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Perrin held a press conference over the weekend where he answered a few questions and offered some insight on his off season endeavours. It was highly publicised in the summer that he was facing assault charges stemming from a drunken altercation with a cab driver. Perrin then was in a complicated scenario where he was supposed to attend a treatment facility through the VHL's Substance Abuse Program (VSAP) but it was shut down due to COVID-19. The Phantoms have since stepped up financially and has hired a small team to help Perrin and team mate Alex Pearson with their substance abuse battles. " I'm pretty embarassed about the whole ordeal to be honest. I was being a dick that night and I feel bad for injuring a man that was simply out doing his job.i 'm especially sorry for embarassing the city of Prague and the Phantoms franchise. My behaviour doesn't align itself with our team's core values and i'm currently attempting to change my behaviour with help from specialists and my team mates in order to be a better player and a better leader." Oddly enough even after all that happened, Perrin was voted team captain last week. Perrin also had a few words at his press conference regarding his new captaincy. " I'm pretty honored to serve my team as it's captain and I hope we can bring the city of Prague it's first ever Continental Final appearance during my tenure. I feel like being named captain doesn't really change anything for me and I'll just continue being me. Honestly I feel we have so many leaders in this group and that it's really unfair for me to accept this captaincy without first giving props to guys like Fizz, Wahl, WSJ Pearson and Block as I feel any of them really could've filled this role. Now, lets go win that cup boys! Go Phantoms!"

Another Phantoms Article Season 71 is now underway and there seems to be a different feeling this time around in the Phantoms locker room. The team just seems to have a much more positive aura around it and everyone seems to be motivated and focused on the upcoming season. Even the media this time around have different expectations when it comes to this year's Phantoms. The Phantoms have undergone some changes since their inaugural season but one steady presence on the team is their entire blueline as the Phantoms have just built and developed around a young defensive core of Wolf Stansson Jr. , Cinnamon Block, Seabass Perrin, Jacob Perry and Gert Frobe. After struggling out of the gate during the Phantoms first few seasons their defence has now reached the point of maturity. Many hockey analysts seem to now think the Phantoms have the best defensive squad in the league, and the cherry on top for GM, John Glasser is that all of those players are drafted and have been developed in the Phantom's system. The media have said for a few seasons that the Phantoms will never succeed without any star power. That seems to no longer be the case as the 1st overall pick of the VHL's S69 Entry Draft, Cinnamon Block just keeps on getting better and is pushing her game to another level yet again this season. She currently leads all Phantoms in scoring right out of the gate with 12 points in 10 games. Block is also excelling in her own end and she's just been a dominant player all around. This is the year we see Block place herself among the VHL's elite defenders. On the offensive end of things the team has had quite a few additions over the last couple of seasons and with the departures of Don Draper and Blake Laughton the Phantoms were primed to make even more additions this offseason. In comes rookie sensation Thomas Landry II and VHL veteran, Joel Ylonen to fill in those holes. Landry brings a lot of energy to the team on and off the ice and has been on fire since the season began. Landry just recently scored his first career goal and is currently tied with Toronto's McDagg for the VHL's rookie scoring lead. Joel Ylonen comes to the Phantoms with 7 full seasons under his belt and he announced earlier in the year that S71 will be his last as he'll retire at season's end. He hopes to be help push the Phantoms over the edge as they intend to contend for the Continental Cup this season, which would be Ylonen's 3rd after winning back to back cups with Seattle. Before S70 Ylonen had 6 straight 50+ point seasons and the Phantoms are banking that there's just one more left in the old man. Analysts also expect this to be career defining years for Alex Pearson and Willie Dredge who are both trying to take that next big leap in their respective careers by becoming elite goal scorers but until then the team will once again be leaning on Roll Fizzlebeef to be their go to scorer. After all, he lead all Phantoms in scoring last season with 66 points. What has the team so motivated though this year is that this is their starting goaltender's last season in the VHL and every member of the team is rallying behind the possibility giving Brick Wahl a proper send off by winning him his very first Continental Cup. So far Wahl is being godlike for the Phantoms and his numbers (.935 Sv %, 1.57 GAA) are already starting to get guys thinking he'll contend for his very first Aiden Shaw Trophy as well. WIth Wahl stepping out after S71 the team's goaltending future lies with Solomon Crawford. He has yet to suit for any games but it's expected the team will give him his first start soon enough. Currently the Phantoms sit 1st in the VHL Standings with a 7-2-1 start to the season are showing the other VHL teams that they are the real deal and they're here to contend this year. Keep it Up GO PHANTOMS! players mentioned: @BladeMaiden@omgitshim @TacticalHammer @Cornholio @Jayrad28@diamond_ace @AndrewWarren13 @Esso2264 @sjs88speed @Grape @Doomsday @Liberty_Cabbage @NumberJ5

What frobe wtf you lost one? There goes your undefeated title

Brick Wahl @Zyrok

I select frostbeard @Kekzkrieg

Woops I'll pick shortly

So when is it considered day again?

Acyd Burn @zyrok

Let's get this shit rollin

D - Appollo Hackett @Kekzkrieg

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1. What part of your game are you working on the most currently? 2. Fizzlebeef was our top scorer last year, any predictions on who takes it in S71? 3. What role do you hope to fill on this year's roster? 4. What are the odds this team can make the playoffs for a 2nd year in a row? 5. Who is our breakout candidate of the year? 6. How do you feel about your team's offseason moves this year?

Last week it was announced that Alex Pearson and Seabass Perrin were being sent to a treatment facility through the VHL's substance abuse program(VSAP) after getting into some legal trouble after season's end. However plans have changed. Amidst all of the COVID-19 concerns both players have been sent back home as the treatment center they were supposed to go had decided to shutdown. This is a unprecedented scenario, and we're currently unsure what's direction the Phantoms and the VHSAP will take with the players involved. Many stores and assembly lines have shut down around the world over this virus. The 2019-2020 NHL season as well as other sports leagues around the world have also been shut down and put on hold. This year we might not even see a Stanley Cup winner. The VHL and the VHLM however have decided to go against all recommendations and will be beginning their 71st season as scheduled. This put both players involved in a pickle as they might have to either play out or sit out season 71 before treatment facilities re-open and they can both get the help they need. With the NHL being at risk of not awarding a cup this year, that makes the Continental Cup the top hockey related award out there as it stands currently and it's very doubtful the Phantoms will want two of their top players sit this season out. @Jayrad28

Jerry Garcia @Zyrok

Julius Freeman @Kekzkrieg

im down to die first again lol

Great changes guys. I feel like it helps bring a little parity around here.

The Prague Phantoms have broken their silence regarding some of their players recent legal troubles. Over the weekend GM, Glasser announced to fans that the Phantoms will be sending both forward, Alex Pearson and defenseman, Seabass Perrin through the VHL's substance abuse program after a incident earlier in the week involving the theft and assault of a cab driver. Glasser also mentioned how neither player would be suspended from the team nor fined in any way and that the Phantoms themselves have covered what was owed to the cab driver in fares and for the stolen wallet. Let's hope that this is the last incident the boys will be involved in you only get so many chances until you get eventually locked up. The guys are no strangers to controversy, they've had various videos surface online showing their party lifestyles and have already been in trouble with the law having been both involved in a bar brawl back in S68. Perrin even lost his license at one point due to a DUI and had to rely on Pearson to chauffeur him to the teams games. If this keeps up they might lose their abilities to cross borders. We're all hoping the guys end up battling their demons over the summer so that they can hopefully come back as better players when the season 71 comes underway.

im in

Pearson and Perrin in some legal trouble. A month ago, Seabass Perrin and fellow Phantom's teammate, Alex Pearson pulled a no-show to the Phantom's end of season mandatory exit interviews with GM Glasser. The team a week later announced that both Perrin and Pearson hadn't been answering their phones and had simply gone MIA. Nobody knew where they were. There were rumours going around the the two might be simply gone on a bad party binge or even kidnapped by the Mafia to settle a debt. Today we know a little more on what has been going on over the last month. Yesterday, friday the 13th, Seabass Perrin spent the night in a Amsterdam drunk tank and was also charged with assault and resisting arrest. Pearson however was still missing and there was a warrant out for his arrest. According to inside sources, the pair had been drinking at various clubs around the city and had taken a cab back to their hotel. Perrin then got into a verbal altercation with the cab driver over their fare which ended with him striking the cabbie in the mouth hence the assault charge. There's a warrant out for Pearson as he then chose to steal the cabbie's wallet before they both took off on foot. Perrin was found hiding in a nearby dumpster by the police and had to be wrestled out of the dumpster. Pearson is still at large as he was never found. More information will be released as it becomes available. UPDATE (May 14th 2020, 7:30 AM EST) On monday morning it appears that Alex Pearson has turned himself in to the police. He's being charged with theft under 5000$. Apparently Pearson had spent the previous night sleeping in an alley after he ran from the scene of the crime and had been completely unaware he was wanted by police until he heard his name being talked about on the radio. Apparently neither Pearson nor Perrin had any recollection of what had happened friday night. Initially both men were refusing to speak to the media. Perrin returned a reporter's call and gave him a little insight on what's been going on over the last month. " Well it really all started with the VHL Playoffs, we we're both pretty upset about being swept up by the eventual champs (Moscow Menace) and we just decided to go drink our faces off. Next thing you know were buying up plane tickets to Thailand, Australia hell we even partied out in Germany haha we had a blast man. I think we just needed to take our minds off of hockey and that's what we did. " When asked about the cabbie punching incident, " I don't remember exactly why I did it but I guess I felt cheated by the dude's fare and I felt the need to release my inner Patrick Kane. Pearson well... he was kinda out of it and I can't really explain to you why he felt he needed the guy's wallet, dude's a millionaire like why? *Chuckles* " When asked about why he no-showed the Phantom's exit interview and wouldn't answer his phone, " Ha ha well I was pretty heated when we lost to Moscow so I probably would've said something I don't necessarily mean out of anger but in all fairness I honestly forgot about the meeting and I was miles away. My phone? Well I chucked that thing into the ocean somewhere, it's good as gone." It has yet to be determined if the Prague Phantoms will take any disciplinary action against it's players as they have remained rather silent during this whole chain of events. It is however rumoured that the Phantoms may suspend the players for a duration of time or demand that the pair enter the VHL's substance abuse program.

today i found out some words get immediately edited after submitting them. apparently I FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY my exit interview ha ha

A couple of days ago was empty out your lockers day at the Phantom's practice facility. Everyone was saying their farewells for the offseason, since who knows if all of them will be back come training camp with the Phantoms being well known for trading come the offseason after acquiring Fizzlebeef and Wahl last offseason. Exit interviews with the coach we're also going down behind the scenes. These meetings are usually mandatory to attend and they're a opportunity for players and coaches to identify areas of improvement and discus other ideas and offseason goals. Everyone was there, but Phantom's defenseman, Seabass Perrin who was nowhere to be found. Calls we're made to Perrin's phone after he no-showed his exit interview only to have it go straight to voicemail. The coach was furious at first, but was then worried when he found out that nobody had gotten a hold of him since their last game in Prague. Today a missing person's report was filled with the local police force in Prague as he still hasn't been found or been seen at home in Calgary or at his condo in Prague. The hockey world hopes nothing happened to the man and we will keep you posted on any information that comes up on Perrin's dissapearence. The police is asking the public for any information on the dissapearence and to call 1-800-FAKE with any information .