DoktorFunk

Hey there @TMGSosa! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance If you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

That's so perfect lol

1. It's a bit better than I expected. Our defense is REALLY good, but we're lacking any true offensive stars. 2. I like how the Giant looks. 3. @Kisslinger and @Mike Kehl for sure. The D-line is super important and I like Mike. 4. I'd like to win a defensive award. 5. Not at the moment. 6. Live sims!

Week 3

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

I'm not going to bother to actually format this one like an article. This one is more just a statement of how proud I am that the Ottawa Lynx, my little guys, are doing so good! I'm super proud of them. Sure, you can realistically say that we're in a weak division, but I'm pretty impressed that our scoring is coming from such amazing offensive defensemen, and that we haven't been super duper utterly blown up by any team! Also, with Hedge in the net, we have a super solid defensive core! I'm amazed that we got him in the draft. Super worth it for Ottawa. Hopefully this team continues to be competitive, and hopefully we can pick up some good waiver players at the deadline to make our offense more deadly! But if Kisslinger and Philliefan continue the way they have been, we shouldn't have much trouble until we get to playoffs!

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

1. I'm, to be honest with you, very surprised. The team is putting up a real fight! 2. Seeing @Kisslinger grow up! He scored a hat trick! 3. Probably Condor Adrienne, just for his ability to score. 4. Gustav, because he gets people to like him super easy 5. Brown, gold, and grey. More cat colors 6. Any of the other teams in the other conference. Our conference should guarantee us playoffs.

Just mad I couldn't score one more on ya!

Joe Exotic was on fire

Week 2

@Smarch

F - Scott Greene F - Kris Rice F - Sigard Gunnar D - Berocka Sundqvist D - Hulk Hogan G - Jacques LaFontaine

I'm in

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

@JeffD

F - Scott Greene F - Kris Rice F - Sigard Gunnar D - Berocka Sundqvist D - G - Jacques LaFontaine

F - Scott Greene F - Kris Rice F - D - Berocka Sundqvist D - G - Jacques LaFontaine @Smarch

F - Scott Greene F - F - D - Berocka Sundqvist D - G - Jacques LaFontaine @JeffD

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F - Scott Greene F - F - D - Berocka Sundqvist D - G - @Smarch

F - Scott Greene @JeffD

This team is fucking stacked