Walter Fizz

Yikes

1. I am the holiest man 2. Ottawa is full of gays. Australia doesn’t know what sport to choose. 3. Very happy but I’m tired of having 3rd line time!!! @Esso2264 4. Yikes. That’s a tough one. I’ll have to say Don Draper my teamate rival so suck that @Infernal! 5. Goal scoring record. I’d be immortalized my statue at the VHL HoF. Victor and Beaviss would be on their knees saying we are not worthy we are not worthy.

Boring.

Good job bana. You never fail to praise Kennedy.

1. Nykonax 2. Thomas Kennedy 3. Thomas Kennedy. 4. He lost to me in roblox 5. Wearing Kennedy t-shirts 6. Don Draper

Im about to hit 30 assists already.

Feel free to ask Australian jesus any questions. I’ll answer them if you’re worthy. If you read this and don’t ask questions you have been judged.

Don’t make me get Bana. (Side note: lowkey chose that name cause Thomas is an old relative name of mine and Kennedy because I thought of people getting shot)

@Motzaburger The Kennedy will protect Ottawa.

That’s what Doug said.

Ladies and gents you liked the last week of Roblox so me and @Nykonax deliver. As always I’m thirsty for hearts and replies so do both don’t to it to hard, that’s what Doug said. So just a recap I beat Nymonax last week 3 - 1 and you’ll see what happened this week. So for the opening faceoffs Nykonax took the puck his strategy was to use powerful dekes to escape Kennedy's big hits or poke checks but sooner than later Kennedy stole the puck and charged and sent a barrage of powerful shots and the goalie eventually froze the puck. The faceoff was recovered by Kennedy and he sent about two shots at the goalie and KENNEDY SCORES!!! The game is tied one to two. Sooner the later Kennedy lead a charge after giving a check to Nykonax and he used some small dekes around the goalie and KENNEDY SCORES!!!.... Wait according to review and arguement between the two the goalie does not count and the play was tripping in which Nykonax had a penalty shot. The game was 1-0 and Nykonax had a 100% on Penalty Shots and the SHOT...misses the net off of the goalies glove and is sent flying to the wall. Sooner then later Nykonax had a charge through Kennedy who tried to trip him but failed and Nykonax Shot the puck and NYKONAX SCORES!!! Nyko tied the game 1-1. This was important and Nykonax up to this point was the underdog and he actually scored. So he had some momentum. Sooner Nykonax dislodges the puck through the wall and the play is out of boundaries. Nykonax wins the faceoff and sends a barrage of shots and one of them was close but the goalie raised his glove and the puck goes out of play. This time Kennedy wins the faceoff and charges for the goal and KENNEDY SCORES!!! he breaks the tie. The game is leaded by Kenneyd 2-1. Nykonax starts saying the game is BS and that’s because he’s been here before 2-1 with the weights upon his shoulders. Nykonax had some questionable shots and Kennedy was rammed by the goalie. Kennedy starting using the mind games saying to Nykonax "You gonna score yet?" After Nykonax hit the bank on a wrist shot Kennedy gets the puck and regroups. Kennedy leads a charge uses his small but useful deke and and and KENNEDY SCORES TO END THE GAME!!! 3-1. (407 words). Just gonna say: If you wanna be included because I think Nyko is fed up with losing. Shoot me a dm on discord at TTGWade#2316. You gotta have roblox and I’ll dm you the game.

I know it’s kinda ass but it’s my first. Feel free to flame me or if you love Kennedy give me a fat heart. (I’m thirstier for hearts then Doug is thirsty for... nevermind.)

@leafssteen is my future goalie @Snussu is my goalie. Where are we Landing?

Are the Marlins even good?

Those checks where beautiful stop hating.

Update on the 1v1 I beat him 3-1 I’ll probably make an update on this next week and if Nyko agrees we can make this a weekly thing @Nykonax ?. For this who I know read this @Banackock, @K1NG LINUS, @fonziGG, @Infernal, and @Matt_O.

Close though.

No imitating me and Nyko playing roblox yesterday.

Player Name: Thomas Kennedy VHL/VHLM Team: Ottawa (SEA) Cash you have: 4.75 million (VHLM contract + Seattle Contract) Purchase Name: First Gen Cost of Purchase: 500k Cash Left: 4.25 million

(Based on a true story) (Also if you read this reply for my self-esteem) Thomas Kennedy was caught folks and it wasn’t anything to do with good! Thomas Kennedy and former AGM and current GM Nykonax where caught playing a roblox hockey game. This can only be something bad really bad... Maybe this is why Kennedy is on the third line it seems that he can only be on slump due to this. Luckily the Lynx are able to hold on without the Australian god most likely due to Pouta. After investigation it seems that he might continue this odd manner. Hopefully he will not go back to his days of laziness and return actively and ready to play. The situation only gets worse from here. It seems while they where playing they where getting destroyed by a kid on their iPad is with the username fortniteking. This might not be the end with reports saying there will be a one v one between Nykonax and Kennedy. Is this game a struggling addiction, maybe Kennedy will even join ESports. He might even go out of hockey for a while. With our finals news off at Ottawa Station this is all @Nykonax fault.

But are you Ottawa? (1seed btw)

1. It"s the Kennedy show here. 2. Kennedy. 3. Of course. 4. We’re probably finishing last due to bad depth. 5. Aleksander Rodgriguez. Cause he’s good and I think he’s a locker room friend ( @Jtv123 confirm this) 6. ~Anything to do with viagara~ I change it up nothing special. 7. I lick the ice to test it. 8. The fact that everyone loves Kennedy 9. I’d say Bana. Because he told me to keep going and I would become a big steal which I’m hoping to become. 10. A sign that says Kennedy and beer pong.