Frank

70 shots 1 goal. @Greg_Di must be doping.

@sadie

1. If we held a mini-Olympics in the Vancouver Wolves locker room, what event would you like to see included and why? Since it's hard to do much with a keyboard. Either a writing or graphics making olympics or a best use of GIFS olympics. Both would be feasible in a discord LR. 2. Staying with the Olympics, who; on the team would win the majority of running events and give reason? I noticed Slater @Subject056 recently updated her skating to 94 so because she's now the fastest skater on the team, I'll go with her since I'd like to believe being a fast skater will translate to being a fast runner. 3. Swimming is rather a good Olympic event right so are you a good swimmer? Why or why not? I'm a fine swimmer, could I compete? No. I do enjoy swimming though and it's good exercise. But after about 10 laps I'm dead tired. 4. Strong Man competition still a thing? I guess who would win majority of the lifting events and why? I feel like Gavilrovs @Girts is the most physical player on our team just going by his 85 checking. So I'm going to say that he can also dead lift the most and is generally the strongest. Basically don't fuck with him. 5. Holy Cow!! I just realized that Summer Olympics means Boxing is also included so Who is beating Rip Wheeler first and Who is winning the Boxing Tournament? I feel like we're all owed a cage match event that features all three of @Scurvy @Thunder and @ScottyP in the ring. I realize that's not how boxing works but man I would love to see it. As far as who wins a boxing tournament I would again have to go with Gavilrovs since he has the highest fighting on the team. 6. Who do you think wins the most medals during the mini-Olympics and why? If most of the events are strength and fighting related then I'm going with the players with the highest face offs and fighting on the team so that would be Gavilrovs and Ninefingers. If it's more skill based I would go with Slater or Calaway since they have the highest tpe currently. 7. Bonus: Would the mini-Olympics actually be a fun way to train for a hockey season? Why or why not? It would be a cool off-season activity I'm not sure how events unrelated to hockey would assist training. But as far as entertainment during the lull of the off-season. Now how do we simulate this?

Soju FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

What a team it was.

@Smarch

Rip, Logan and Bollos in the locker room.

75E33732AV305731R 1m player store doubles week 5 uncapped

@ace_five_

@ace_five_

@Thunder

Condition of this trade met. 3rd swapped for 2nd.

The core will never be broken apart especially as early as next season. They'll have to fire me first. Drag me out kicking and screaming.

Congrats @ace_five_ and @twists!

I can confirm the GM is a jerk. Soju is definitely riding the pine.

Nice to add two great players in @Thunder and @Gaikoku-hito. Also nice to add a water boy and bench warmer in Soju.

@Alex you did great work always great content!

Congrats @Baby Boomer!

The fight to the death for Merone Dilson @MexicanCow123 begins. Seconds after Moscow's cup win GM's began to foam at the mouth wondering who the successor to @jacobcarson877 would be. Once a GM for London is named their inbox is expected to be full within minutes, like trying to secure tickets to watch your favourite band but then some ass hole buys up all the tickets and doubles the price. London has less leverage here as they currently have no GM and Dilson is still unsigned so he could very well be a UFA by next week. If Dilson does re-sign with London they'd forfeit a 1st round pick to Calgary which is less than ideal. So the betting favourite right now is for the United to move Dilson's signing rights for a conditional pick. Despite there being no GM in London GM's have already discussed death matches where the winner will negotiate with London, another more popular suggestion was to have the interested parties wear bikinis and participate in mud wrestling. Regardless of what game is chosen and who the winner is, most on lookers can agree that this will be one of the most intriguing story lines of the off-season.

Confirmed @Spartan

Congrats @Nathan_8 and @PacifistKit17!

Insert @twists player name here.

Prophet.

What he said