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As many of you know a documentary is in the works to expose the inhumane treatment that's been going on for the past few seasons in the hounds organization. In this brief article we will go over a few events that happened in the first season (s66) that foreshadowed this reign of darkness. In the beginning Gustav was given tons of draft picks picking many future VHL players no doubt filling there heads with lies about the bright season they would have but little did they know the hellscape that awaited them in the hounds franchise. He named Cody Smith as captain with Hulk Hogan and Callum MacElroy as assistant captains they would receive the blunt of the abuse Gustav had to offer. "he would constantly yell and belittle us every practice and the worst part was how cheap he was, he would slash your paycheck without telling you and would be angry if you brought it up" A Former Hound. Despite this many hounds set franchise records most likely to spite Gustav and show him that no matter what he does they're a team that could challenge any opponent. But as Gustav does he takes what happiness you have and destroys it and towards the end of the season and off season he traded a ton of players trying his best to destroy and chance of enjoyment on his team. Is this really a man that should be left in charge? #OverthrowGustav

he's been in power far to long #OverthrowGustav

Aw man not my hits record! But really nice article bud.

1) The Reapers added two Free Agents in the past week, D - Griff Manzer ( @Garsh) and G - Isak Sjostrom ( @Austin2997) to the team. What item did you contribute to their welcome gift basket? I gave each of them a bottle of sauerkraut and a firm handshake while locking eyes for far to long. 2) D - Jacob Perry ( @Liberty_Cabbage) is leading all VHLM players with 17 powerplay goals. Why do you think he has so much success on the powerplay? He's just so good looking that the opposing teams just stand in awe of him. 3) Isak Sjostrom has worked hard enough in his short time in Philadelphia to be named the new starting goalie. Do you think this was a good move for the Reapers? Absolutely he's been doing a great job building his guy and deserves that spot. 4) D - Richard Fitzwell ( @Tomato Soup)recently scored his first goal in the VHLM, what do you suggest he do with the puck? I fully suggest and this may sound a bit strange but what you should do with the puck is put it in the back of the net again and make it two goals. 5) Say the Reaper team ended up on an island in a Hunger Games Battle Royale scenario, who would win? How come? Bud Knight! He's a a knight who i assume is in full armor and is probably drunk so he can't feel pain or at least not till morning. 6) What’s your best non-hockey related skill? I can poorly Mongolian throat sing.

I could have been the ultimate stud muffin for the hounds!

So much TPE gone unclaimed : (

The Philadelphia Reapers player Jacob Perry has recently found out he is of Asian decent and will be competing for Asia in worlds. We interviewed him briefly to get his take on the recent events and he had this to say about his discovery of his decent "It was quite the surprise! I guess i didn't know much about my family's history but if it means i can play more hockey then i'm ecstatic to find out my heritage". We were curious how well he thought team Asia would do since they're not considered much of a hockey country "I think we'll do fine, we have a bunch of great players including my fellow teammate Hiroshi Okada who has been an absolute monster this year point wise". When asked about what he could contribute to the team he had this to say "Well i hope to be a key part in what is hopefully a great team, I've got a lot to give on both ends of the ice and can be dangerous on the power play". Jacob Perry is very excited to show what he's got and is looking forward to representing team Asia with all he's got.

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1. We've got this! We keep getting better as a team and we can push further. 2. No Comment!! 3. I feel pretty good a few scraps and bruises but thats to be expected. 4. If Okada plays like they did in her last game i fully expect 200 points. 5. I've got a date with my tv and couch. 6. Greg Frumperton and i sell Frumpets which are trumpets that make a frump sound. just because.

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1. I guess keep chugging forward but with tweaks, i plan on upgrading my deffense which can only be good for the team. 2.I look forward to playing the hounds to steal there mascots soul the most. 3. we are still stacked on D so i think this was a good trade for the future. 4. just gotta keep getting that sweet TPE no matter how small it is. 5. Dudes a top celly sniper through and through. 6. easy tie there skates together so they cant skate.

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.1. Feels amazing especially seeing how much i've improved over the off-season 2. Well losing our top goalie didn't help but the season has just started so no cause for alarm we just have to keep improving and i know the new goalie will be great. 3. Well our defense could improve which is what i'm gonna try to focus on personally. 4. He's a good player so i can't say i'm surprised and some new chemistry might have helped. 5. spread out so we can get a better feel of how we match up to other teams. 6. well most nights when theirs a game on i try to watch or if my local team is playing.

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1. Heck yes, although i won't make it for at least one more season it looks like. 2. Defense is key, I'll upgrade that as much as i can as well as skating. 3. Well i played with glowy on the hounds so it would be cool to play with him again 4. Oh hell yes it looks dope and sleek as hell love the design. 5. Yes cause the phantoms are the best team!!! 6.yes and no i guess we have a great group but adding a few key pieces can't hurt.

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Jacob Perry Defenseman Hits- 186/30=6.2 (6) TPE Shots Blocked- 106/20=5.3 (5) TPE Total- 6.2+5.3=11.5+3=14.5 (14) TPE