Frank

I'd have to go muff diving.

Burn Jardy at the stake! Escalate mother fucker...

Woah I meant blowjob... Wtf someone changed blowjob to blowjob... SERIOUSLY WTF I JUST WANNA SAY S-I-G Jesus Christ! First to post gets a blowjob...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9dSYgd5Elk

Everyone gets 10 tpe from James Faraday. Link this to ur updates to claim.

There will be when Quebec beats Cologne...

In a suspenseful turn of events Frank Chadwick has left the BOG and joined the navy. This afternoon it was reported that Frank had stormed in the league offices wearing leopard skin and playing a tribal flute. He then exclaimed that he was leaving the navy and yelled "Fuck Harper". Sterling then stood up and said "that's a banning", Frank replied with "I should of burnt this place down when I had the chance." Enter Kendrick who gets super cereal and proceeds to fly away on a unicorn. End Scene Chapter Two David Knight to quit shitty job and return to VHL and finally we'll get to see Victor and David battle to the death. This just in, New York has won the draft lottery fuck them. Shoutouts to the following people... Alucard - You're a beast keep up the good work. He's going places! MDawg - Canucks fan and a pretty down to earth dude hope you stick around. In VHL news the Legion and Dynamo suck. Also Jaladolar wants to fuck a last name, not too sure why. Gorlab's waiting for you in traffic while Caillean stands behind a bush with a sniper riffle. If you've gotten this far good job, and yes you do get bonus points if you act like you care.

Dun dun dun

Frank = sexist pig. Gonna have to watch out for the red dot on my forehead from now I guess.

Edit: I'm a moron. Doubles Edit: That goes without saying. Triple Edit: Shut up Higgins.

Me and Phil share a very similar interest in music...

Time to sue some blue liners. Those bastards!

Alucard hitting hard, nice read.

What an ass hole.

Effort: 2/2 Definitely have all the elements of a good sig. Look: 2.5/3 My main issue is the low quality feel, might have been the stocks you used so adjusting the noise can help raise the quality so you can sharpen the image after without making it look terribad. I really love what you did the flow of this sig everything meshes well. Creativity: 1/1 Yep Noah is the king of creativity... Overall: 5.5/6 ---> 6/6

Effort: 2/2 Wasty always puts effort tbh. Look: 2.75/3 I feel like it's a bit over contrasted but the BG works well with the render. I think the font could use some work (your weakest point atm is your text). Keep up the good work. Creativity: 1/1 Yep Overall: 5.75/6 ---> 6/6

Effort: 2/2 Pretty borderline but I'll give it to you. Look: 2.25/3 Gotta agree with Cuffy here I've seen you do much better then this. Might just be a slump keep working at it though. Gotta work on your blending as well as stock work. Not enough elements here and the simplicity isn't over whelming with sexyness tbh. Creativity: 1/1 Sure Overall: 5.25/6 ---> 5/6

Effort: 2/2 Yep I can see the effort. Look: 2.5/3 I was inclined to dock a bit more but JC always buys points in my book. The text placement is a bit odd and the general stock work leaves something to be desired. I'd try more lighting options when you're using stocks, because the adjustments you're using now don't allow for any depth. Creativity: 1/1 Fire Overall: 5.5/6 ---> 6/6

Effort: 2/2 Definitely improving there Cuffy. Look: 2.5/3 Looks nice, the full fledged green over the entire sig aside form the renders face is a bit too much of the same imo makes it a bit boring. I might have also changed the face to b&w since you alternated the rest of the colouring. This could definitely use a focal point. Creativity: 1/1 Yerp Overall: 5.5/6

Probably not, just better than Tordahl.

Ruutu what a stud.

Needs 1-2 more grades.