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Jolly Greene Giant Scoring

1. I'm ready to kick some ass! 2. I haven't been paying close enough attention to know 3. Zambezi! 4. I didn't do them. 5. Vasteras! 6. Sweet and sour

I'm genuinely amazed at how little I know about the league now. I took a few seasons of decreased activity and now I'm just completely out of it. I'm glad everyone's having a good time, but does someone who knows a little bit more about the league know if activity is just down across the board, or am I just unclear on what's happening? It seems like the locker rooms are quieter than they were. In any event, it's interesting to see. I hope this site's hayday isn't behind it. I really enjoy it but my ability to keep up with it every day is waning a little bit. Giant isn't performing quite like how I'd want. I'm still going to see him through to the end, but I'd be surprised if he wins an individual award at this point. Hall of Very Good at the very best. Thanks, y'all!

1. I'm happy but I doubt it will last 2. The depth is a big part of it for sure 3. The team effort has been amazing. Everyone has contributed 4. Cinnamon Toast Crunch 5. Grubauer with the Kraken makes me worry they may actually be good 6. I like mutts!

1. I feel good about how we're doin 2. I think they'll have an immediate impact 3. Playoff bound for sure 4. THE GIANT 5. LOTS OF CRUNCHES 6. In The Heights

1. Honestly I took a few days off from following the VHL and I'm ready to come back strong again 2. I'm just rooting from the sidelines 3. Not ever! Congrats @Hooperorama 4. Hawaii for sure 5.peanut butter sandwich 6. Ping pong

Let's fucking gooooo

1. 100%. I believe. 2. I'm not honestly sure what it is. Still getting familiar with the team. 3. I think I have a lot more in the tank! 4. Definitely shots blocked. 5. I love both, so you wish you could do both at the same time. 6. Going to Puerto Rico!

Can confirm I will do this as well. 500 if we make playoffs

Well, Scott Greene was at least CLOSE to greatness. I guess he'll just have to settle for having his name on the Cup four times

Thank you @Peace for being a great Manager. I had a fantastic time in Toronto and would wholeheartedly recommend anyone play there. Very excited to play in Riga!!!!

1. Not really a TV show or movie (kinda) but I've always really liked the Dune series and it's universe. 2. Spiderman, always and forever 3. Tougher question. The Joker? 4. Play music and video games. 5. Toasted I think 6. Wendy's or Taco Bell

Transaction ID: 20634878166901600 Doubles Week Free Week 5 TPE (claimed week of May 20th)

I've been happy with how the Jolly Greene Giant has been so far. It's nice to see that my decision to not sweat the loss of two TPE due to me claiming Welfare hasn't been felt too badly by the Giant. He still scores goals and puts up assists. It's also quite vindicating when during the offseason and your GM is shopping players and retooling the team he tells you that there is no way in hell that you'll be traded. That must mean I'm doing something right. Hopefully this season will be the season that the Giant finally wins an individual award. He's really been coming into his own and I could finally see it happening. Our defense in Toronto is stacked and I'm interested to see where it goes! As for what I've been up to, I've been writing short stories in my free time. I missed writing and I don't think I realized it. I might start posting them here for point tasks. They've mostly been short horror stories, so I have no idea how I'll make that hockey related. Let me know if you have any ideas!

1. I think they've been solid! We have a real shot this year! 2. The whole Legion, duh 3. For sure. Who else would set up all those goals? 4. I think Kaberle will 5. Absolutely 6. More ready than ever

1. Nope! 2. Not well! I forgot to do them! 3. Maybe a little bit 4. He's gonna be a stud and a half 5. That's a lot of pizza! 6. I think it's going to be a good season!

Well, I'm really bored at work so I guess I'll write one of these. But about what? Well, considering I very rarely write one of these, let's do some incredibly accurate personality appraisals by using a HOROSCOPE! Whichever team you're on, I'm confident this is in no way false. Feel free to DM me and let me know how right I was! Calgary Wranglers The star that burns twice as bright burns our twice as fast, and that's true for you. Much like your namesake, you like making order out of chaos. You go with the flow and find a way to streamline every single obstacle. Sure, you don't plan too much ahead, but that's okay. This approach gets you pretty far, but very rarely do you fully achieve what you set out to do. "So close and yet so far" is your motto, so better to look at your work and really put in that extra effort to get you over the hump. In your love life, you take things very seriously, but you adapt well and listen to the emotions of others. Plus, you're much like a horse in more ways than one. Chicago Phoenix The star that burns twice as bright burns our twice as fast, and that's true for you. Your passion is what defines you. You will go as hard as possible into every situation, and damn the outcome. Sometimes this hurts you, but this often pays off as well. Most will respect your drive and will strive to be like you. You react best to a challenge, and hate being bored. In a relationship, you sometimes overlook the feelings of your partner, but your sex life is amazing. There's a reason they say Phoenix's rise! DC Dragons The star that burns twice as bright burns our twice as fast, and that's true for you. You like working really hard and then relaxing as soon as possible. Plus, you're really into smoking week. Like a lot. Like Cheech Marin is making vacation plans to DC because of how much ganja you're rocking. Sexually, you're usually too high to do anything. HC Davos Dynamo The star that burns twice as bright burns our twice as fast, and that's true for you. People always expect more out of you than you deliver. They're often making excuses for you. But, your charm and personality carry you through most situations, and people can't help but love you anyway. Still, you can't help but want to be better, but you never can seem to step it up. In bed, you're big, purple, and lazy. Helsinki Titans The star that burns twice as bright burns our twice as fast, and that's true for you. You're the gentle giants of the world. The ones who tower above all others, whether it be through height, intelligence, personality size, etc. Still, sometimes you're a little too complacent and your stature can cause you to be a little lazy. Compensate for this by finding someone who hates you. Like, 100% fucking despises your guts. You're a people-pleaser, and this will bring out the best in you. When you get intimate, lucky you, you're big. London United MORE LIKE "LOINDON UNTIED" LOL. But seriously, I haven't paid that much attention to London. In bed, I dunno... you're into butt stuff. LA Stars The star that burns twice as bright burns our twice as fast, and that's true for you. You are a star, and you act like it. Embrace your selfishness. It's what gives you strength. When you get down, do a shit ton of cocaine and drink a lot. That'll probably be healthy. Whilst in an intimate relationship with someone, you tend to be really warm. Too much so. You're a furnace, and you'll probably cost your partner a lot as far as the electrical bill is concerned. Remember to change out your Freon. Malmo Nighthawks MaLMAO. The star that burns twice as bright burns our twice as fast, and that's true for you. You love the night, and so you go out to the clubs a lot. You have a sick neon sleeveless shirt that says BOOTY PATROL. You wear it everyday. You like The Big Dog store because those shirts are amazing and you love American flags because these colors don't run. Sexually, your partner says "Not now, I'm tired" a lot. Moscow Menace Все люди рождаются свободными и равными в своем достоинстве и правах. Они наделены разумом и совестью и должны поступать в отношении друг друга в духе братства. New York Americans The stars and stripes that burn twice as bright burn our twice as fast, and that's true for you. If you stop and listen for a second, you'll hear an amazing sound. It's something you very rarely hear, and it's quite special. That sound is silence. Silence in the Arenas. Silence on the forums. Silence in the discord. Silence from the players. No one cares about New York, and if you break the record for longest time spent without a cup, no one will bat an eye. Sexually, you like to lead people on. You collect people to give you attention, then discard them. Prague Phantoms Purple. Riga Reign Rising up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive So many times it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight Rising up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the night And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger Face to face, out in the heat Hanging tough, staying hungry They stack the odds 'til we take to the street For the kill with the skill to survive It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight Rising up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the night And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger Rising up straight to the top Had the guts, got the glory Went the distance, now I'm not going to stop Just a man and his will to survive It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight Rising up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the night And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger Or is your logo a lion? Seattle Bears You like to win. Toronto Legion Much like your namesake, there are a lot of you, you only speak Latin, and you're from Toronto. No one has any idea what the fuck you're saying most of the time, unless they grew up Catholic. Your favorite hobbies involve sharpening your sword, reading long scrolls written by ancient dead dudes, and marching in formation. In bed, you count your strokes. Vancouver Wolves I'll be honest, I'm getting pretty bored at this point. You like cheese? Warsaw Predators Let's just say you have a lot of restraining orders filed against you and your name is Doug. Want to leave a review for me? Please don't. Good luck with your life!

DA BEARZ

1. I am, but I didn't because I had to work 2. Yep! Training camp! 3. A little bit for DA BEARZ 4. I'm moving, so it's going to involve a lot of packing 5. Coke for sure 6. I'm glad I got to play with him!

DA BEARZ

1. Very excited. I think we can bring down DA BEARZ 2. Dawson for sure 3. Very happy! We finished strong. 4. For sure the trades we made at the deadline 5. Not that I can think of 6. Not really ☹

Holy fuck those goalies

1. Not really! We've been on a hell of a run! 2. I think they were good moves! They've worked out so far! 3. Andrew Su! I love him! 4. Obviously a Continental Cup, duh! 5. He's got a steep hill ahead, but he can do it! 6. I think we'll stay on top, but barely!

1. How NOT to set the lines lol 2. I think so. I believe in the team success over individual success 3. Bribe Simon T 4. It was a lot of fun. It's always nice when you have a game like that! 5. 2 lol 6. I believe in TORONTO!!!