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A. 1. I would make a competitive bingo league where you bet on who's grandma is better 2. Always boost Defense, its the universal stat for some reason and always get scoring higher than passing as much as you can 3. i would make a 3rd league thats like in between the M and the VHL and i would like call it VHL Europe or VHLE for short Q. 1. What kind of dog would your player be? 2. If your player had 1 superpower, what kind of power would it be? 3. Tonight is the night you are crowned best player in your position, what are you wearing?

really was too scared to talk to me i guess im scary

Another Presser 1. Halifax is having a hard time scoring recently, what do you think the team should do to change this? 2. We are almost 1/4 of the season done, how is your player doing? 3. Coach is inviting everyone for a BBQ in his yard, what are you bringing? 4. The team wants to organize a theme night for a home match, what theme should it be and why? 5. What other sport do you follow and what team do you cheer for? 6. You are getting a sponsor from your favorite fast food and they want to make a custom burger with you, what do you have in it?

- After the last season little bit where i was just riding the ship (get it because i was on Halifax) with no ice time just trying to get a cup, now that i can see how my player actually does with ice time i can see that i still suck at building player. Currently 2 goals 1 assist in 18 games with most games 20+ minutes of ice time. I guess Mart just sucks ass! - Looking at the TPE ranking, i'm surprised im still pretty high in there. Currently ranked 8th in by TPE which im kinda proud, haven't really done much beside clicking buttons for the last 2ish players but i'm clearly not gonna reach what some others are getting because of donations and double weeks. - I haven't looked at the VHL standings this season yet but i wonder where Mart will end up, I don't really have a preference at the moment but I hope he can be a decent winger in the VHL, dont think he would be a crazy HoF player but who knows

New week, new presser 1. The new season just started, how is your player doing so far? 2. Halifax is currently sitting tied for first in the league, is the team able to keep this position? 3. The coach is trying new drills at practice and he is asking you what he should add to practice, what are you adding? 4. The playoff race in the East in the NHL is going crazy, who do you think will make it? 5. If you're player was a tool, which tool would they be 6. Which soup is the best and why?

i mean i've been in the league for 7 years, this is not my first offseason tournament but its def pretty boring when you're relegated to this. When i was GMing those kind of tournament, even if i had more than 6 forwards i still gave ice time to the 3rd line because its just not fun and if i was a first gen i would be pretty bummed out of not having anything

This is my thoughts on the Pro AM offseason tourney that happened this past offseason. I signed up to Pro AM because i saw there was a need for player. At first i mistook it for the old Junior Showcase that isn't done anymore so i thought i would have some ice time but it is not a M players tournament. So I look at my stats after the first 2 days and i see i have barely 11 minutes of ice time which i feel like is low specially because this is a "for fun" tournament and to give people a chance to GM in the league. I ended up doing absolutely nothing all tournament, playing barely 12 min a game. If i knew that i would basically be used like a bot i wouldn't have signed up. I think that there should be a minimum of % that human players should play if there's not a minimum already because it's just not fun if a player is stuck on the 3rd line with like 10% ice time. In the end, maybe Pro AM should just be for VHL players if its just gonna be barely any time for lower TPE players in an offseason tournament that technically doesn't give anything.

no one made pressers this week so imma do it 1. If you could change one attribute you had what would it be? 2. Halifax just drafted some young forwards this draft, do you think this will make Halifax a powerhouse this season? 3. the 21st will be primed to get even further than last season and win the cup, is there anything the fans should know about this current roster? 4. You find yourself facing the greatest VHLM player of all time, what do you do? 5. GM Rory is buying pizza for the whole team, what topping do you want to avoid? 6. Halifax is getting a new mascot! what should it look like?

nice read but Family Mart all the way

cant believe i get FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY from top 5

1. We will be focus on getting more ice time as we feel like our player didnt get the chance to express himself on the ice with the amount of talent that was on the team. 2. Family Mart is investing their offseason preparation into the art of artillery to get their shot more accurately 3. This will surely help with the amount of players Halifax is losing this offseason due to people going up to the big league 4. I don't really watch shows, i am more of a twitch watcher 5. The jersey should have just the pier and theres 21st sitting at the tip 6. A burrito is a wet wrap mixed with a sandwich that made a baby with beans

just give me the money, simple

cant believe im not 1oa

hey im on that team

1. Halifax will need to rebuild with some of the pieces now aging out so they might be less dominant 2. Family Mart is entering the VHLM Dispersal Draft and will be taking his talent to the highest bidder in the war of scouting! 3. We at Family Mart signed up for one of the offseason tournament but we haven't heard of any team selecting our player. 4. the 21st just need to pick up a bunch of players in the draft and maybe trade for some players and than win the cup 5. The fact that we have the best players in international again 6. a salad is a soup because theres ingredient in a bowl with a liquid

As the season 97 playoffs come to an end in bitter manner for the Halifax 21st, the corporation invited journalists present after game 6 lose to announce a great news for the whole league. "Today we are happy to announce that we will be making significant investments wherever our player gets drafted. Family Mart will come with a great sponsorship with our parent company in for of the greatest corner stores of Japan!" This announcement may come up as a surprise for some as it is rare for a corporation to sponsor a player but the deal that GM Rory made for a late addition for the playoffs. The future is bright for the young forward sponsored by the corner store giant from Japan as he looks to get pick high in the next dispersal draft. His stats might not look the greatest as he was mainly on a support role in a really strong Halifax side.

1. Family Mart will invest heavily in match fixing training as the players on the team develop new ways of winning battles and matches. 2. Every player needs to get their Famichiki before the game 3. because it's not the Chiefs, we have no interest in Kansas City 4. capitalism because it is giving us, Family Mart, a lot of money 5. i dont remember enough players so its probably like a 3rd liner that did good all his career 6. Pizza is the bottom half of the sandwich, you would need another pizza on top to make it a full sandwich

1. The peak of the season happened when the general manager of the team reached out to our team in our HQ and made an amazing deal 2. We will be beating the Mexico City team in 5 games and we at Family Mart will be implementing our first store there. 3. The top scorer will be a huge fight between Bolivar and Duke and the winner will be awarded a month of our famous fried chicken! 4. We at Family Mart value team work and ingenuity so we would be monkeys 5. We at Family Mart have our own theme song already and it is played every time you enter one of our multiple stores all around the world. 6. Some octopus get amnesia after mating

people i never left why the welcome back

Player Information Username: Esso2264 Player Name: Family Mart Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: LW Height: 69 in. Weight: 175 lbs. Birthplace: Japan Player Page @VHLM GM

that guy died years ago

i would like this thanks