MexicanCow123

1. How do you feel about your player’s performance so far now that we are around a week into sims? He's been pretty solid but for his TPA level he's not playing good enough. 2. What goals do you hope to achieve by the time your current player’s career is over? Well being his final season a damn cup is needed and it's now or ever. 3. Should hybrid attributes also be applied to goalies? Something needs to be done with goalies. I feel like my 1200 TPA goalie is performing the exact same as a 500 TPA goalie and that's just not right. These last few seasons have felt pretty sucky because of this. 4. How long have you been a member of the VHL? Has anything drastically changed since then (besides the VHLE folding)? Too long, February 10 2019 working on year number 6 and I was 15 years old when I joined. 7. What is the most random fun fact you know? Pretty common one but cows have 6 stomachs. 8. What is your favorite candy? I'm a lover of all candy but if I had to pick just 1 to eat for the rest of my life I'm honestly going to go with Twizzlers. I have no idea why but they are just fantastic wether you just opened the bag or they are over a year old and rock solid.

D - Mark Calaway @OrbitingDeath

G - Merome Dilson F - Riley Martin @OrbitingDeath

F - Ronald Johnson MacWallace III F - Adi Dassler @Hogan

2. What have you done to keep yourself busy this offseason? Just chilling in Hawaii, being an old man the season takes a huge toll on me, my body can not take summer training. 4. Who would you consider your player’s rival? I would say WWWWWW also known as LLLLLLL, they are the 2nd best goalie in the league so we have our battles. 5. What do you think about the nine season length of a VHL career? Would you make it shorter? Longer? I think it's in a great spot right where it is. 6. What is the best-looking jersey in the NHL? Definitely not bias but the Vancouver Canucks jersey is fantastic. Also a fan of Pittsburghs. 7. Do you prefer summer or winter weather? 100% summer I hate the winter time. Anything below 0 is a big no no. 8. What is your favorite guilty pleasure food? An entire large Hawaiian pizza. I think I could eat an entire one every single day of my life.

D - Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage

Yeah I had to go to Davos

Lmao my names not even MexicanCow Nice try @Dil

Playoff Index @VHLM GM Here is your index for the playoffs, we will be starting these tomorrow so please get your lines and such ready in the meantime. The schedule will be the same as always. Games 1 and 2 simmed day 1; 3 and 4 simmed day 2, and any subsequently required games simmed 1 per day. Also as per the rules adding any new players is unfortunately now closed, this is a physical limitation of STHS. However anyone new up until right now have been added to your rosters so you can put them in your lines. Live sims will be in the same place as I usually link when I sim. I will update Discord each day when I go live. Hope you all had a great regular season and looking forward to some playoff action.

Merome Dilson - RB

I agree Warsaw sucks

D Lucy Leitner Draft done @leandrofg

F Thor Reingaard G Merome Dilson @qripll

D Kronchy Kardashian F Diego Machado @qripll

INDEX @VHLM GM It's that time again! Please review your rosters to make sure they look good. Sims start on Thursday so make sure you have your lines in by then. <Copypasta on how to do lines> To send in your lines please use the Team Management section of the portal. The process for downloading the client file and using STHS to make your lines is still the same, and if you have manual requests due to waiver pick-ups or other roster changes please DM me your notes through Discord. <End> Note GMs, do NOT edit the file name when saving your lines. If you do there's a chance your lines will be missed and you WILL have an angry cow after you. I think that covers it, best of luck everyone. I'll be pinging the VHLM Sim Alert role on Discord before each sim so make sure you're signed up for that.