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gorlab

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  1. wow wtf sim god is rami jakobssen ????? gggg we might actually lose this series now
  2. This was supposed to bash you, I just needed to add some pics to make it worth 5/6
  3. Jody 3 Moons. Sachimo Zoidberg. Those are the two names that are ringing out among VHL rookies this season. These two monsters have exceeded all expectations in their first season and decimated the rookie scoring race by a wide margin. The former Bratislava Watchmen teammates have set fire to the VHL this season with dominant play that saw them finish as the only rookies who cleared 100 points. Zoidberg rounded out the year with a fantastic 54 goals and 57 assists for 111 points, leading all rookies AND his team, the Toronto Legion, in goals and points. 3 Moons, who led the scoring race for a majority of the season, went into a slump during the final stretch of the season and finished with a respectable 29 goals and 81 assists for 110 points, 1 less than his former teammate and new-found rival. Zoidberg and 3 Moons playing for the Bratislava Watchmen Names like Thomas O'Malley and Mason Richardson, once thought of as the best prospects from the generational S40 VHL Entry Draft have almost fallen off the radar when compared to Zoidberg and 3 Moons. Despite putting up 110 & 98 points respectively in their rookie seasons, both players endured a sophomore slump that saw them finish well behind their S40 counterparts. It's very likely that the S41 Rookie of the Year will be either 3 Moons or Zoidberg, despite solid seasons from other VHL rookies like Oskars Harumpf, Marcus Hurley, and Brady Stropko. Popular opinion seems to have the trophy going to Zoidberg but when 3 Moons was asked about the subject after New York's final game of the season, he had this to say: "Yeah, Zoidberg had a very good season and caught fire down the stretch. Is he a good guy? Great player? One of the best I've ever seen. Is he better than me? I think if you look past his upstanding image and my, shall I say, more controversial image, it's pretty clear that there isn't much between us. He scored 54 this season right? Wow. That's a lot of goals. But how many of those were big time goals? Goals that earned points for his team? Last time I checked I had almost twice the game winners that he had this season, despite scoring 20 less goals. Sure, garbage goals that mean nothing are fun to score, but I like to think I produce when the game is on the line. Another reporter told me my plus/minus and was a lot better too. I'm not too surprised with that, I remember how he "played defence" in Bratislava. I'll tell you one thing for sure though, he is one hell of a golfer. You put us in a tee box together and he's usually going to spank me. I'm really dreading this off-season too, considering he'll probably have about a month's head start on practicing seeing as I'll be busy playing for the Continental Cup while he's probably already got a tee time booked for this weekend." Zoidberg and 3 Moons on an off-season fishing trip The out-spoken 3 Moons will spend the next week with his New York Americans teammates preparing for their NA Conference Final showdown with the Quebec Meute. Despite his confidence, it's rumoured that league brass have not liked how 3 Moons has behaved since entering the league and it's possible this will tip the scales in favour of Zoidberg for the Christian Stolzschweiger Trophy voting. Regardless of which player ends up with the honour of being named S41's top rookie, both men should be very happy with their first professional season and if they keep up this level of play, both could very well be inducted into the VHL Hall of Fame one day.
  4. Alright but first I'ma put Wolf in a bag like the Hudson Bay Company.
  5. About to put Kesler in a bag like we work at the Honda Center Ducks Store.
  6. You ever try smoking weed for that?
  7. Kesler just pumped off of 1 win I said it'd be a 4-0 bodybag. It's gonna be a 4-1 bodybag.
  8. Kesler where u @ young bull????
  9. How many playoff points will Klose wind up with at the conclusion of the S41 Continental Cup? Marcio Greusinho (a player I asked you about a few weeks ago) is McZ's VHLer. Have you been tracking his VHL progress? I think he might be inactive here. Is he too busy preparing for a Seattle Riot cup run in S22? Are there any current-day SHLers who used to be active on VHL, in your days of your original VHL player? Are there any members that you know of who started on VHL before moving to SHL as their main league? Who are you more scared of: A) Advantage or Sterling? B ) Smarch or Sterling? C) BOOM or tfong?
  10. BRANISLAVVVVVVVVVVVV
  11. Americans Reign Americans Titans
  12. #ImpeachDraper #HireDevice22
  13. YEAH or if u dont wanna do that, then come to Saskatoon and catch that fade.
  14. I'm predicting a 4-0 bodybag
  15. what a good looking player
  16. Frank >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  17. I'm the undisputed reigning and defending most immature member on both SHL and VHL. I united the titles and nobody is fukin wit me.
  18. boubabi pls join SHL and write gorlab as recruiter
  19. Oh, well pretty sure I fathered your father and made him retire from VHL. Sorry about that.
  20. Yeah! Then we can all talk about how immature VHLers and SHLers are, while we play a minimalistic 3v3 hockey game.
  21. Wait, is ball = sball ?? You still want this fade lil boy???
  22. Like I would ever listen to a filthy Texas Renegade!!! I'm sorry Cuff, we're boys and all, but I'm always ready and willing to fight for SHL in sim league wars.
  23. Yup, leave the warring to me young Caillean.
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