Garsh

crazy how much parody the league has

50% is failing smh

I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today vibes in here

1. Did you expect the team to make a trade? Yeah, we started off hot and have really fallen off, it makes sense to try to bolster the group and shake things up a bit. 2. How do you think the acquisition of Sarkanis will affect the team? Hopefully proide more evenness across the lines, as well as being a better contributor than a bot. 3. How did your player welcome Sarkanis to the team? Doom formally invited them to gain citizenship in Latveria. 4. Should the Ottawa Lynx get a mascot? What would we name it? Yeah we should get a Lynx and name it Leo. 5. Whats a rule you wish you could add to the VHL? I duno, there is nothing that is jumping out to me. 6. How excited are you for us to get to playoffs in a few weeks? Excited, hopefully we pick up the game play and show our true potential.

He told a user to fuck off because they asked him about a SIM. Even if Beketov is friends with Dill, no commissioner should be telling a user to fuck off in public, especially when they ask about something like the SIM. It's not a good look (unprofessional), and if you didn't know Beketov, you might not want to message him about something in the future. Before you go and tell me it's not a big deal, Commissioners should be held to a higher standard, as they represent this league.

1. How did your player celebrate Halloween? Just chilled, no one visits Doom's home on Halloween. 2. Whats the best candy? I prefer Reese's and Twix. 3. Grape offered you trick or treat and you chose trick. What did he do to/give you? I don't think i can talk about that on the forums. 4. What was the cause of the Lynx's cold streak? We are saving our energy for playoffs (that is what I am telling myself anyway). 5. Are we back? Or are we going to struggle again? We are so over, so that we can be so back later. 6. Who are you voting for in the upcoming election? (Baozi vs Fresco 2) I am going to abstain from voting (and then complain later).

1. Will Trunov become a VHLM legend and put up some of the best goalie stats ever? Definitely seems like he is going to have an incredible season. 2. Will the Lynx put up 120+ points. A rare feat in the VHLM. I think this is within the realm of possibility. We have a good start on it but can't get complacent. 3. Will Harrington and Petan Jr both stay at the top of their positions this season? Yeah they are on fire at the moment, and have incredible chemistry together. 4. How do you personally feel about your players performance? I'm just doing back up duty but I have had some good games so, pretty good I would say. 5. What is the next step in improving your player? I am going to work on my skating. 6. What do you consider a succes this season, personal or for the team. With how things are going so far, anything less than the cup would be a disappointment.

1. How in the world did we lose to Houston? Did they have a trick up their sleeve? There was so little going on that we fell asleep mid game. 2. Howmany more losses do you'll think we'll have this season? I am going to guess we will suffer 12 losses this season. 3. Did you see the newly announced captains? Did anyone surprise you? I did, no surprise there really. Certainly been the most active bunch leading into the season. 4. Who do you think will be the Lynx MVP this season? Hard to say this early on, but probably Harrington or Petan Jr. 5. How much better is the VHLM without the E, do you prefer these new much more active locker rooms? Hard to say as I am only experiencing the ones that I'm in. 6. Does your player use any special equipment? Doom's helmet is custom made from high-strength titanium alloy.

1. What is your player doing for Canadian Thanksgiving? Nothing, Doom does not celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving. 2. If ham and turkey were DELETED for history what would people eat for the holidays? Probably chicken and beef. 3. If you could choose your nose to generate something other than boogers what would you choose? I'm not sure, I'm to tired to think of something funny or clever for this. 4. Should the VHL abolish the offseason? This is boring. How would we have drafts if there is no offseason?? 5. Does anyone have any questions for your AGM? That's now how this works, you ask us the questions. 6. What is something you wish you knew when you first joined the VHL? I'm not sure if there is anything really. I don't feel like I really was missing something. Even joining right before the season cutoff was honestly fine.

@scoop

Well based on that then sounds like we need to abolish the VHL cuz i've been in some pretty dead locker rooms at that level too. Looking forward to your new crusade

spartan wanting to pad that shots against stat

1. Should I start using AI to come up with press conferences? That's up to you, just don't get caught! 2. Would you ever demand a trade? What would cause you to do so? I think it would be unlikely, I can really only imagine if I am just really not getting along with the team. 3. Should the VHL abolish all European teams in general? Goodbye hellstinki! Seems a bit overkill but I'm not saying no. 4. How do you think @sadie is going to do GM'ing their new team? I'm sure sadie is going to a great job! 5. How often do you use the discord? Should the league go back to more communication on the forums? I'm not as active in it as I used to be, but I'm still checking in there daily. I prefer discord but I usually check the forums at least once a day as well. 6. Whats your playing going to do after retirement? Get back to ruling Latveria and showing the world what a dumbass Reed Richards is.

1. Howmuch better are the Ottawa Lynx going to be after the VHLE re-entry draft? Most likely significantly better since the team was pretty lean on players. 2. What sport do you think should have it owns sim league? Maybe something like a UFC league, if only someone would have made one of those... 3. Do you think the VHLM will need to expand soon? I don't think so, I think it will be in a good spot, just the right amount. 4. How do you feel about the VHLM TPE limit being increased to 400? I think it will be fine. There were some tests down and people were not getting crushed. Hopefully our real sims reflect what we saw in testing. 5. Howmany seasons do you think you'll stay in the VHLM now? I imagine I will end up playing 2 full seasons in the M. Same track as doing 1 in the M and E. 6. If your player had an edit made of them, what song would play in the background? I don't listen to them much, so I don't have a proper recommendation but it would have to be something by MF Doom.

1. Are you watching the NHL preseason? First games on tonight! I don't usually watch the preseason games, but looking forward to when the season starts up proper. 2. Have you been reading up on whats going on with the VHLE players? Yup, I think it makes sense. I know there were a couple different options and I think the one they picked is fine. 3. How do you think Ottawa will do next season with so many returning players across the league. Not sure who Ottawa has the potential of bringing back, will be interesting for sure though. Its a big shift for the league. 4. Should the VHL leagues get a preseason? Howmany days/games do you think it should last? I think they used to and they stopped because people really didn't pay much attention to them. If they brought them back I think that would be fine, but I think we are ok without them. 5. What do you think the best colors for a jersey are? I guess maybe a black and gold combo? I think black in general works well with a lot of colors. 6. Do you think the VHL could ever try different line combinations such as 2 forwards, 3 defense? I think that would be interesting but it would just be putting a D in a forward spot, I don't think any engines would let you set up a 2 up front 3 in the back formation.