DoktorFunk

Hi

You guys know dil has no money, right?

Can we now discuss what I'm actually gonna have this motherfucker write about?

Yeah alright Thats all I can spare tho

Bad combo of me liking charities and being competitive

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Double post is weird

$120

Fuck 79

If this wasn't clear, $77

My US money goes a longer way than yours, Northman

Lol was trying to raise more money

$75 CAD

Hey

Good morning, Lynx! Answer any 6 questions below for 2 capped TPE: 1. If you could have dinner with one celebrity, who would it be? 2. Favorite comfort food? 3. Whats the most exciting thing you've ever done? 4. If you could live in any country other than the one in which you currently live, where would you live? 5. If you could get away with one crime, what would it be? 6. Best hockey player of all time?? (Wrong answers only)

Hi

1. Just watch. I think we'll be a team that ramps things up under pressure! 2. A Golden Gritty statue 3. Every single day! I like to know how all the teams are doing! 4. I think the chemistry has been changing as the players earn more TPE, so it was only natural that we would need to find out how they play together best! 5. MEX is on a hot streak. But I'm sure even they are beatable. It will take for them to make a mistake! 6. I've really enjoyed the conversation with my team mates, even though I've been quite quiet!

Hoo doggie, what a year it's been! I wanted to take this time for a little update as far as what's been going on in my life! Retail life has been crazy, as I'm working 10 hour days every single day, and that makes it so I'm very tired! I'm trying to set up the Ottawa Lynx to be good next season, but given my time constraints, the amount of work in my personal life, and the fact that we have very few draft picks, it's been made very difficult. We have several players that look like they should be fantastic for next season despite the fact that we won't be able to take advantage of our first overall pick (my bad). But the goal is to build a powerhouse team next season, and that's started out early. To the Lynx that are sticking with me through this, thank you! You all are amazing! If you're a waiver player, you have a bright future and maybe I'll bring you back for next season! I've been having a good time in Berocka's Howzat Cricket Sim League as well! He runs a good show and it's been very fun so far! Come join the Alice Springs Rabbits! We need more players! If anyone doesn't know yet, any point task from the VHL submitted this season counts for 9 TPE(which is basically max cap over there). Not exactly sure how the championship works, but we have a chance! I'm incredibly satisfied with how Jolly Greene Giant has turned out so far. I'm looking forward to playing with the Toronto Legion organization and making a name for myself there. Philly has been a delight as well, and has, in many ways, been the best locker room that I've been a part of (excluding Seattle). There may be a little bit of a delay regarding the next Dok and Spyro's League News. The holidays are busy for everyone, and it's no exception to Spyro and myself. If you have any interest in being on the podcast, let me know and I can keep a running list of people who I need to have on as a guest! I'm sure we can go back to regular uploads sometime in the new year, but it's just a nightmare to try to schedule when you work 70 hours a week like I do! Other than that, life is good! I still haven't had COVID, so I'm thankful every single day for my health. Still trying to figure out what to get people for Christmas, and I'm DESPERATELY hoping my girlfriend happened to secure a Capitals Reverse Retro jersey for Christmas. I got her a Roomba (something she hasn't stopped hinting about) so the ball is in her court now! I'm sorry for the apparent lack of participation in discord conversations or locker rooms. Trust me, I am there, I just don't always have time to join in! I hope everyone is well and staying safe and happy! DFunk

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My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have experience with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you PLENTY OF ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and say "I'm hitting the Lynx!" Best wishes

My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have experience with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you PLENTY OF ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and say "I'm hitting the Lynx!" Best wishes

My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have experience with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you PLENTY OF ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and say "I'm hitting the Lynx!" Best wishes

My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have experience with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you PLENTY OF ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and say "I'm hitting the Lynx!" Best wishes