Frank

I can confirm the GM is a jerk. Soju is definitely riding the pine.

Nice to add two great players in @Thunder and @Gaikoku-hito. Also nice to add a water boy and bench warmer in Soju.

@Alex you did great work always great content!

Congrats @Baby Boomer!

The fight to the death for Merone Dilson @MexicanCow123 begins. Seconds after Moscow's cup win GM's began to foam at the mouth wondering who the successor to @jacobcarson877 would be. Once a GM for London is named their inbox is expected to be full within minutes, like trying to secure tickets to watch your favourite band but then some ass hole buys up all the tickets and doubles the price. London has less leverage here as they currently have no GM and Dilson is still unsigned so he could very well be a UFA by next week. If Dilson does re-sign with London they'd forfeit a 1st round pick to Calgary which is less than ideal. So the betting favourite right now is for the United to move Dilson's signing rights for a conditional pick. Despite there being no GM in London GM's have already discussed death matches where the winner will negotiate with London, another more popular suggestion was to have the interested parties wear bikinis and participate in mud wrestling. Regardless of what game is chosen and who the winner is, most on lookers can agree that this will be one of the most intriguing story lines of the off-season.

Confirmed @Spartan

Congrats @Nathan_8 and @PacifistKit17!

Insert @twists player name here.

Prophet.

What he said

We won it for @JardyB10 since he can't win a real trophy anymore.

@Spartan now is the time to move @Grape's rights.

Half my life spent here.

@traphag

Coward.

@Scurvy a season later

1. Wildcard: Vancouver versus New York Wildcard series, What was your first thoughts heading into the series? Why? That it could go either way but New York had a more developed forward and goalie so they should be favoured. 2. Wildcard: After going down 2-0 to New York; what were you thinking? Be honest!! I thought it would be almost impossible to come back. After we made it 2-2 it still felt like a tall task. 3. Wildcard: Who was the MVP of the Wildcard against New York and why did we manage to comeback from 2-0? I think Martin, Vidarsson and Kemp. Leaning towards Vidarsson since goalie is always a safe pick. 4. Round One: What was your thoughts about playing Toronto in the first round? Felt like we were the underdogs. If Simon respected our defense like he did Toronto's forwards, then I don't think we get swept. 5. Fill in the blank: Being Swept by Toronto made you feel _________________! Like shiet. But motivated to do better next season and i think we made some changes already that should help. 6. Round one: Joel Castle has an impressive round with three shut-outs and 0.969sav% was this due to his great play or our teams inability to generate offense? Gonna be honest that was bull shit and simon was on something coming up with that result. But we live with it and move on. 7. Bonus Play-offs: Will you pay attention to the rest of the playoffs or will you start to focus on next season? Always gotta pay attention to what the winning team did or didn't do and how their roster was constructed.

You peaked in season 30 all that content is gone.

@Thunder

I told her if she didn't that we'd cancel the pizza party.

You scared bro? Mind ya business.

GG Toronto. Next time let us win one.