Gustav

Closing sign-up now! I'll have roles out in a bit--might start tonight, might start tomorrow night, but probably tonight!

I was actually super paranoid that I would and double-checked it before sending it over.

The one time I make a sig that's better than the opposition, we're supposed to pick the worse one...

Applying for this. Have applied to be an updater in the past, wouldn't mind picking up the job now either. Edit: also please god learn some punctuation.

Next thing you know I'll have a player beating up Dil in the finals.

I'll do my best. Guy's an idiot though.

dabs

Claim 4/4

Everyone's favorite Regular Town is BACK IN IT

For the week ending 5/17! Finally I get some question ideas that aren't stupid. 1. Davos is already in the free agent game, trading for the rights to Acyd Burn and staring intently at ACL TEAR, who was allowed yesterday to enter the market early. What is the number one reason, to you, why @Acydburn and @Quik should sign with us? 2. A thing or two is being shifted around, and it's starting to look like Davos will make a run at greatness. Is it possible that we break into the league's top tier this season? 3. Prospects Alex Bridges and Vin Calia have made their way up from the VHLM! What do you do to welcome them? 4. The draft lottery went exactly as I hoped, as Davos is now in control of picks 1, 2, and 4 in this draft. Do I pick Hornet and Winter, like I said I would, or do I say "sike" and do other things? 5. When do you think you will hit your peak as a player, personally? Which season? 6. You have to explain the VHL to someone who's never heard of it. What do you tell them? @DirtyDerek @Frank @Tyler @Ahma @Josh @Brrbisbrr @xDParK @Acydburn @Alex Bridges @VinCal @PadStack

List of victims: a_Ferk Alex Bridges BarzalGoat Berocka bigAL ContinentalCup036 Devise DoktorFunk Doomsday fonziGG jhatty8 Mike Mr_Hatter Nykonax omgitshim Ricer13 Spartan

Coming right at you as promised, this is the sign-up thread for yet another Town of Salem game! Same as last game... A rule list on our forum may be found here. The Town of Salem Wiki, for additional information, may be found here. A Buff Beav pic may be found here. As a reminder, active participation in these games is MANDATORY. If you go two days (and nights) in a row without posting in the public thread, speaking in a private game-related Discord (if you are assigned to one), or submitting a night action (or specifically telling me that you do not want to take one), you will receive the Mighty Gustav Hammer of Death. The sole winner of the last game is @Berocka, the PESTILENCE. He will be allowed to request a role to play this game, with a 50% chance of receiving that role, should he wish to do so. For recognition of a damn good job as Jailor in the last game, @Mike will also be allowed to do this if he would like. Vote for your preferred evil faction up top, and sign up down below!

YEET

And is anyone surprised?

Wait I'm stupid For those reading, you don't have to post in this thread, just link the original post. Can post here, but don't have to.

SEVEN

Going with 1, I think 2 would be better if it were a bit cleaner though.

Well that's not very social distancing of you

Performance art, no less.

It's the Thunderdome, it's ok. Now if it were Davos we were talking about I might have to press the spammer button.

Where's @boubabi