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It's me, I'm the company lol. If you find someone with software engineering experience I can show em a general outline of how it works but it's a heavy lift and they can't ever leave the job

Bro what no way thank you!

Maybe funny isn't the right word... Interesting is probably better.

Funny how National Geographic says he was a "prolific lover" and not a serial rapist

605 words After being deemed to dangerous to be left in the VHLm Genghis Khan is making his way to the pro leagues. That's right VHL, watch out. Khan is looking to put an old myth to the test. After hearing that players in a different league were able to become in elite in an extremely short period of time simply by focusing on puck control, shooting and positioning Khan has built his entire training regiment around those three tenants. Will his plan be fruitful in creating a career with minimal effort? Time will tell, but as of right now it's clear that he's a prime scoring threat. The manager of the New York Americans informed him just hours after signing that his shot is so dangerous that he'll be playing the point on the power play this season. In my opinion that's an excellent spot for Khan to be played. Just by looking at his stats you can see that Khan is the kind of player you want to have shooting the puck regularly. Every season his goals scored have been on pace with his assist numbers, and in S77 he scored 53, that's not a typo, 53 goals and 50 assists. You're not going to find a higher offense player than him with so little time put in at practices or the gym. So what's Khan going to be working on this season? Defense. His shot is already top notch, it's time to learn the professional level of play's systems to make sure he's in the right spots to break up plays, create odd man rushes and be in prime scoring position as often as possible. You're never going to see him laying the body or killing penalties but by golly Khan is going to create offense in every way possible even if it means blocking a few shots to send the puck back up the ice. Where does Khan fit in on New York? Firmly on the 3rd line. And to be honest, he's fine with that. Before this signing there were talks that Khan could be in limbo without a team to play on. Word is that there were several factors that led to Khan ending up in New York though. To start with, Khan's agent had put a public release on social media essentially begging GMs to find a spot for him on their rosters and in their accounting tables. Not exactly a great place to be in terms of leveraging dollars but if that's your only option you have to use it. The VHL front office noticed that there were in fact more than a few players in the same position as Khan though and opted to apply pressure to GMs to start filling out their rosters behind 1st and 2nd lines. With that came a less interesting tidbit of information but a neat little factoid nonetheless. It turns out that Khan actually has a family tie to the New York Americans through their GM. Have you heard that nearly 8% of people are genetically related to Genghis Khan? (https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/mongolia-genghis-khan-dna) Well who would have thought, but the GM @Esso2264 is actually a long decedent of his. Try telling the ruthless and maniacal conqueror of Asia whom you're related to that you don't have room for him. Yeah, yikes. Finally Khan happens to be very good friends with ex-teammate in the VHLm @Shiny. What a whirlwind of factors that led up to this signing. What should we expect from Khan in New York? Goals. Lots of them. We'll be watching closely to see how all of this unravels.

Wow, VHL. Great moves, keep it up. Proud of you!

I've been signed! Thanks ya'll

Khan looking for major league team. Doing the button clicks each week. Currently at 270 TPE. Will sign for minimum.

1) 5th place isn't perfect but last I checked there are a lot more than 5 teams. Let's keep at it! 2) Well I can't really speak for the other two but I know Genghis Khan has really taken the advice of his coaches to heart and started working on what they say he needs to do to succeed. 3) Honestly I think more than anything he's doing a great job of facilitating the great offensive players we have at forward. 4) Probably shootout. I love making our goalies look silly. 5) Miracle, it's a classic for a reason. 6) A private chef. The boys get hungry after practice!

1. FA opens soon, any targets stand out to you? Not this offseason. I would personally wait until next offseason because this one looks pretty rough. 2. Who takes the scoring title for the team this season? Jeffrey Pines. He has the scoring touch and teammates around him to really get it done. 3. It's Nygren's last season, how many hits does he retire with? I'm going to guess he retires with more than 1900 but less than 2000. 4. Which team looks the strongest right now? LA. We're the best fuck the haters. 5. Which team would you absolutely never play for? None honestly, I just want to be on a team with my friends. 6. Which NHL team is your favorite? Detroit Red Wings :rip:

Draft when

+10 Genghis Khan

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