most of his Stockholm teammates had done. However, Blake Campbell only wanted to sign on for 2 seasons. Rumor has it, he didn't want to commit to the longest term just incase he got bored or began to dislike the organization. He didn't want to become stuck. Of course, this is just rumor and Campbell is still often seen walking with his newly born son sporting a Stockholm jersey and Viking hat." 2. He's a Free Agent this year.. Do you think he'll leave? "Some are saying yes, while others are saying no. I would like to believe no, but there's been no contract talks in the making at this very moment of the season which may lead some to think he's on his way out. From a management point of view, he has been slacking lately, but of all the goalies in the league, he's done a pretty damn good job for Stockholm. Plus, he's still fair aged compared to lots in the league. The question here would be... where would he go? I do't believe he'd stay in the conference but he did once say that if he were to leave, it could be for a Canadian team." 3. Expectations for Blake Campbell? "It's honestly up in the air right now. He could become himself again and really run with the training and work his way towards becoming an elite goalie, or he could continue his slump and potentially retire rather than waste his time. I think we're going to have to watch from now until the end of playoffs to see where he's really at mentally and physically." 4. Retire? You honestly think he's thinking about retiring? "Yes and no. For the sake of his career and the lack of effort he's putting into training and his career currently, we feel like he may be considering the idea in a season or two if he doesn't start moving forward. We also believe no, as we know he wouldn't want to screw over the Stockholm Vikings. When he was drafted into the organization, he was told that he'd be there man for likely his entire career. He also said to them that this is my home, it's where I want to play and I will become something worth your time. He's lived up to his words so far. He's had great seasons with the team, but I'm sure they're still hoping that he continues his climb to the top of his peak. There's much potential left there for Campbell." 619 WORDS YEAH

Blake Campbell, although a fairly short career still, has been a Stockholm Viking since the day he was drafted. The Vikings, and GM Boub, had taken him 8th overall in the first round. Since, he has sinced multi year deals, however, on the last one only decided to sign for 2 years than 3. A large rumor going around Stockholm is that the up and coming goalie may want out of the Vikings. Reasonings behind this are the falling apart roster, Streetlights constant snoring (Campbell's roommate), and Boub's obsession over group hugs in the showers after wins OR losses. Only time will tell what's going to happen with Blake Campbell and his last season on his contract? Where will he end up? We're honestly not too sure. Wanna like, take some guesses or some shit? If it were me I would force retire Winsgate and bring in Campbell, but that's just me. Hey Draper, hows it going man? Just need some extra words. Fuck you Eagles - one love brah.

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tbh, compare members breast sizes. Make an article about that. I'd do more than just read it. Especially if we get Smarch and Eagles pics.

y am i so gud boub? wut did u put in the water? #SomeoneDrugTestCampbell

Goalie of da game tbh.

I like you, Leo. Come to Bratislava