Retired MF

According to the Index, my guy has not been updated in quite some time. Sitting at 51 TPE in the index but at 93 now.
 
Index: Skating 61, Scoring 70
 
Up to Date: Skating 70, Scoring 70, Puck Handling 68, Passing 45
 
Would be nice to actually see the changes occur since we are in a new season.

I still want 2-2-2 in the lotto please

There's so much hostility in here.

Your secret is now safe with me. 

What about updates throughout the season, even though that fucker Percy Miller is dead now he had a great point.

Another recruitment crew job here. It is pretty straight forward. We have created a survey that will be PMed and emailed out to new members after a week that will get us some important feedback. The member will get a 5 TPE reward for filling the survey out. This job entails the surveyor to send the survey out and then post it in a thread in the recruitment crew forum. Each season this person will be required to audit or combine the results into a Google Doc or excel or what have you document. They will also be required to join in actively in brainstorming sessions for recruitment.

Pay will be 1 TPE per week. Plus larger amount for time required to create overall audit once per season.

Preference given to newer members and members currently without a job.

Apply below please

In honour of your overlord's (that's me) birthday, everyone who likes this post gets 1 TPE.
#teepz #lovevictator #tpeinflation
 
Edit: for anyone still here, check the date. This is a decade old and is no longer valid, please don’t try.

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Just pointing it out.

Yeah, I've ran player and team leagues basketball wise. I've simmed for other leagues. I know what it takes. You can't tell me you don't lose a ton of guys in VHLM that are new and sign up each season. If you showed them the progress of their player, you'd increase the percentage that stayed quite a bit.

As rocky of a start that it was for Percy Miller, the next two games for Moscow were just that impressive. We questioned if he could perform on the ice at all and he quickly answered those questions. In his first game for Moscow, which happened to be against his former team Turku, he provided a big boost after an early 4-0 deficit. At the 11:40 mark of the 1st period, Percy Miller scored his first career goal. Not long after, he garnered his first career assist to cut the lead to 4-2 late in the first. The game would wind up tied at six after regulation and overtime! The Outlaws came away with a 1-0 penalty shoot out where Percy Miller did not attempt a penalty.
 
The next game against the Storm would showcase his skills even further! 4:22 into the game, he scored his second career goal to give the Storm the 1-0 lead. After an uneventful 2nd period, the Red Wolves found themselves up 2-1. At the 5:22 mark, Percy Miller won a face off and followed it with a missed shot that was recovered by Jonty and scored thus given Miller his 2nd assist of the season. With just over five minutes left in the game, Miller would score his 2nd goal of the night to give the Red Wolves a 4-1 lead. It is safe to say after five points in two games, Percy Miller is feeling himself in Moscow!

Percy Miller: Tumultuous Beginnings
 
These first two weeks have brought about a tumultuous start in Victory Hockey League for young right winger Percy Miller. Entering the league without a clue has brought about more troubles in the early going than he would have ever wanted throughout his entire time in the league. Between confusion about how things are run and the lack of activity at the moment he announced his entrance into the VHL, Percy became increasingly frustrated with his situation.
 

Percy Miller before the VHLM draft.
 
The boiling point of the frustration came when discussing the league with veteran member, Svoboda_3. The poor guy was trying to explain what was going on in the league but it became increasingly clear that Percy had made his mind up about the happenings. With a league schedule posted for the off-season, he saw nothing that actually pertained to him. Svoboda_3 tried to explain the TPE rules, league schedule, and carryover rules but Percy was having none of it. After a lengthy discussion that began with good intentions, the two had reached an impasse that led to Percy calling him a prick.
 
Oh how fate would soon play a cruel joke on them though. With a plethora of picks in the VHLM draft, Turku selected both Vojczek Svoboda and Percy Miller. However, no more drama would ensue now that time on the ice was finally being seen. There is nothing better to relieve a little stress than to knock the piss out of someone/ [Editor’s Note: Legally on the ice of course.] The duo would play three games and only a few minutes together before Percy Miller was traded to Moscow for two third round picks. Being that he was drafted in the fourth, it may be safe to say that his stock is on the rise. A quick look at the schedule will tell you that the very next game for Percy Miller will indeed be against the Turku Outlaws. With plenty of ice time ahead of him, one must worry about his health as star defender Vojczek Svoboda may be head hunting in this match-up.
 

New home for Percy Miller, Moscow Red Wolves' Logo.
 
When asked about his ugly start in the VHL, Percy Miller said, “I try not to live in the past. It wasn’t pretty and I certainly didn’t act the way I should have. I am thankful for the advice from some members and that Turku not only drafted me but dealt me to a team where I can get some minutes to develop. I wish them the best of luck, except against Moscow.”  The future for Mr. Miller looks very bright. There is certainly no ceiling for the young winger and he’s proved that he’ll battle through any tough times he will face. The only question that remains is how he will perform on the ice! Through three games with limited time he hasn't shown us much.

Thanks Fever and am glad to get PT. Article be up later today depicting the beginnings of a rather shaky career.

Thanks Fever and am glad to get PT. Article be up later today depicting the beginnings of a rather shaky career.

There is ALWAYS something to write about. Shit, I've written articles for leagues before with the following topics:
 
A player was arrested for drunken misconduct at a Nickelback concert
A player was accidentally locked in a box and shipped away on a cargo ship
A player went to Blockbuster with a reporter recommending movies to him
A player suffering from constipation
A player being imprisoned inside an opposing team's locker room for a month
A player being denied entry to a flight by a fan of the opposing team
 
I think I've made my point clear. Use your imagination and you will find a topic.

you can compete coach. these recreates get lazy and then you surpass them. I'm the living proof