DoktorFunk

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Claim 2/4?

I'm throwing down the gauntlet. We were having a conversation on the WE ARE LEGION podcast about how discipline doesn't do anything. I can't think of a single person that actually thinks favorably about Discipline as a stat. I would like to formally request that someone put their DI to 99 so we can experiment. IF no one takes me up on this, I will do so with my next player. I'm talking Bruce Lee-levels of discipline. This person DOES NOT take penalties. IF anyone who has been around in the league for a long time has any insight as to whether DI actually does anything, I would love to hear it. I think most people would be too scared to do it, and it's interesting because CK has such a huge impact on your player's penalty minutes. Can you effectively remove them from your player by becoming a legend of DI? THANKS FOR READING!

Hey Lynx! Answer all 6 for 2 tpe! Sorry for the late press conference, btw. 1. What's your favorite hockey moment (in the VHL OR NHL)? 2. If you could create a VHL team or VHLM team, what would their name be? 3. What VHL/NHL franchise would you delete if you could? 4. Favorite real life players? 5. How did you first get into hockey? 6. Your teammates want to take you to your favorite restaurant for your birthday! Where do they take you?

David

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

D - Matty Socks @linsangeles

I said I might not claim it, but I am. Claim 1/4

1. Tate F - Mikko Lahtinen F - SS Hornet F - Red Lite D - Spencer Elsby D - G - Jean Pierre Camus 2. Eynhallow F - Chad Magnum F - Jim Bob F - D - Ziarie Anigbogu - Toronto Legion D - Erik Killinger G - Ajay Krishna 3. Zetterberg F - Chris Hylands F - Ray Sheilds F - D - Micah Adrienne D - Alex Letang G - Jacob Tonn 4. DoktorFunk F - John Merrick F - Ola Vikingstad F - Andrew Su D -Cowboy Prout D - G - Jimmy Spyro 5. linsangeles F - Groovy Dood F -Jeffery Pines F - Jungkok D - Roque Davis D - G - 6. chikn F - Timothy Brown F - F -Thomas Landry II D - Latrell Mitchell D -L G - @linsangeles

1. Tate F - Mikko Lahtinen F - SS Hornet F - D - Spencer Elsby D - G - 2. Eynhallow F - Chad Magnum F - Jim Bob F - D - Ziarie Anigbogu - Toronto Legion D - G - 3. Zetterberg F - Chris Hylands F - Ray Sheilds F - D - Micah Adrienne D - G - 4. DoktorFunk F - John Merrick F - Ola Vikingstad F - Andrew Su D -Cowboy Prout D - G - 5. linsangeles F - Groovy Dood F -Jeffery Pines F - Jungkok D - Roque Davis D - G - 6. chikn F - Timothy Brown F - F -Thomas Landry II D - Latrell Mitchell D -L G - @Zetterberg

Let's go Lynx!

1. Tate F - Mikko Lahtinen F - SS Hornet F - D - Spencer Elsby D - G - 2. Eynhallow F - Chad Magnum F - Jim Bob F - D - Ziarie Anigbogu - Toronto Legion D - G - 3. Zetterberg F - Chris Hylands F - Ray Sheilds F - D - Micah Adrienne D - G - 4. DoktorFunk F - John Merrick F - Ola Vikingstad F - Andrew Su D - D - G - 5. linsangeles F - Groovy Dood F - F - D - Roque Davis D - G - 6. chikn F - Timothy Brown F - F - D - Latrell Mitchell D - G - @linsangeles

I'm super excited about this Ottawa team we have going so far. At first, I was tempted to write this year off. Losing our first round draft pick is tough, but we still had most of our other picks, and it's an excellent opportunity to build something great for the future! We've got @snackhero, a rock solid first line center. We've got @Blastmeaway on the wing. We've got @Barry holding it down in the net, and @Joshothegreat , @Rhenry707, @Lvhockeybest6, and @Aivarszz playing hungry and getting better every game! The one thing we need is some defense. If we can pick up a few defenders, Ottawa is going to be unreal! We recently picked up our first win of the season against Miami. The locker room was electric! I'm so excited because everyone is here, ready to play, and supportive of each other. It's a new era in the Ottawan Empire! There’s a bright future ahead of us!

Lets go Toronto! 1st win!!

1. Tate F - Mikko Lahtinen F - F - D - D - G - 2. Eynhallow F - F - F - D - Ziarie Anigbogu - Toronto Legion D - G - 3. Zetterberg F - Chris Hylands F - F - D - D - G - 4. DoktorFunk F - John Merrick F - Ola Vikingstad F - D - D - G - 5. linsangeles F - Groovy Dood F - F - D - Roque Davis D - G - 6. chikn F - Timothy Brown F - F - D - Latrell Mitchell D - G - @Zetterberg

Jolly Greene Giant DISCIPLINE 50->40

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

1. Tate F - Mikko Lahtinen F - F - D - D - G - 2. Eynhallow F - F - F - D - Ziarie Anigbogu - Toronto Legion D - G - 3. Zetterberg F - Chris Hylands F - F - D - D - G - 4. DoktorFunk F - John Merrick F - F - D - D - G - 5. linsangeles F - F - F - D - D - G - 6. chikn F - F - F - D - D - G - @linsangeles