DoktorFunk

Claim week 2!

@IHateBobNutting, and I ALSO HATE that you're not on my team! My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have experience with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and say "I'm hitting the Lynx!" Best wishes, DoktorFunk

Hey there @arozje! My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have expereince with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and say "I'm hitting the Lynx!" Best wishes, DoktorFunk

Hey there @NaCl! My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have expereince with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and say "I'm hitting the Lynx!" Best wishes, DoktorFunk

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Lol

F - John Merrick F - Patrik Laine

Let's Go Philly! Also, wow my Lynx are bad.

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you A bunch of backup starts. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

I mean, I guess having all the games in one place increases comments. But really only by forcing all the actives in one place, no?

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the OTTAWAN EMPIRE by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

D - Odin Ohmdal @youloser1337

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the Ottawan Empire by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league

Hello there! Welcome to the League! I'm DoktorFunk, and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! We need star players on the team, and we can guarantee you MAXIMUM ICE TIME FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. Let me know if you want to join the Ottawan Empire by quoting this post and saying "accepted!" Welcome to the league