Abaddon

RW - Edwin Preencarnacion LW - Leph Twinger Not sure who's next

Kingfisher Crimson @Matt_O

YOU HAVE KICKED MORPHEUS OUT OF LAS OF VEGAS????????????

Sebastian Ironside @JeffD

Oh fuck

SBA 6 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/39428-s39-vipers-team-awards-season-recap

Sure

SBA 6 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/39261-fbb3-vs-sba-part

Whoa hey thanks lol, when I didn't see MORPHEUS as best dman in the Discord I assumed I wouldn't get an award or anything. Thank you!

MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS Defense Hits: 337/30= 11.2 Blocked Shots: 137/20=6.85 19.05+3=22 20 TPE

SBA 6 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/39026-vipers-newsletter/&tab=comments#comment-679316

Because you're trash

MORPHEUS will be with Malmo soon enough, and once he is the VHL will tremble as a whole. (Also, thank you, MORPHEUS is a player I'm letting myself have fun with. After max earning in the SBA and endlessly test simming both builds and for my team as a gm it's nice to come over here and be a caveman that eats children.)

Damn, I was a steal?

That's what the search button is for

No mention of the Single Season VHLM PIM record holder smh

Sba 6 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/38891-not-your-dads-vipers/&do=findComment&comment=677017

MORPHEUS CARES NOT FOR LEAGUES, MORPHEUS CARES FOR TURNING YOUR COLLARBONE INTO A LADELL AND USING IT TO SPOON OUT YOUR INNARDS.

No, he just eats children and souls with a side of tiny man bones

MORPHEUS isn't the most clever guy, okay?

@Quik ACL TEAR IS TRASH. 1 HIT. 1 PUNY HIT AGAINST THE MIGHTY MORPHEUS'S 4. QUADOUBLE THE GODDAMN HITS, TRASH. YOU SHOULD BE AN ACL SPRAIN IN MORPHEUS'S EYES. YOU HAVE NOT EARNED THE TITLE OF "TEAR". TEAR IS RESERVED FOR WHEN MORPHEUS REMOVES TINY MAN SPINES. TINY MAN SPINES TASTE OF SALT. REMINDS MORPHEUS OF ACL TEARS. MORPHEUS IS BEING TOLD BY TINY MAN IN SUIT THAT MORPHEUS'S TEAM LOST AGAINST THE otta... otter... OTAAWHATS. MORPHEUS CARES NOT FOR TINY MAN POINTS MORPHEUS CARES FOR BROKEN BONES FALLING TO THE GROUND. ACL MORPHEUS LAUGHS AT YOUR SMALL, TINY, INSIGNIFICANT BODY. MORPHEUS WILL FOLD IT INTO DELECTABLE BITESIZED PIECES AND CHEW THEM WHILE HE CRUSHES YOUR LITTLE MEN. MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT HE HAS A NEW G OF M. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS BUT G OF M DECIDES WHO GETS GREEN PAPER AND GREEN PAPER APPARENTLY GETS WOMEN. MORPHEUS LOVES WOMEN. MORPHEUS ENJOY DESCRUCTIOUSING... MORPHEUS MUST NOT GET DISTRACTED FROM THE GOAL. COACH REMINDS MORPHEUS OF THIS DAILY. MORPHEUS THREATENS TO EAT COACH'S CHILDREN DAILY. COACH LETS MORPHEUS SMASH STICKS OVER LITTLE MEN HEADS AND DOES NOT YELL AT HIM TOO MUCH. MORPHEUS THINKS THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE CHILD EATING THING THOUGH.

Sba Donation https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/9599-make-a-donation/&do=findComment&comment=669916

Sba 6 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/38573-atlantas-day-at-the-draft/

SBA 6 https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/38211-a-song-of-inferno-and-vice/

How am I third I literally don't know any of these players